Law:The Act Against Life

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37RZ1 — The Act Against Life

WHEREAS, having to deal with life has come in the way of my Talossán responsibilities;

WHEREAS many of us have lost our spouses due to our devotion to Talossa;

WHEREAS many of us find ourselves waking up late at night checking the Witt for a quick Talossa fix;

WHEREAS we have no support group for our addiction;

THEREFORE the only logical thing to do would be to enact a law against Life to open up more time for Talossa;

THEREFORE the Ziu hereby officially discourages Talossán from purchasing or consuming LIFE cereal.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Viteu Toctviac'htéir (MC, RUMP)

Scribe's Notes

  1. This act failed to pass the Ziu.

ScriberyBadge.png This page is maintained under authority of the Scribery of Abbavilla.
Această páxhină isch sub l'auþorità dal Scriuerïă d'Abbavilla.
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