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[[File:Zouavs-achievement.png|thumb|alt=Quarterly, argent and azure. In first and fourth a fez gules tasseled of the first. In second and third, two bedposts couped of the first, saltirewise.|Achievement of the Royal Zuávs]] | [[File:Zouavs-achievement.png|thumb|alt=Quarterly, argent and azure. In first and fourth a fez gules tasseled of the first. In second and third, two bedposts couped of the first, saltirewise.|Achievement of the Royal Zuávs]] | ||
'''Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál''' (''The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard'') is an agency of the [[Ministry of Defence]] dedicated to "creating, propagating, and promoting interesting creative and practical work of a Talossan nature."<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/thread/13698/prime-ministry-reorganization-els-zouaves</ref> Members of the Zuávs earn "real ranks for real achievement,"<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/post/167883/thread</ref> as promotion is only possible through "creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture."<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/post/168068/thread</ref> It is the largest Talossan organization and one of the most successful. It has historically been the elite cultural force of the Kingdom. | '''Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál''' ({{IPA-all|əɫs̚ zuˈavz‿dɐ ɫɐɬtɐˈhaɫ red͡ʒiˈtaɫ|pron}} or {{IPA-all|əws̚ zuˈavz‿ðɐ ɫɐɬˈtaw red͡ʒiˈtaw|}})(''The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard'') is an agency of the [[Ministry of Defence]] dedicated to "creating, propagating, and promoting interesting creative and practical work of a Talossan nature."<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/thread/13698/prime-ministry-reorganization-els-zouaves</ref> Members of the Zuávs earn "real ranks for real achievement,"<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/post/167883/thread</ref> as promotion is only possible through "creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture."<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/post/168068/thread</ref> It is the largest Talossan organization and one of the most successful. It has historically been the elite cultural force of the Kingdom. | ||
Els Zuávs are studiously apolitical. While they are the "royal bodyguard," the unofficial motto of els Zuávs is "Dare something worthy," a nod to the Talossan [[Republic]]an tradition. Further, no cultural works intended for directly political promotion of a party are considered. The overall goal is to provide a place where new and established citizens can do fun things, separate from politics and with some friendly nudging and guidance. | Els Zuávs are studiously apolitical. While they are the "royal bodyguard," the unofficial motto of els Zuávs is "Dare something worthy," a nod to the Talossan [[Republic]]an tradition. Further, no cultural works intended for directly political promotion of a party are considered. The overall goal is to provide a place where new and established citizens can do fun things, separate from politics and with some friendly nudging and guidance. | ||
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*or significant advertising in five or more places about the wonders of Talossa. | *or significant advertising in five or more places about the wonders of Talossa. | ||
Officers in els Zuávs will often have a variety of projects in mind that need assistance, so joining the organization is a great way to get involved in Talossa. | Officers in els Zuávs will often have a variety of projects in mind that need assistance, so joining the organization is a great way to get involved in Talossa. | ||
== Current Ranks == | |||
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!Citizen | |||
!Rank | |||
!Exhibitions | |||
!Link | |||
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|[[Bentxamì Puntmasleu]] | |||
|Private | |||
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|[[Barclamïu da Miéletz]] | |||
|Private | |||
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|[[Iac Marscheir]] | |||
|Private | |||
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|[[Bråneu Excelsio]] | |||
|Private | |||
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# Currently serving as Minister of Defence. | |||
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|[[Eiric Börnatfiglheu]] | |||
|Private | |||
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# Former Captain of the Zouaves. | |||
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|- | |||
|[[Magniloqueu Épiqeu da Lhiun]] | |||
|Private Second Class | |||
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# A technical paper detailing linguistic possibilities for military translation, formally prepared for publication. | |||
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|[[þerxh Sant-Enogat]] | |||
|Private Second Class | |||
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# Creating and doing the Euro Haxh 2023 | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2633.0 1] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial]] | |||
|Private First Class | |||
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# The reorganization of SIGN, complete with new rules and recommendations. | |||
# Design of set of Talossan-themed playing cards. | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2635.new#new 2] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Glüc da Dhi]] | |||
|Private First Class | |||
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# Development of the Talossan Cycling Association Tour 2022. | |||
# Development of the Talossan Cycling Association Tour 2023. | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=1808.0 1, 2.] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Danihel Txechescu]] | |||
|Private First Class | |||
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# The restoration of [https://oversteir.talossa.com/ L'Översteir]. | |||
# Restoration of Wittenberg after a major technical collapse (Wittcalypse). | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2342.0 2.] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Breneir Tzaracomprada]] | |||
|Private First Class | |||
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# Publishing the [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-n_i0cAfhWLUIPx1mYHqbqapxCuAL-VV/view?usp=sharing/ Talossan Book of Cuisine Vol. 2]. | |||
# Publishing the [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1XhvSf_K8uUKbFjZdnbHwqYfk5FCvbtxA/view Talossan Book of Cuisine, Vol 3]. | |||
# Regularly creating content [https://www.youtube.com/@foratalossa2553 for Fora Talossa], available for the world to see. | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2341.0 1,2][https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2341.msg19341#msg19341 3.] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Ian Plätschisch]] | |||
|Private First Class | |||
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# Volume VII and III of ''La S'chinteia.'' | |||
# Talossan Music Top 20, 2022. | |||
# Talossan Music Top 20, 2023. | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2340.0 1] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Iason Bitxichë Taiwos]] | |||
|Private First Class | |||
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# Development of Cjováni culture. | |||
#Creating and making available for sale TalossaWare merchandise again. | |||
#Publishing Lexicon of the Cjováni. | |||
#Openin up a Talossan Embassy in Salem, Ohio. | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2017.0 3.] [https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2962.0] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Mic'haglh Autófil]] | |||
|Specialist | |||
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# Establishing the Aßociù da Futbol Talossan 2023'''.''' | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=2589.0 1.] | |||
|- | |||
|[[Txec Róibeard Nordselva]] | |||
|Captain | |||
|Currently the Captain of the Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard since October 31, 2020. | |||
|[https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=580.0 1.] | |||
|} | |||
==Ranks and Requirements == | ==Ranks and Requirements == | ||
The official schedule of ranks and the requirements for advancement are given as follows:<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/post/168068/thread</ref> | The official schedule of ranks and the requirements for advancement are given as follows:<ref>http://talossa.proboards.com/post/168068/thread</ref> | ||
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[[File:Nobars.png|100px|right]] | [[File:Nobars.png|100px|right]] | ||
All enlistees begin with the rank of Private. While this may seem humble, it serves as an immediate notice that you intend to improve your country in a real way. Few Talossans can say as much. | All enlistees begin with the rank of Private. While this may seem humble, it serves as an immediate notice that you intend to improve your country in a real way. Few Talossans can say as much. | ||
====Private Second Class==== | ====Private Second Class==== | ||
[[File:Onesilverbar.png|100px|right]] | [[File:Onesilverbar.png|100px|right]] | ||
Promotion to Private Second Class (PSC) is predicated on any single good-faith exhibition of creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture. For example, translating a single poem, creating and populating a new category of articles on the wiki, recording a single Talossan song, making a suite of promotional posters, or similar activities would each be sufficient to merit promotion. Activities unrelated to culture, such as writing laws, will not ordinarily be considered as justification for promotion. Failed attempts will also not merit consideration. | Promotion to Private Second Class (PSC) is predicated on any single good-faith exhibition of creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture. For example, translating a single poem, creating and populating a new category of articles on the wiki, recording a single Talossan song, making a suite of promotional posters, or similar activities would each be sufficient to merit promotion. Activities unrelated to culture, such as writing laws, will not ordinarily be considered as justification for promotion. Failed attempts will also not merit consideration. | ||
