2015/R1 The "I Call Bull-Trump" Act (Fiova)

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Sponsored by: Carlüs Xheraltescu

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Date: 26 August 2015/XXXVI

Fiôvâ Provincial Chancery

WHEREAS Donald Trump has decided that he wants to run for the office of President of our Big Neighbour, and WHEREAS tolerate or loathe him, he is a pretty huge figure, and WHEREAS did ya see what I did there?, and WHEREAS there exists some ambiguity as to whether that's his real hair or not, and WHEREAS Fiovans have always been eager to prove themselves to be kindly and helpful souls, and WHEREAS this sort of thing should make it easier for everyone, now THEREFORE be it resolved by the General Assembly of the Free Province of Fiôvâ, for its members are uniquely placed to resolve such matters, that for the sake of argument: Donald Trump's hair is probably an illegal alien and we should demand its long-form birth certificate.