Law:The Tevye the Dairyman Amendment

The Tevye the Dairyman Amendment

WHEREAS the Péngöpäts Antarctic Territory "forms an irrevocable part of the national patrimony and shall never be abandoned," and

WHEREAS countless millions of good Talossan penguins have been unfairly disenfranchised these past thirty-one years, and

WHEREAS it's an odd-numbered Cosa, and Péngöpäts provincification bills in odd-numbered Cosas are a Tradition, except for the forty-third Cosa (when we forgot) and the forty-fourth (when we remembered we forgot), and

WHEREAS we need to get back on the odd-numbered Cosa schedule, and

WHEREAS because of our traditions, we've kept our balance for many, many years,

THEREFORE the Ziu hereby amends Article XVII, section 11 of the Organic Law to read as follows:

Section 11. Talossa's overseas colony, Pengöpäts Antarctic Territory, forms an irrevocable part of the national patrimony and shall never be abandoned. Its area comprises the province of Pengöpäts. This province is forever closed to immigration, but for counting purposes shall be considered to have 10,000 citizens.

FURTHERMORE the Ziu hereby amends Article XVII, section 13 of the Organic Law to read as follows:

Section 13. No new province shall be constituted after the adoption of this Organic Law unless said proposed province shall contain a citizenry comprising at least 10 persons, or unless the year is an odd number divisible by sixty-one."

מיר האָפן אז עס וועט זיַין אזוי
S:reu Iustì Canun, UrGP (SRT, MA)
Capt. S:reu Mick Preston (SRT, MM)
Txec dal Nordselva (MC, RUMP)
Iason Taiwos (SRT, MU)
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC, RUMP)
Munditenens Tresplet (Royal Governor of Péngöpäts)
Martì-Pair Furxheir (MC, RUMP)