====Private First Class==== | ====Private First Class==== | ||
[[File:Twosilverbar.png|100px|right]] | [[File:Twosilverbar.png|100px|right]] | ||
Promotion to Private First Class (PFC) requires | Promotion to Private First Class (PFC) requires two exhibitions of a similar calibre. They may each be of the same nature, or they may be varied among many avenues, as the Zuáv pleases. | ||
====Specialist==== | ====Specialist==== | ||
[[File:Onegoldbar.png|100px|right]] | [[File:Onegoldbar.png|100px|right]] | ||
Five approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Specialist (SPC). Despite the title of the rank, there is in fact no requirement to specialize in any particular field of achievement. However, should a Specialist so request, they might be recognized as an expert in one particular regard. | |||
====Corporal ==== | ====Corporal ==== | ||
[[File:Twogoldbar.png|100px|right]] | [[File:Twogoldbar.png|100px|right]] | ||
Ten approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Corporal (CPL). | |||
==== Sergeant==== | ==== Sergeant==== | ||
Twenty five approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Sergeant (SGT). | |||
All sergeants must, further, pass the Sergeant’s Exam, a language exam focused on Talossan English phrases to be customarily used. It is expected that you will consistently employ these phrases in the place of their English equivalents when socially appropriate. The Exam may be retaken as many times as necessary, but promotion to Sergeant will not be considered without a passing grade. | All sergeants must, further, pass the Sergeant’s Exam, a language exam focused on Talossan English phrases to be customarily used. It is expected that you will consistently employ these phrases in the place of their English equivalents when socially appropriate. The Exam may be retaken as many times as necessary, but promotion to Sergeant will not be considered without a passing grade. | ||
Revision as of 19:43, 22 July 2024
Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál (pronounced [əɫs̚ zuˈavz‿dɐ ɫɐɬtɐˈhaɫ red͡ʒiˈtaɫ] or [əws̚ zuˈavz‿ðɐ ɫɐɬˈtaw red͡ʒiˈtaw])(The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard) is an agency of the Ministry of Defence dedicated to "creating, propagating, and promoting interesting creative and practical work of a Talossan nature."[1] Members of the Zuávs earn "real ranks for real achievement,"[2] as promotion is only possible through "creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture."[3] It is the largest Talossan organization and one of the most successful. It has historically been the elite cultural force of the Kingdom.
Els Zuávs are studiously apolitical. While they are the "royal bodyguard," the unofficial motto of els Zuávs is "Dare something worthy," a nod to the Talossan Republican tradition. Further, no cultural works intended for directly political promotion of a party are considered. The overall goal is to provide a place where new and established citizens can do fun things, separate from politics and with some friendly nudging and guidance.
Exhibitions
Advancement in els Zuávs may come through "exhibitions" of virtually any significant cultural work. This might traditionally include acts of creation, such as translating something into el glheþ or creating posters, but it also may include works of technical or social skill. Anyone with any sort of skills (or simply enthusiasm) can find a way to serve their country in els Zuávs. Sample exhibitions which can lead to advancement include:
- translating a poem or story
- creating and populating a new category of articles on the wiki (not a single article, sorry!)
- recording a Talossan song
- making a suite of promotional posters to encourage people to immigrate
- conducting a well-organized public opinion poll
- creating a new website to promote some aspect of our language or culture
- publishing a significant body of opinion columns in a magazine or newspaper (generally five of significant length would be a reasonable tranche)
- editing and presenting a full edition(s) of a magazine or newspaper (generally consisting of five articles or columns in total)
- arranging or giving a promotional interview in another country's media regarding Talossa
- a set of articles examining different aspects of Talossan history
- or significant advertising in five or more places about the wonders of Talossa.
Officers in els Zuávs will often have a variety of projects in mind that need assistance, so joining the organization is a great way to get involved in Talossa.
