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'''WHEREAS''' the Milwaukee Bucks, an NBA franchise, is yet another such team; and | '''WHEREAS''' the Milwaukee Bucks, an NBA franchise, is yet another such team; and | ||
'''WHEREAS''' the Ziu has, in the past, officially encouraged Talossans everywhere to refer to the team that is, in our neighbouring nation, called the Green Bay Packers of the NFL as the Florencia Packers (Els Empacheirs da Florencia); and | '''WHEREAS''' the Ziu has, in the past, officially encouraged Talossans everywhere to refer to the team that is, in our neighbouring nation, called the Green Bay Packers of the NFL as the Florencia Packers (''Els Empacheirs da Florencia''); and | ||
'''WHEREAS''' the Ziu has also, in the past, officially designated the Milwaukee Brewers (as they are known in our neighbour nation) of major league baseball as the Maricopa Brewers (Els Cumplosteirs da Maricopa); and | '''WHEREAS''' the Ziu has also, in the past, officially designated the Milwaukee Brewers (as they are known in our neighbour nation) of major league baseball as the Maricopa Brewers (''Els Cumplosteirs da Maricopa''); and | ||
'''WHEREAS''' the Milwaukee Bucks' Bradley Center is even closer to Talossa than the Brewers' Miller Park, much less Lambeau Field -- in fact, Bradley Center is only 300 yards across the U.S. border; and | '''WHEREAS''' the Milwaukee Bucks' Bradley Center is even closer to Talossa than the Brewers' Miller Park, much less Lambeau Field -- in fact, Bradley Center is only 300 yards across the U.S. border; and | ||
Latest revision as of 18:41, 26 February 2014
38RZ16 — The Antlered Animal Athletes Adoption Act
WHEREAS Talossa has not yet exhausted Milwaukee's supply of professional sports teams; and
WHEREAS the Milwaukee Bucks, an NBA franchise, is yet another such team; and
WHEREAS the Ziu has, in the past, officially encouraged Talossans everywhere to refer to the team that is, in our neighbouring nation, called the Green Bay Packers of the NFL as the Florencia Packers (Els Empacheirs da Florencia); and
WHEREAS the Ziu has also, in the past, officially designated the Milwaukee Brewers (as they are known in our neighbour nation) of major league baseball as the Maricopa Brewers (Els Cumplosteirs da Maricopa); and
WHEREAS the Milwaukee Bucks' Bradley Center is even closer to Talossa than the Brewers' Miller Park, much less Lambeau Field -- in fact, Bradley Center is only 300 yards across the U.S. border; and
WHEREAS the Milwaukee Bucks are currently celebrating their 40th anniversary, and no better anniversary gift can be given by this nation than to adopt the team as its own; and
WHEREAS Maricopa and Florencia are already spoken for, but Benito Province is just upriver; and
WHEREAS the logo of the Bucks is red and green, an obvious sign that the team is and has been begging for adoption not only by our proud nation but by the province with the red-green mythical Italian heritage; now
WHEREAS the Ziu officially encourages all Talossans everywhere to refer to the Milwaukee Bucks as the Benito Bucks (or, in Talossan, Els Bocs da Benito).
Uréu q'estadra sa,
Baron Hooligan (MC, RUMP)
