Law:Quedéir Castiglhâ to Uppermost Cort

36RZ6

Quedéir Castiglhâ to Uppermost Cort

WHEREAS Regent Doctor Greg Rajala has nominated Baron Quedéir Castiglhâ to the Cort pü Înalt to replace retiring Justice Count Danihel Lauriéir, and;

WHEREAS Lord Quedéir Castiglhâ, Baron of Talossa is a loyal subject of His Majesty King Louis the First, and;

WHEREAS Quedéir Castiglhâ is a lot to type so for the purpose of this legislation we'll just call him Baron Q, and;

WHEREAS Captain Mayday has called for a bill in the Hopper ratifying Baron Q's appointment, and;

WHEREAS that is indeed the purpose of this bill, and;

WHEREAS that somewhat consumptive gentleman has called for someone to "flesh that out a little", and;

WHEREAS the flesh is weak, but the spirit is willing, and;

WHEREAS the sharing of a few facts about Baron Q is in order to "flesh that out a little", and;

WHEREAS Baron Q is into heavy metal, and;

WHEREAS by heavy metal we mean the 33 feet of brass tubing needed to create a tuba, and;

WHEREAS Baron Q is the only Talossan with enough marching band experience to to be useful for playing "Tusk", and;

WHEREAS the Fleetwood Mac song "Tusk" is one of the top Canziuns Pätriôtici for the Kingdom, and;

WHEREAS why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne, and;

WHEREAS Q's just a poor boy, don't need no sympathy, because he's easy come, easy go, a little high, little low, and;

WHEREAS anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, and;

WHEREAS speaking of the wind blowing, Baron Q comes from from Kansas, and;

WHEREAS Kansas is the only state in the Union that has been scientifically proven to to be flatter than a pancake, and; 35 RZ6 - Quedéir Castiglhâ to Uppermost Cort

WHEREAS many Talossans keep a special place in our hearts for Kansas, and;

WHEREAS all kidding aside, many Talossans keep a special place in our hearts for Baron Q, and;

WHEREAS anyone with a Lego Moses with tablets as his avatar deserves to be a lawgiver on the Cort pü Înalt, and;

WHEREAS Q got nominated.

THEREFORE the Ziu ratifies the nomination of Lod Quedéir Castiglhâ, Baron of Talossa to the Cort pü Înalt, and urges him to take a seat with the other two Justices as soon as practical.

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