Law:The Six Naps Are Better than Five Act

44RZ22: The Six Naps Are Better than Five Act

WHEREAS a whole lot of to-do was to-done in the last Cosa to clear the judicial benches of nappers and fill it with others, and

WHEREAS now those others have just as much nothing to do as their predecessors had, and are just as busy doing absolutely none of it, and

WHEREAS without meaning to say "I told you so", but

WHEREAS I did, and

WHEREAS all of this re-benching has given us three Justices and two Magistrates, all called "active", but all content to twiddle their thumbs given the dearth of legal business that we enjoy and will continue to enjoy for any future I can foresee, and

WHEREAS somehow it was missed that, according to Article XVI Section 2 of the Organic Law, the Court of Magistrates must have an odd number of judges, and

WHEREAS it also must have "not less than two and no more than three" of them, and

WHEREAS unless my math is off, that means it must have three (3), and

WHEREAS like I say, it only has two (2), and

WHEREAS unless my math is off, that means we need to nominate one (1) more Magistrate to join Owen and Mag to say he's sitting with them helping them do their whole lot of nothing, and

WHEREAS we have four attorneys that I know of who are citizens and are not on the bench, so we should be able to find one to do this, and

WHEREAS one of them is Béneditsch Ardpresteir, and

WHEREAS he volunteered, and

WHEREAS that's good enough for me, now

THEREFORE the Ziu hereby nominates Béneditsch Ardpresteir to the Court of Magistrates, a position in which I am extremely confident that he will have precious little if anything to do.

Noi urent q'estadra sa (parç qe ¿perqet non?),

Hooligan (MC, RUMP) Dien Tresplet (MC, RUMP)