2015/R1 The "I Call Bull-Trump" Act (Fiova)

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This resolution has been
ADOPTED

Sponsored by: Carlüs Xheraltescu

Approved by:
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Date: 26 August 2015/XXXVI

Fiôvâ Provincial Chancery

WHEREAS

Donald Trump has decided that he wants to run for the office of President of our Big Neighbour, and

WHEREAS

tolerate or loathe him, he is a pretty huge figure, and

WHEREAS

did ya see what I did there?, and

WHEREAS

there exists some ambiguity as to whether that's his real hair or not, and

WHEREAS

Fiovans have always been eager to prove themselves to be kindly and helpful souls, and

WHEREAS

this sort of thing should make it easier for everyone, now

THEREFORE

be it resolved by the General Assembly of the Free Province of Fiôvâ, for its members are uniquely placed to resolve such matters, that for the sake of argument: Donald Trump's hair is probably an illegal alien and we should demand its long-form birth certificate.