Law:Quedéir Castiglhâ to Uppermost Cort
36RZ6 — Quedéir Castiglhâ to Uppermost Cort
WHEREAS Regent Doctor Greg Rajala has nominated Baron Quedéir Castiglhâ to the Cort pü Înalt to replace retiring Justice Count Danihel Lauriéir, and;
WHEREAS Lord Quedéir Castiglhâ, Baron of Talossa is a loyal subject of His Majesty King Louis the First, and;
WHEREAS Quedéir Castiglhâ is a lot to type so for the purpose of this legislation we'll just call him Baron Q, and;
WHEREAS Captain Mayday has called for a bill in the Hopper ratifying Baron Q's appointment, and;
WHEREAS that is indeed the purpose of this bill, and;
WHEREAS that somewhat consumptive gentleman has called for someone to "flesh that out a little", and;
WHEREAS the flesh is weak, but the spirit is willing, and;
WHEREAS the sharing of a few facts about Baron Q is in order to "flesh that out a little", and;
WHEREAS Baron Q is into heavy metal, and;
WHEREAS by heavy metal we mean the 33 feet of brass tubing needed to create a tuba, and;
WHEREAS Baron Q is the only Talossan with enough marching band experience to to be useful for playing "Tusk", and;
WHEREAS the Fleetwood Mac song "Tusk" is one of the top Canziuns Pätriôtici for the Kingdom, and;
WHEREAS why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne, and;
WHEREAS Q's just a poor boy, don't need no sympathy, because he's easy come, easy go, a little high, little low, and;
WHEREAS anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, and;
WHEREAS speaking of the wind blowing, Baron Q comes from from Kansas, and;
WHEREAS Kansas is the only state in the Union that has been scientifically proven to to be flatter than a pancake, and;
WHEREAS many Talossans keep a special place in our hearts for Kansas, and;
WHEREAS all kidding aside, many Talossans keep a special place in our hearts for Baron Q, and;
WHEREAS anyone with a Lego Moses with tablets as his avatar deserves to be a lawgiver on the Cort pü Înalt, and;
WHEREAS Q got nominated.
THEREFORE the Ziu ratifies the nomination of Lod Quedéir Castiglhâ, Baron of Talossa to the Cort pü Înalt, and urges him to take a seat with the other two Justices as soon as practical.
Uréu q'estadra så:
Trotxâ Betiñéir (MC, RUMP)
