Law:The Cruel Joke at Pengöpäts's Expense Act
37RZ7 — The Cruel Joke at Pengöpäts's Expense Act
WHEREAS it is traditional to regularly introduce legislation to transform the beloved but chilly territory of Pengöpäts into a province, and
WHEREAS penguins are delicious when roasted or in "jerk penguin" form, and
WHEREAS this legislator manages to be both wholly in favor and wholly opposed to his own legislation, and
WHEREAS there are no residents of the territory to be hurt by this regularly scheduled false hope, and
WHEREAS the Organic Law only explicitly states this is impossible a little, not really a lot,
THEREFORE, the territory of Pengöpäts is hereby established as the province of Pengöpäts, with all of the rights and privileges due a province of the Kingdom of Talossa.
Noi urent q'estadra så:
Alexander Davis Senator (Maritiimi-Maxhestic)
Baron Hooligan MC (RUMP)
Nicola Casalmach Senator (Mussolini)
Scribe's Notes
- This act failed to pass the Ziu.
