Cézembrean Law
This is a digest of Cézembrean provincial statutory laws, accepted by L'Etats de Cézembre.
A1: The First Cézembrean Culture Act
| This law is currently IN FORCE |
Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (PP/FGP) |
Approved by: L'États |
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| Date: 16 February 2010/XXXI |
WHEREAS
Cézembre is the best province of Talossa, and
WHEREAS
the best province of Talossa needs to have its own, unique culture, and
WHEREAS
the possibility of provincial food has already been discussed, and
WHEREAS
one French/Cézembrean specialty turned out to be perfect for our wonderful island, now
THEREFORE
the Cézembrian government recognizes cotriade as provincial food and as a part of the Cézembrian culture.
A2: The Information Act
| This law is currently IN FORCE |
Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (PP/FGP) |
Approved by: L'États |
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| Date: 16 February 2010/XXXI |
WHEREAS
a lot of information about Cézembre provided by the KoT-site and the Cézembrian forum is unclear or out of date, and
WHEREAS
Cézembrian citizens should be able to have this information, now
THEREFORE
the seneschal or someone appointed by the Seneschal is responsible for providing the following information online: 1) all provincial legislation, 2) all voting member of l'etats and 3) the Seneschal and Governor-General.
A3: The Damn The Province With The Long Name Act
 REPEALED |
Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (PP) |
Approved by: L'États |
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| Date: 27 July 2011/XXXII |
WHEREAS
some evil guys in M-M actually think they are the best province, and
WHEREAS
they are of course not the best province, and
WHEREAS
we're all happy not to live in M-M, and
WHEREAS
there is no good reason for M-M to be a province, now
THEREFORE
this assembly advises the ziu to assign the territory and the citizens of Maritiimi-Maxhestic to Maricopa and Vuode,
Futhermore this assembly does not recognize any future Maritiimi-Maxhestic legislation claiming Cézembrian territory, Additionaly we accept the fact that Cézembre is the best province and the fact that Vuode, Benito, Ataturk, Maricopa and even Florencia are all better provinces than Maritiimi-Maxhestic.
A4: The Get Rid Of A3 Act
| This law is currently IN FORCE |
Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (MRP) |
Approved by: L'États |
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| Date: 6 May 2012/XXXIII |
WHEREAS
the provincial conflict between M-M and Cézembre used to be fun at some point, and
WHEREAS
nobody cares anymore, and
WHEREAS
A3 seems so silly now, and
WHEREAS
we are still the best province of Talossa, and
WHEREAS
we are very forgiving, now
THEREFORE
A3 is hereby repealed,
Furthermore Cézembre still denies the ridiculous claims in articles V and VI of The Body of Law Act (MM).
A5: The Keys to the Kingdom Act
| This law is currently IN FORCE |
Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (MRP), Owen Edwards (MRP/IP) |
Approved by: L'États |
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| Date: 14 July 2012/XXXIII |
WHEREAS
Ián Anglatzarâ, C. Carlüs Xheráltsëfiglheu, Jum Txec Tric’hardsëfiglheu, Dieter N. Vercáriâ, Gjermund Higraff, Üc R. Tärfâ and Ián Txaglh were Cézembreans in the Republic, and
WHEREAS
Republican Cézembreans were as Cezembrean as they come, and
WHEREAS
their names are now attached to Fiova, but their hearts remain in Cézembre, and
WHEREAS
if their hearts don't remain in Cézembre, well, we can soon see to THAT, matey, and
WHEREAS
the Fair Isle, the King's second Kingdom, God's Own Country, would like to show Republican Cézembreans they still have a home here,
THEREFORE
l’Etats de Cézembre hereby awards Keys to the Kingdom to the following persons:
• Ián Anglatzarâ • C. Carlüs Xheráltsëfiglheu, • Jum Txec Tric’hardsëfiglheu • Dieter N. Vercáriâ • Gjermund Higraff • Üc R. Tärfâ • Ián Txaglh