Law:The Act Against Life

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37RZ1 — The Act Against Life

WHEREAS, having to deal with life has come in the way of my Talossán responsibilities;

WHEREAS many of us have lost our spouses due to our devotion to Talossa;

WHEREAS many of us find ourselves waking up late at night checking the Witt for a quick Talossa fix;

WHEREAS we have no support group for our addiction;

THEREFORE the only logical thing to do would be to enact a law against Life to open up more time for Talossa;

THEREFORE the Ziu hereby officially discourages Talossán from purchasing or consuming LIFE cereal.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Viteu Toctviac'htéir (MC, RUMP)

Scribe's Notes

  1. This act was passed by the Cosa on a 93-55-34 vote but failed to pass the Senate 2-3-1.

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