Law:The Act Against Life
37RZ1 — The Act Against Life
WHEREAS, having to deal with life has come in the way of my Talossán responsibilities;
WHEREAS many of us have lost our spouses due to our devotion to Talossa;
WHEREAS many of us find ourselves waking up late at night checking the Witt for a quick Talossa fix;
WHEREAS we have no support group for our addiction;
THEREFORE the only logical thing to do would be to enact a law against Life to open up more time for Talossa;
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby officially discourages Talossán from purchasing or consuming LIFE cereal.
Uréu q'estadra så:
Viteu Toctviac'htéir (MC, RUMP)
- This act was passed by the Cosa on a 93-55-34 vote but failed to pass the Senate 2-3-1.