Ministry of STUFF

Ministry of Stuff

Current Head: Danihel Teziun

Deputies: Alexander Davis, X. Pol Briga

Function: To prepare informative texts about Talossa and manage publicity for the Kingdom.

The Minister of Stuff is one of the six Organic Cabinet officers, mandated by Talossa's Organic Law, which directes that "[t]he Minister of Stuff shall prepare, at the behest of the Cosa, the Seneschal, or on his own initiative, informative texts about the Kingdom of Talossa." (Org.12.6.)

Talossan Statute 36RZ17 ("The Cabinet Refinishing Act") establishes a formal Ministry responsible to the Minister, and requires that the Ministry of Stuff "shall be responsible for the promotion of the Kingdom through public relations. The Ministrà à Sanavarh da Talossa àl Ultra-Fiovan Folas (Ministry of Stuff) shall dutifully ensure that the Kingdom and events therein are regularly publicized in any and all worldwide media, and shall produce and circulate on a regular basis a national publication for internal and external promotion of all things Talossan."

A further, unnamed directive emphasizes that "The Minister of Stuff knows the gate. The Minister of Stuff is the gate. The Minister of Stuff is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in the Minister of Stuff. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread."

The post of Minister of Stuff is currently held by the Right Honourable Danihel Teziun.

The Minister is assisted in his duties by two Deputies, X. Pol Briga (appointed 14 February 2008) and Alexander Davis (appointed 20 June 2012).