Statutory Law of Maricopa

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The Statutory Law of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa is the record of binding laws passed by the Maricopa Cabana (the hottest spot north of Havana; in Talossan el Cleivi).

40CL1

40CL1: The Keep Asmour in Place Act / El Praxel per Guardarh Asmour sè Pläts

Appointment

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

3 — 0 — 0

Date: 4 August 2009/XXX

WHEREAS we have to do this once per term, and

WHEREAS the current Premieir is doing a damn good job,

THEREFORE S:reu Xhorxh Asmour is hereby continued in office for another term.

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TANDI QE noi fossent façarh acest viens temp in cadascu stancea, es

TANDI QE el Premieir corentic fäts ben,

PER ACEASTA RAZIUN S:reu Xhorxh Asmour isch perventüra continuat in l'óifisch per 'n altra stancea.

40CL2

40CL2: The Keep Hool in Place Amendment / L'Amendamaintsch per Guardarh Tepistà sè Pläts

Active

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun, Xhorxh Asmour

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

3 — 0 — 0

Date: 4 August 2009/XXX

WHEREAS the current text of Article 11 of the Constituziun reads: "The Governadeir-Xheneral is the representative of the King of Talossa, and as such, shall have veto power over all laws of the Cleivi. The Governadeir-Xheneral is appointed by the King, but must be a citizen of Maricopa, of at least one year pursuant to the Organic Law," and

WHEREAS the Sovereign Province of Maricopa has very few active citizens and thus should not prevent a citizen from another province who is active and competent from being Cunstaval,

THEREFORE the text of Article 11 is amended to read: "The Governadeir-Xheneral is the representative of the King of Talossa, and as such, shall have veto power over all laws of the Cleivi. The Governadeir-Xheneral is appointed by the King."

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TANDI QE el text corentic d'Artical 11 dal Cunstituziun zïa: "El Governadeir Xheneral isch el representanteu del Regeu da Talossa, es com'acest, tischa el pevarh da impidamaintsch över toct legeux del Cleivi. El Governadeir Xheneral isch apüntat par el Regeu mas fost estarh 'n citaxhien da Maricopa, da viens ar à mhíus eftir el Legeu Orgänic," es

TANDI QE la Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa tent solamint 'n po dels citaxhiens actíus es per aceasta raziun non fost previnçarh 'n citaxhien d'iensa altra Provinçù qi'st actïu es competint d'estarh el Cunstaval,

PER ACEASTA RAZIUN el text d'Artical 11 isch amendat per zirarh: "El Governadeir Xheneral isch el representanteu del Regeu da Talossa, es com'acest, tischa el pevarh da impidamaintsch över toct legeux del Cleivi. El Governadeir Xheneral isch apüntat par el Regeu."

Urent q'estadra sa: Xhorxh Asmour, Iustì Canun

41CL1

41CL1: The "We Don't Have Enough People!" Act

Appointment

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

1 — 0 — 0

Date: 11 June 2010/XXXI

WHEREAS Article 13 of the Constitution prohibits one person from holding more than one of the offices of Premieir, Governadeir-Xheneral, and Domnul-Senätsesc simultaneously without the Cleivi's consent, and

WHEREAS we don't have very many active citizens in our Otherwise Wonderful Province, and

WHEREAS the previous Premieir has renounced his citizenship,

THEREFORE Iustì Canun is hereby appointed Premieir of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa, upon ratification of this Act.

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TANDI QE Artical 13 dal Constituziun tradica qe viensa perziun tent pü qe viens dels óifischen del Premieir, del Governadeir-Xheneral, es del Domnul Senätsesc simuntanmint sanc el Cleivi sè consint, es

TANDI QE noi non tiennent forçeux citaxhiens actíus in ár Provinçù, qi'st Altramint Undervar, es

TANDI QE el Premieir previös tent renunçat sieu citaxhientà,

PAR ACEASTA RAZIUN Iustì Canun isch perventüra apüntat el Premieir dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa, sür la ratificaziun d'acest Praxel.

43CL1

43CL1: Referendum re: Fiôvâ Province

Referendum

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

2 — 0 — 0

Date: 14 March 2012/XXXIII

WHEREAS Reunision will soon be complete, and

WHEREAS this is excellent, but

WHEREAS the Chorto-Rodakine citizens need a Province, and

WHEREAS Maricopa has more cantons than active citizens,

THEREFORE it is hereby declared that the cantons of Buffonia and Frédéricville are hereby set aside to become part of the newly-constituted Fiova Province upon passage of legislation currently before the Republic's assembly.

FURTHERMORE the Constitution of the Province will be amended to remove references to these two cantons.

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TANDI QE la Rëuniziun bentopt serà compläts, es

TANDI QE acest isch request, mas

TANDI QE els Citaxhiens C'hortorodacheschti neceßent 'n Provinçù, es

TANDI QE Maricopa tent pü dels cantons qe els citaxhiens actíus,

PER ACEASTA RAZIUN c'e perventüra zesclarescu qe els cantons da Paliaçelia es Vilatx Freiric sint perventüra apartadas à zeviénarh 'n pärts dal Provinçù Fiôvâ nouamint costituada, sür la paßaziun da lexhislaziun qi'st corenticmint avant la Republica s'aßemblatx.

