Law:The Whip His Ass Act
The Whip His Ass Act
WHEREAS American juvenile delinquent Michael Fay, 18, has been properly and duly convicted of relentlessly and willfully committing acts of vandalism--for which there is NO excuse--over a period of 10 days (17 Sep-26 Sep 93); and WHEREAS his stupid , senseless acts amounted to a calculated course of criminal conduct; and WHEREAS he's been properly sentenced to 4 months in jail, a $2,215 fine, and best of all, SIX STROKES WITH A SPLIT BAMBOO CANE; THEREFORE the Cosâ hreby sends its Moral Support to Singapore for its proper and message-sending sentence, and wishes to express its support for similar measures to be taken against similar idiot delinquents in all other countires--yes , including the US and the RT! Most definitely!
Proposed by: John A. Jahn (PC-Maritiimi-Maxhestic)