Talossan Football League

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The Talossan Football League is a sports league where league participants (owners) would compete their teams against the teams of other participants according to the Rules of Talossan Football, which distinctly resembles the game of chess while retaining elements of all forms of football games played worldwide.

Unfortunately, because of extenuating circumstances such as time constraints, monetary concerns, and above all, issues with location, a true game of Talossan Football has yet to be played. (Although, one might argue, all football games descend from the ancient football games of the Berbers, and thus, elements of Talossan Football are played every day.) Due to such circumstances, the League is currently played as a fantasy sports league, where participants (known as team managers) compete against other participants based on statistics generated by their team of real American football players from the National Football League (USA). The League, by and through its Commissioner, the National Gamemaster, continues to reserve the right to hold a true game of Talossan Football should the right planets align that allow them to do so.

Fantasy Football league competition has been held in the Kingdom of Talossa continually since 2006 (and maybe discontinuously before then). Results from the most recent seasons are shown below.

2014 Season

This season is currently being played. Standings will change on a weekly basis.

Current Standings

Rank VIRT Ziviçaziun Overall

W-L-T

Points For Division

W-L-T

Moves
1 The Royal We 4-1-0 583 2-1-0 14
2 Pocket Aces 4-1-0 514 3-0-0 12
5 Bravac'hts 3-2-0 427 1-2-0 6
6 Fiôvâ United 2-2-1 463 0-2-1 15
7 Flagstaff WereRats 2-3-0 499 1-2-0 2
11 Christian's Team 1-3-1 436 1-1-1 -
Rank FUNÇAT Ziviçaziun Overall

W-L-T

Points For Division

W-L-T

Moves
3 Atatürk Ailasts 3-2-0 541 1-2-0 15
4 Hooligan s'Ereux 3-2-0 455 1-2-0 -
8 Maricopa Mareischais 2-3-0 469 2-1-0 -
9 Schneiderian Steels 2-3-0 452 2-1-0 -
10 Els Çéumarscheirs 2-3-0 439 2-1-0 1
12 S.C. Galatis Fiôvâ 1-4-0 441 1-2-0 -
Teams in italics clinched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won their respective divisions.

2013 Season

Playoff Bracket

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final
                   
         
 (1) Fiôvâ United  174
 
 (8) Pocket Aces  66  
 (1) Fiôvâ United  117
 
   (5) Flagstaff WereRats  71  
 (4) Canards da Cezembre  88
 
 (5) Flagstaff WereRats  123  
 (1) Fiôvâ United  133
 
   (3) Fighting Whippets  117
 (3) Fighting Whippets  127
 
 (6) The Royal We  123  
 (3) Fighting Whippets  131 Third place
 
   (2) Hooligan s'Ereux  108  
 (2) Hooligan s'Ereux  142  (5) Flagstaff WereRats  63
 (7) Benito BrainBreakers  97    (2) Hooligan s'Ereux  145
 
Standings Team
1st Fiôvâ United
2nd Fighting Whippets
3rd Hooligan s'Ereux
4th Flagstaff WereRats
5th Canards da Cezembre
6th The Royal We
7th Benito BrainBreakers
8th Pocket Aces

Regular Season Standings

Rank VIRT Ziviçaziun Overall

W-L-T

Points For Division

W-L-T

Moves
1 Fiôvâ United 11-2-0 1554 9-2-0 55
3 Fighting Whippets 9-4-0 1359 7-4-0 5
5 Flagstaff WereRats 8-5-0 1177 7-5-0 18
6 The Royal We 7-6-0 1293 6-5-0 14
9 Pocket Aces 6-7-0 1076 5-6-0 5
12 Lorentzio Ravens 4-9-0 1013 3-8-0 -
14 Benito Beerswillers 2-11-0 927 2-9-0 -
Rank FUNÇAT Ziviçaziun Overall

W-L-T

Points For Division

W-L-T

Moves
2 Hooligan s'Ereux 9-3-0 1348 8-2-0 14
4 Canards da Cezembre 9-3-0 1208 8-2-0 17
7 Benito BrainBreakers 6-6-0 1162 5-6-0 21
8 Maricopa Mareischais 6-6-0 1001 6-4-0 2
10 Benito Bombers 5-7-0 894 4-6-0 -
11 Schneiderian Steels 3-9-0 1058 3-8-0 -
13 Fiôvâ City 3-9-0 957 2-8-0 -
Teams in italics clinched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won their respective divisions.

2012 Season

In a stunning 25 point game, the two-seeded Canards da Cézembre blew past the four-seeded Lydian Valkyries to win 2012 TFL Championship. Trailing close behind were the Pocket Aces, narrowly defeating the top seeded Voodoo Knights in a heated third place game.