Current Ranks
Citizen | Rank | Exhibitions | Link |
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Bentxamì Puntmasleu | Private | ||
Barclamïu da Miéletz | Private | ||
Iac Marscheir | Private | ||
Bråneu Excelsio | Private |
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|
Eiric Börnatfiglheu | Private |
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Magniloqueu Épiqeu da Lhiun | Private Second Class |
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þerxh Sant-Enogat | Private Second Class |
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1 |
Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial | Private First Class |
|
2 |
Glüc da Dhi | Private First Class |
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1, 2. |
Danihel Txechescu | Private First Class |
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2. |
Breneir Tzaracomprada | Private First Class |
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1,23. |
Ian Plätschisch | Private First Class |
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1 |
Iason Bitxichë Taiwos | Private First Class |
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3. [1] |
Mic'haglh Autófil | Specialist |
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1. |
Txec Róibeard Nordselva | Captain | Currently the Captain of the Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard since October 31, 2020. | 1. |
Ranks and Requirements
The official schedule of ranks and the requirements for advancement are given as follows:[4]
Enlisted Ranks
Private
All enlistees begin with the rank of Private. While this may seem humble, it serves as an immediate notice that you intend to improve your country in a real way. Few Talossans can say as much.
Private Second Class
Promotion to Private Second Class (PSC) is predicated on any single good-faith exhibition of creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture. For example, translating a single poem, creating and populating a new category of articles on the wiki, recording a single Talossan song, making a suite of promotional posters, or similar activities would each be sufficient to merit promotion. Activities unrelated to culture, such as writing laws, will not ordinarily be considered as justification for promotion. Failed attempts will also not merit consideration.
Private First Class
Promotion to Private First Class (PFC) requires two exhibitions of a similar calibre. They may each be of the same nature, or they may be varied among many avenues, as the Zuáv pleases.
Specialist
Five approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Specialist (SPC). Despite the title of the rank, there is in fact no requirement to specialize in any particular field of achievement. However, should a Specialist so request, they might be recognized as an expert in one particular regard.
Corporal
Ten approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Corporal (CPL).
Sergeant
Twenty five approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Sergeant (SGT). All sergeants must, further, pass the Sergeant’s Exam, a language exam focused on Talossan English phrases to be customarily used. It is expected that you will consistently employ these phrases in the place of their English equivalents when socially appropriate. The Exam may be retaken as many times as necessary, but promotion to Sergeant will not be considered without a passing grade.
Sergeant First Class
Forty approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Sergeant First Class (SFC)
Master Sergeant
The highest enlisted rank may be reached after fifty approved exhibitions. An enlisted Zuáv at this rank will have made a lasting and distinct impression on Talossan culture; their place in Talossan history is assured. This is not an exaggeration. Only a score of people in Talossan history have ever reached this level of achievement.
Officer Ranks
Second Lieutenant
Officers in the Zuávs are expected to help administer the organization, and will be assigned tasks as necessary. These tasks will generally be supervisory in nature. Master Sergeants who wish to advance to Second Lieutenant (SLT) must pass the Officer’s Exam, a basic language exam focused on brief conversational Talossan, before they are eligible.
First Lieutenant
An SLT who excels at their position will be promoted to First Lieutenant (FLT).
Captain
The Captain of the Zouaves (El Capitán da l'Altahál) is the Commander of the Zouaves and receives the rank upon appointment of the Minister of Defence.
The current Captain is Txec dal Nordselva, appointed to the post on October 31, 2020.
History
Els Zuávs was created in November 2007/XXVIII (via statutory law 36RZ7), was intended as a land-based force, primarily charged with the protection of the Royal Family, but also operating as Talossa's "army." These duties were meant in the same tongue-in-cheek way as the rest of the Talossan military, and no one ever actually undertook any of their "duties." Members of the Zuávs were similarly supposed to outfit themselves, among other attire, in voluminous trousers; twelve-foot long woolen sashes; white canvas leggings; leather greaves; white gloves, and a tasseled fez. Further, they were charged, as far as was practical, with growing an enormous moustache -- again, all meant as a joking reference to the fact that Talossa had no need of a real military and so it was all play-acting. The official approved improvised weapon of the Zuávs was the bedpost (as specified by statutory law 38RZ18), which members of the Zuávs were intended to use in ceremonial exhibition drill exercises and competitions.
In 2019/XL, the organization was reformed and redirected to a new purpose as a cultural force.