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About myself

My real (full) name is Bartłomiej Mielecki. I'm the 573rd naturalised citizen of the Kingdom of Talossa. I'm also the Consul for Cézembre in Vuode and the creator of Talossan licence plates. I've also done a Euro-style plate design and a re-done Euro-style plate design. I was born on the 17th September in the year 2009. Currently I reside in a small village called Haldenwang which is in Bavaria in the Swabian county in the Günzburg district.

My talents

I can play the piano and I'm trilingual [Polish (native), German and English]. When I'm really determined I can create artworks.

My contributions for Talossa

As mentioned above, I'm the Consul for Cézembre in Vuode and I made a concept for Talossan licence plates.

Facts and stuff about me

Did you know that instead of currently living in Germany I would be living in Australia? But because my mum vetoed the decision we moved to Germany (I mean be real, a 12 hr flight is worse than a 9 hr drive that would evolve into a 12 hr drive).

And yes I was born in Poland, lived the first three years of my life there before moving. And yes I do speak both Polish and German fluently. And yes, I did learn English from media and games.

Fun fact: In primary school I was better in German than my entire class. But unfortunately I have MASSIVE problems at school that I’m obviously not proud of. You guessed it, I caused the problems. I have developed an addiction to the internet as soon as my dad got me my first phone (which, shocker, happened in KINDERGARTEN). I am trying or at least attempting to get out of my problems.

Other

Germany is slowly becoming living hell. With right-wing extremism¹ on the rise and the semi-legalisation of weed, I slowly feel uncomfortable living here. And after a short trip to Vienna I now understand why Germany is so hated. They take everything seriously. They absolutely LOVE following rules. Which is why as soon as I’m able to, I’m moving out of Germany. I promised myself to stay here but seems like I will break my promise.

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¹ = The German political party AfD (Alternative für Deutschland = Alternative for Germany) is a very known far-right extremist party. They are on the rise and there have been many demonstrations either against them or for them. And if they do end up being the ruling party of Germany, they said they will be remigrating every migrant and every German with a migration background. That literally means deportation. Let’s hope it will not happen but recent events still made me uncomfortable living here. Might move to Austria but just for studies. They have literal legal slavery, aka (usually forced) overtime is not required to be paid. Considering the fact that I was supposed to live in Australia, I might end up moving there, once I am able to, of course.