Law:The Oh! Woe! For Shame, after Seven Long Years We Admit Melanie Act
8RC22 — The Oh! Woe! For Shame, after Seven Long Years We Admit Melanie Act
The entire Talossan nation, after sincere reflection and widespreadsorrow over our astonishing blunder, which reflects poorly upon our collective national character, hereby repents with a heavy heart of its sins. In this repentance we call, no, we bed humbly with our most sincere petitioning voices raised in a chorus of apology, Please let Melanie Ingles become a citizen of the Kingdom of Talossa! She has been a good friend for many years and not inviting her sooner into the sacred bonds of our national fellowship is a profound and damning indictment of our national idiocy. Will she forgive us? Only if we make her a citizen. Repent, O Talossa! And welcome our friend home.
Proposed by: Robert Madison (PC-Vuode); Dan Lorentz (nonentity)