Law:Expunged By Act 35RZ6 of the Ziu

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27RZ23

An Act to Delete a Defective Member of The Royal Family

EXPUNGED BY ACT 35RZ6 OF THE ZIU

WHEREAS, the Ziu in March, 1995 (RZ1.3.95, the Royal Wedding Enabling Act) authorized the marriage of HRM King Robert I of Talossa and Min Jenny Pan of Shanghai, China; and

WHEREAS, Queen Jenny has proven over time to be unstable, unfaithful, unhygenic, fiscally irresponsible, dishonest, deceptive, neurotic, phobic, greedy, frigid, and paranoid; and

WHEREAS, most of these qualities are unbecoming a member of the Talossan Ruling Dynasty;

THEREFORE, the Ziu hereby: REPEALS RZ1.3.95;

GRANTS under Talossan law a full and complete divorce to King Robert I and Queen Jenny, pending confirmation by the American justice system (since the wedding was performed in the USA, which was a bad sign to begin with! ;-)

ENCOURAGES the appropriate Talossan criminal justice authorities and the Uppermost Cort of Talossa to investigate Queen Jenny's misconduct; and

RECOMMENDS that Queen Jenny be expunged as a citizen and removed from Talossa; and

ORDERS that her name be stricken from all obelisks. So let it be written--So let it be done

Uréu q'estadra så: Robert Ben Madison - (PC-Vuode)

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