Law:The Cone Wars Come Home To Roost Act
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22RZ28 — The Cone Wars Come Home To Roost Act
WHEREAS, Gary L. Cone was physically present at the Kingdom of Talossa's formal Declaration of Independence on 26 December 1979; and
WHEREAS, he has been a fabled part of Talossan song and story for more than fifteen years; and
WHEREAS, Mr Cone has decided to apply for Talossan Citizenship in an effort to (among other things) redeem his reputation among the citizenry who have thought of him as the "defeated Glib Room Empire villain" for all that time; and
WHEREAS, Cone has been enthusiastically received by those Old Growth Talossans who have known him, or known of him, all these long years of his exile;
THEREFORE, this Cosâ hereby confers Talossan citizenship upon Gary Cone and welcomes him into the Kingdom of Talossa.
Scribe's Notes=
- Records indicating the fate of this bill are not in the possession of the Scribery. However, its passage is assumed, as Gary Cone did indeed become a citizen on 1 July 1997.
