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'''WHEREAS''' the pigeon is the Talossan national bird, but | |||
'''WHEREAS''', pigeons are dirty disgusting vicious creatures who poop on people and are virtually extinct in Talossa on top of it; and | |||
WHEREAS, there appears to be broad, multiparty consensus that Talossa needs a new national bird which can serve with dignity and pride; and | '''WHEREAS''', there appears to be broad, multiparty consensus that Talossa needs a new national bird which can serve with dignity and pride; and | ||
WHEREAS, Talossa is overflowing with crows, who travel in huge herds (schools? Flocks!) making lots of noise and attracting the attention of all Talossans in and around Talossa, and | '''WHEREAS''', Talossa is overflowing with crows, who travel in huge herds (schools? Flocks!) making lots of noise and attracting the attention of all Talossans in and around Talossa, and | ||
WHEREAS it is generally accepted that the idea of huge black birds picking dead things off the ground is more impressive than pigeons, | '''WHEREAS''' it is generally accepted that the idea of huge black birds picking dead things off the ground is more impressive than pigeons, | ||
THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby approves the Crow as the national bird of the Kingdom of Talossa. | '''THEREFORE''' the Cosâ hereby approves the Crow as the national bird of the Kingdom of Talossa. | ||
Noi urent q'estadreu så: Robert Ben Madison - (PC-Vuode) Márcüs Pitz - (ZPT-Vuode) | Noi urent q'estadreu så: | ||
<br />Robert Ben Madison - (PC-Vuode) | |||
<br />Márcüs Pitz - (ZPT-Vuode) | |||
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23RZ3 — The Crow Act
WHEREAS the pigeon is the Talossan national bird, but
WHEREAS, pigeons are dirty disgusting vicious creatures who poop on people and are virtually extinct in Talossa on top of it; and
WHEREAS, there appears to be broad, multiparty consensus that Talossa needs a new national bird which can serve with dignity and pride; and
WHEREAS, Talossa is overflowing with crows, who travel in huge herds (schools? Flocks!) making lots of noise and attracting the attention of all Talossans in and around Talossa, and
WHEREAS it is generally accepted that the idea of huge black birds picking dead things off the ground is more impressive than pigeons,
THEREFORE the Cosâ hereby approves the Crow as the national bird of the Kingdom of Talossa.
Noi urent q'estadreu så:
Robert Ben Madison - (PC-Vuode)
Márcüs Pitz - (ZPT-Vuode)