Law:The Emergency Ersatz Taco Bell Empowerment Act
The Emergency Ersatz Taco Bell Empowerment Act
WHEREAS the official ethnic cuisine of the Kingdom of Talossa is Taco Bell; but
WHEREAS there is no fully functional (i.e., all-you-can-drink-soda equipped) Taco Bell within the bounds of the Kingdom of Talossa; and
WHEREAS Talossans in growing numbers have been eating at the Z-Teca Mexican Grill at the corner of Oakland and Kenwood in Atatürk Province, in an effort to experience something akin to the National Cuisine without the added inconvenience of having to cross the border into the United States;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby assigns the Z-Teca chain the status of "Honorary Taco Bell" and proclaims that eating at Z-Teca fulfills one's ethnic obligations if eating at Taco Bell is inconvenient or otherwise prohibitive, and highly recommends their burritos in emergency situations.
Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - (PC-Vuode)