Final Standings

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final
                   
         
 (1) Voodoo Knights  93
 
 (8) Schneiderian Steels  67  
 (1) Voodoo Knights  95
 
   (4) Lydian Valkyries  130  
 (4) Lydian Valkyries  120
 
 (5) Fiôvâ United  105  
 (4) Lydian Valkyries  119
 
   (2) Canards da Cézembre  145
 (3) Pocket Aces  141
 
 (6) My Little Ponies  111  
 (3) Pocket Aces  113 Third place
 
   (2) Canards da Cézembre  123  
 (2) Canards da Cézembre  117  (1) Voodoo Knights  114
 (7) Maricopa Mareischais  80    (3) Pocket Aces  145
 
Standings Team
1st Canards da Cézembre
2nd Lydian Valkyries
3rd Pocket Aces
4th Voodoo Knights
5th Fiôvâ United
6th Maricopa Mareischais
7th Schneiderian Steels
8th My Little Ponies

Regular Season Standings

Rank VIRT Ziviçaziun Overall

W-L-T

Overall

Percentage

Division

W-L-T

Moves
2 Lydian Valkyries 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 8
3 Pocket Aces 9-5-0 .643 7-5-0 11
5 Fiôvâ United 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 32
8 My Little Ponies 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 20
10 Benito Beerswillers 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 7
11 Fighting Whippets 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 26
14 Solar Cold Rangers 2-12-0 .143 2-10-0 -
Rank FUNÇAT Ziviçaziun Overall

W-L-T

Overall

Percentage

Division

W-L-T

Moves
1 Canards da Cézembre 9-4-1 .679 8-3-1 13
4 Voodoo Knights 10-4-0 .714 8-4-0 -
6 Maricopa Mareischals 8-6-0 .571 6-6-0 -
7 Schneiderian Steels 7-7-0 .550 6-6-0 14
9 Forcu Värschéu 6-7-1 .464 5-6-1 -
12 Mousers 6-8-0 .429 5-7-0 4
13 Hooligan s'Ereux 4-10-0 .286 3-9-0 25
Teams in italics clinched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won their respective divisions.

2011 Season

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Final Standings

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final
                   
         
 (1) Kangaroos  96
 
 (8) Canards da Cézembre  88  
 (1) Kangaroos  102
 
   (5) My Little Ponies  128  
 (4) Maricopa Warriors  91
 
 (5) My Little Ponies  147  
 (5) My Little Ponies  168
 
   (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  111
 (3) Legitimate Bastards  99
 
 (6) MAG's Marauders  95  
 (3) Legitimate Bastards  106 Third place
 
   (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  116  
 (2) Fighting Whippets  105  (1) Kangaroos  85
 (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  133    (3) Legitimate Bastards  86
 
Standings Team
1st My Little Ponies
2nd Hooligan s'Ereux
3rd Legitimate Bastards
4th Kangaroos
5th Maricopa Warriors
6th Fighting Whippets
7th MAG's Marauders
8th Canards da Cézembre

Regular Season Standings

Rank 2012 Talossan Football League Overall

W-L-T

Overall

Percentage

Moves
5 My Little Ponies 8-6-0 .571 26
7 Hooligan s'Ereux 6-8-0 .429 46
3 Legitimate Bastards 10-4-0 .714 19
1 Kangaroos 11-2-1 .821 -
4 Maricopa Warriors 9-5-0 .643 27
2 Fighting Whippets 10-4-0 .714 18
6 MAG's Marauders 7-6-1 .536 8
8 Canards da Cézembre 6-8-0 .429 14
9 Forcu Värschéu 6-8-0 .429 3
10 Benito Beerswillers 5-9-0 .357 16
11 Verdù del Tapitz 4-10-0 .286 -
12 Voodoo Knights 1-13-0 .071 1
Teams in italics clenched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won the regular season.
Note: Due to a technical error with Yahoo!, the default order for this table is the final standings order.

2010 Season

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Final Standings

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final
                   
         
 (1) Hooligan s'Ereux   
 
 Bye     
 (1) Hooligan s'Ereux  158
 
   (4) Verdù del Tapitz  87  
 (4) Verdù del Tapitz  114
 
 (5) My Little Ponies  110  
 (1) Hooligan s'Ereux  100
 
   (2) Askari Sight  188
 (3) Fighting Whippets  76
 
 (6) Canards da Cézembre  134  
 (6) Canards da Cézembre  85 Third place
 
   (2) Askari Sight  97  
 (2) Askari Sight     (4) Verdù del Tapitz  68
 Bye       (6) Canards da Cézembre  81
 
Standings Team
1st Askari Sight
2nd Hooligan s'Ereux
3rd Canards da Cézembre
4th Verdù del Tapitz
5th Fighting Whippets
6th My Little Ponies

Regular Season Standings

Rank 2012 Talossan Football League Overall

W-L-T

Overall

Percentage

Moves
2 Askari Sight 8-4-0 .667 11
1 Hooligan s'Ereux 9-3-0 .750 33
6 Canards da Cézembre 4-8-0 .333 11
4 Verdù del Tapitz 8-4-0 .667 -
3 Fighting Whippets 8-4-0 .667 18
5 My Little Ponies 4-8-0 .333 21
8 Suorsch Parfäts 3-9-0 .250 -
7 Legitimate Bastards 4-8-0 .333 12
Teams in italics clinched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won the regular season.
Note: Due to a technical error with Yahoo!, the default order for this table is the final standings order.