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== Minister of STUFF ==
== Minister of STUFF ==
The post of Minister of STUFF is currently held by the Right Honourable [[Glüc da Dhi]], appointed 31 January {{year|2017}}.
The post of Minister of STUFF is currently held by the Right Honourable [[Marti-Pair Furxheir]], appointed July 29th {{year|2018}}.


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| [[Ian Plätschisch]] || MRPT || April 4th, 2016 || January 31st, 2017
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| [[Glüc da Dhi]] || MRPT || January 31st, 2017 || ''incumbent''
| [[Glüc da Dhi]] || MRPT || January 31st, 2017 || July 29th, 2018
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| [[Marti-Pair Furxheir]] || FreeDem || July 29th, 2018 || Incumbent
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===NUMB===
===NUMB===


The '''National Upkeep and Maintenance Bureau''' (NUMB) holds responsibility for keeping the Kingdom's web presences up to date.  It was created during the 49th Cosa by [[Ian Plätschisch]], and the current NUMB chief is [[Alessandro Piazza]]
The '''National Upkeep and Maintenance Bureau''' (NUMB) holds responsibility for keeping the Kingdom's web presences up to date.  It was created during the 49th Cosa by [[Ian Plätschisch]].


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Revision as of 12:48, 1 August 2018

Ministry of STUFF
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Current Head: Marti-Pair Furxheir
Deputies:
Function: To prepare informative texts about Talossa, manage publicity for the Kingdom, and manage the Kingdom's official public presence and social networks.

The Ministry of STUFF (La Ministrà à Sanavarh da Talossa àls Ultra-Fiovaes Folas, pronounced [ɫɐ minisˈtɾaː‿a‿zɐnɐˈvaːʃ dɐ tɐˈɫosa‿awz‿ˈuɬtɾɐˌfi̯ovajs ˈfoɫɐs]; literally, the "Ministry to Herald Talossa to Crowds Across the River") is one of the Talossa's six Cabinet positions chartered by Organic Law (others were established by statutory law). According to its Organic charter, "[t]he Minister of STUFF shall prepare, at the behest of the Cosa, the Seneschal, or on his own initiative, informative texts about the Kingdom of Talossa." (Org.12.6.) The Minister of STUFF is sometimes known by the abbreviation "MinSTUFF." As of the 47th Cosa, the name of the Ministry is stylized in uppercase ("STUFF") in all official correspondence.

Duties

"The Cabinet Refinishing Act" (Talossan statute 36RZ17) establishes also that the Ministry of STUFF be further responsible for the promotion of the Kingdom through public relations, ensuring that the Kingdom and events therein are regularly publicized in worldwide media. The Ministry is further charged with producing and circulating "a national publication for internal and external promotion of all things Talossan." In times past, this has generally extended towards managing Talossa's official social media presence, advertising campaigns, and miscellaneous initiatives like Talossan identification cards or TalossaWare. A national radio and television network for Talossans, called "RTV" (Regipäts Televiziun), is also under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of STUFF.

A further, unnamed directive, developed by former Minister Alexandreu Davinescu and which pretty much no one understands, emphasises that "The Minister of STUFF knows the gate. The Minister of STUFF is the gate. The Minister of STUFF is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in the Minister of STUFF. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread."

Minister of STUFF

The post of Minister of STUFF is currently held by the Right Honourable Marti-Pair Furxheir, appointed July 29th 2018/XXXIX.

Minister Party Took office Left office
Alexandreu Davinescu RUMP April 4th, 2007 March 3rd, 2008
Ieremiac'h Ventrutx RUMP March 3rd, 2008 November 7th, 2008
Viteu Marcianüs RUMP, FGP, PP November 7th, 2008 April 6th, 2012
Danihel Teziun RUMP April 6th, 2012 July 23rd, 2012
Steafan d'Unmortadel RUMP July 23rd, 2012 October 2nd, 2012
Litz Cjantscheir RUMP, IND October 2nd, 2012 April 19th, 2013
Alexandreu Davinescu RUMP April 19th, 2013 January 24th, 2014
Lüc da Schir MRPT January 24th, 2014 September 20th, 2014
Sevastáin Pinátsch MRPT September 20th, 2014 December 20th, 2015
M.T. Patritz da Biondeu FreeDem December 22th, 2015 April 4th, 2016
Ian Plätschisch MRPT April 4th, 2016 January 31st, 2017
Glüc da Dhi MRPT January 31st, 2017 July 29th, 2018
Marti-Pair Furxheir FreeDem July 29th, 2018 Incumbent

During the 47th Cosa, Minister Pinátsch established the practice of the uppercase styling of "STUFF" in all official Ministerial use, highlighting the word's status as an acronym.

Bureaus

SPAM

The Bureau of Social Publicity Administration and Management (or, Bureau of SPAM) holds responsibility for the maintenance of Talossa's various social media presences, as directed by the Minister. The chief of the Bureau is known as the "Head Spammajamma"

Official pages

NUMB

The National Upkeep and Maintenance Bureau (NUMB) holds responsibility for keeping the Kingdom's web presences up to date. It was created during the 49th Cosa by Ian Plätschisch.