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=== 35RZ14 ===
=== 35RZ14 — The Slacker Packer Whacker Act of 2005 ===
==== THE SLACKER PACKER WHACKER ACT OF 2005 ====
'''WHEREAS''' the Florenciâ Packers are the Kingdom's official representatives in the National Football League, and
WHEREAS: The Florenciâ Packers are the Kingdom's official representatives in the National Football League, and


WHEREAS: The Packers are currently 1-6 and sit in last place in the NFC North, and
'''WHEREAS''' the Packers are currently 1-6 and sit in last place in the NFC North, and


WHEREAS: The only victory accomplished by this years Packers was against the perpetually hapless New Orleans Saints on 09 October 2005 (right after Hurricane Katrina), and
'''WHEREAS''' the only victory accomplished by this years Packers was against the perpetually hapless New Orleans Saints on 09 October 2005 (right after Hurricane Katrina), and


WHEREAS: On 23 October 2005 the Packers blew a 17-0 lead against their historical archrivals the Minnesota Vikings, and
'''WHEREAS''' on 23 October 2005 the Packers blew a 17-0 lead against their historical arch-rivals the Minnesota Vikings, and


WHEREAS: In said game, the Vikings scored on every single second half possession, and
'''WHEREAS''' In said game, the Vikings scored on every single second half possession, and


WHEREAS: Network TV commentator oral love-fests not withstanding, Brett Favre is a mere mortal who is not living up to his own hype, and
'''WHEREAS''' Network TV commentator oral love-fests not withstanding, Brett Favre is a mere mortal who is not living up to his own hype, and


WHEREAS: Throwing a regular season record five interceptions in the 30 October 2005 game is an indication that Favre is having problems, and
'''WHEREAS''' throwing a regular season record five interceptions in the 30 October 2005 game is an indication that Favre is having problems, and


WHEREAS: Any random selection of Dandelions from Talossa could coach better than Mike Sherman and the current coaching staff, and
'''WHEREAS''' any random selection of Dandelions from Talossa could coach better than Mike Sherman and the current coaching staff, and


WHEREAS: This season's performance from our team desecrates the hallowed memory of Packer greats like Curley Lambeau, Tony Canadeo, Don Hutson, Bart Starr, Jerry Kramer, Ray Nitschke and Reggie White, and
'''WHEREAS''' this season's performance from our team desecrates the hallowed memory of Packer greats like Curley Lambeau, Tony Canadeo, Don Hutson, Bart Starr, Jerry Kramer, Ray Nitschke and Reggie White, and


WHEREAS: The great Vince Lombardi must be weeping in heaven, and
'''WHEREAS''' the great Vince Lombardi must be weeping in heaven, and


WHEREAS: The citizens of Talossa deserve better than this from the Packers, and
'''WHEREAS''' the citizens of Talossa deserve better than this from the Packers, and


WHEREAS: The Packers can do better than this;
'''WHEREAS''' the Packers can do better than this;


THEREFORE: The first vote of the first session of this next Cosâ shall be a vote of No Confidence in the current Florenciâ Packers, and an admonishment for them to get their act together.
'''THEREFORE''' the first vote of the first session of this next Cosâ shall be a vote of No Confidence in the current Florenciâ Packers, and an admonishment for them to get their act together.


Uréu q'estadra så: Trotxâ Bettinger, MC (Vuode)
Uréu q'estadra så:
<br />Trotxâ Beti&ntilde;&eacute;ir, MC (Vuode)
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Latest revision as of 18:53, 26 February 2014

35RZ14 — The Slacker Packer Whacker Act of 2005

WHEREAS the Florenciâ Packers are the Kingdom's official representatives in the National Football League, and

WHEREAS the Packers are currently 1-6 and sit in last place in the NFC North, and

WHEREAS the only victory accomplished by this years Packers was against the perpetually hapless New Orleans Saints on 09 October 2005 (right after Hurricane Katrina), and

WHEREAS on 23 October 2005 the Packers blew a 17-0 lead against their historical arch-rivals the Minnesota Vikings, and

WHEREAS In said game, the Vikings scored on every single second half possession, and

WHEREAS Network TV commentator oral love-fests not withstanding, Brett Favre is a mere mortal who is not living up to his own hype, and

WHEREAS throwing a regular season record five interceptions in the 30 October 2005 game is an indication that Favre is having problems, and

WHEREAS any random selection of Dandelions from Talossa could coach better than Mike Sherman and the current coaching staff, and

WHEREAS this season's performance from our team desecrates the hallowed memory of Packer greats like Curley Lambeau, Tony Canadeo, Don Hutson, Bart Starr, Jerry Kramer, Ray Nitschke and Reggie White, and

WHEREAS the great Vince Lombardi must be weeping in heaven, and

WHEREAS the citizens of Talossa deserve better than this from the Packers, and

WHEREAS the Packers can do better than this;

THEREFORE the first vote of the first session of this next Cosâ shall be a vote of No Confidence in the current Florenciâ Packers, and an admonishment for them to get their act together.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Trotxâ Betiñéir, MC (Vuode)


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