Law:Talossa And Torgo Are Right For Each Other Act
23RZ34 — The "Talossa And Torgo Are Right For Each Other" Act
WHEREAS, it has been a tradition for several years for Talossans in Talossa to gather to watch the unspeakably awful monster flick Manos: The Hands of Fate (at least in its vastly improved MST3K version); and
WHEREAS, "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" is already the official television programme of the Kingdom of Talossa; and
WHEREAS, public recognition of these facts should impel Talossans around the world to watch Manos: The Hands of Fate as another of those intensely painful sacrifices which they should constantly make for Talossa;
THEREFORE, the Ziu hereby resoundingly designates Manos: The Hands of Fate the Official Motion Picture of the Kingdom of Talossa.
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Robert Ben Madison - (PC-Vuode)
- This act passed the Cosa 7-2-6 and the Senate 3-0-3.