PETOSCH la Consituziun dal Provinçù serà amendada svo àð removarh els referencéux à'cestilor doua cantons.

44CL1

44CL1: The Hammurabi Act

Active

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

4 — 1 — 1

Date: 25 November 2012/XXXIII

WHEREAS there is presently no provincial official charged with keeping track of the Acts and Amendments passed by the Maricopan Cleivi, and

WHEREAS we really ought to have such an official,

THEREFORE the position of Provincial Secretary is created, and charged with maintaining the Maricopan Digest of Laws, and

FURTHERMORE the Premieir is hereby empowered to appoint and dismiss the Provincial Secretary at the Premieir's discretion.

Uréu q'estadra sa: S:reu Iustì Canun, UrGP (Premieir)

44CL2

44CL2: The By Any Other Name Act

Active

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

3 — 0 — 0

Date: 17 February 2013/XXXIV

WHEREAS there exist smaller divisions than Cantons within the Province (i.e. Parishes and Townships), and

WHEREAS none of these smaller divisions yet have names, and

WHEREAS, following Reunision, the place that used to be our Provincial Capitol is now in Fiôvâ,

THEREFORE the following names for the 11 Parishes of Maricopa are hereby designated by law:

In the Canton of Ovestia, or in English, Wesernia: The name Pleiv Ian Minet (Eng. John Minot Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs southeast along North Farwell Avenue from its intersection with Brady Street, turning north at the intersection with North Franklin Place, then east along East Pleasant Street to North Astor Street, then north to Brady Street, following it east back to the intersection with North Farwell Avenue. The name Pleiv Freiric Corïu (Eng. Frédéric Maugey Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border follows North Franklin Place south from its intersection with East Pleasant Street to North Prospect Avenue, following Prospect southwest to East Juneau Avenue, then east along Juneau to turn north onto North Astor Street, following Astor to its intersection with East Pleasant Street, which it follows east back to North Franklin Place.

In the Canton of Zuerieiria, or in English, Murphysboro: The name Pleiv Caß (Eng. Cass Parish) is assigned to the parish whose borders are defined by the quadrilateral formed by East Brady Street, North Astor Street, North Van Buren Street, and East Lyon Street. The name Pleiv Solomò Xhuno (Eng. Solomon Juneau Parish) is assigned to the parish lying within the quadrilateral formed by East Lyon Street, North Aster Street, East Juneau Street, and North Van Buren Street.

In the Canton of Taglheiria, or in English, Schneideria: The name Pleiv C'hav Beat (Eng. Bud Selig Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south from the River along North Humboldt Avenue, turns east onto East Brady Street, following Brady east to North Warren Avenue, which it follows north until it becomes East Boylston Street, then along the Caesar Park walking path to the River, which forms the northern border of the parish. The name Pleiv Val Moritz (Eng. Dale Morris Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south from the River along North Humboldt Avenue, turning west onto East Brady Street, following Brady to North Astor Street, Astor north to East Land Place, then Land west to North Marshall Street, which it follows south to East Hamilton Street, Hamilton west to North Cass Street, Cass south to East Pearson Street, following Pearson west to North Water Street, Water southwest to North Van Buren Street, then northwest along Van Buren to the River, which forms its north border. The name Pleiv Iustì Canun (Eng. Iustì Canun Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south along Van Buren Street from its intersection with North Water Street, turns east to follow East Brady Street to North Astor Street, which it follows north to East Land Place, then Land west to North Marshall Street, which it follows south to East Hamilton Street, Hamilton west to North Cass Street, Cass south to East Pearson Street, following Pearson west to North Water Street, Water southwest its intersection with North Van Buren Street.

In the Canton of Sandadia, or in English, Prachelion: The name Pleiv Cresti Siervicül (Eng. Cresti Siervicül Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south from the River along Van Buren Street, turns west onto East Lyon Street, which it follows to North Milwaukee Street, then to North Water Street, following Water northeast to East Pleasant Street, following Pleasant to the River, which forms its northwestern border. The name Pleiv Dixhet Ischpirabuerg (Eng. Gary Schwichtenberg Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border follows East Pleasant Street southeast from the River to North Water Street, which it follows southwest to East Lyon Street, turning to the east and following Lyon to North Van Buren Street, which it follows south to turn west along East Ogden Avenue, following Ogden to North Broadwat Street, Broadway south to East Knapp Street, then north along North Water Street to East Cherry Street, which it follows to the River, which forms its northwestern border. The name Pleiv Tomás Paliaçéu (Eng. Tom Buffone Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs from the intersection of East Ogden Avenue and North Van Buren Street, south along Van Buren to East Juneau Ave, west along Juneau to North Milwaukee, then north to East Knapp Street, east to North Broadway Street, and north to East Odgen Avenue, running along Ogden back to North Van Buren Street. The name Pleiv Capital (Eng. Capital Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs from the River east along East Juneau Avenue to North Milwaukee Street, north along Milwaukee to East Knapp Street, west to North Water Street, and north to East Cherry Street, following it to the River, which forms its western border.

FURTHERMORE the Capitol of the Province is hereby designated Casa Lupulardit (Eng. Stolfi House), located at 1200 North Broadway Street.

Uréu q'estadra sa: S:reu Iustì Canun, UrGP, Premieir dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa.