Law:The Crabs Commission Act

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6RC2 — The Crabs Commission Act

WHEREAS the Kingdom of Talossa experiences periodic bouts of boredom which seriously call into question the health of its fragile democracy, the "Commission Royal on Apathy, Boredom, and Sedition" (CRABS) is hereby established to investigate into the causes of this cyclical malaise and to provide the Kingdom with suggested remedies, if, in fact there are any.

The CRABS shall be headed by Daniel Lorentz who shall furnish its reports to the King and Prime Minister before Christmas, 1987.

Consulting members of CRABS shall include Ben Madison and Andrew Wozniak, along with any others Citizen Lorentz shall invite to participate.

Proposed by: Daniel Lorentz (PC-Vuode)

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