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2 July 2012
- 02:5102:51, 2 July 2012 diff hist +832 N Law:The Whip His Ass Act Created page with "===17RC52=== ==== The Whip His Ass Act==== WHEREAS American juvenile delinquent Michael Fay, 18, has been properly and duly convicted of relentlessly and willfully committin..."
- 02:5102:51, 2 July 2012 diff hist +776 N Law:The Judicial Jumpstart Act Created page with "===17RC51=== ====The Judicial Jumpstart Act==== WHEREAS it is hard to get all three Cort justices together in one place at one time, and Whereas each Ustice has the requisit..."
- 02:5002:50, 2 July 2012 diff hist +702 N Law:The Official Spelling Act Created page with "===17RC50=== ====The Official Spelling Act==== WHEREAS since 1985 the official spelling of English in Talossa has been 'British' and Whereas not everyone in Talossa knows a..."
- 02:5002:50, 2 July 2012 diff hist +723 N Law:The Cézembre Supreme Directional Control Act Created page with "===17RC49=== ====The Cézembre Supreme Directional Control Act==== Whereas Frédéric Maugey, Patrick Matter, and Vincent and Guillaume Jacob--the entire RT citizen populatio..."
- 02:4902:49, 2 July 2012 diff hist +408 N Law:The New Bills May Not Be Presented at the Living Cosâ Amendment Created page with "===17RC47=== ====The New Bills May Not Be Presented at the Living Cosâ Amendment==== Whereas a literal reading of the first line in Art. 107 of the Constituziun makes it sou..."
- 02:4902:49, 2 July 2012 diff hist +851 N Law:The Mystery Science Act Created page with "===17RC44=== ====The Mystery Science Act==== Whereas at least three citizens--Eiffler, Madison, McGarry--are heavily involved in the global phenomenon of "Mystery Science ..."
- 02:4802:48, 2 July 2012 diff hist +774 N Law:The Progressive Musical Archive Wing Act Created page with "===17RC43=== ====The Progressive Musical Archive Wing Act==== The Cosâ confers upon John Eiffler the title of Associate Musical Archivist and designates his extenseive musi..."
- 02:4702:47, 2 July 2012 diff hist +2,785 N Law:Foreign Policy Statement Revision Act Created page with "===17RC42=== ====Foreign Policy Statement Revision Act==== INTRODUCTION: In March of 1990 the Cosâ, then under Leftist control, passed a so-called "Foreign Policy Statement" ..."
- 02:4602:46, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,058 N Law:The Anti-Anti-Nationalism Act Created page with "===17RC41=== ====The Anti-Anti-Nationalism Act==== In a law written by Dan Lorentz (LC4, 3/90), entitled Another Foreign Policy Statement, the Cosâ approved a bill which s..."
- 02:4602:46, 2 July 2012 diff hist +688 N Law:The Separate but Equal Doctrine Created page with "===17RC40=== ====The Separate but Equal Doctrine==== Whereas in a law designed primarily to trivialise the importance of the Armed Forces of the Kingdom, LC18 (9/92), the C..."
- 02:4502:45, 2 July 2012 diff hist +904 N Law:The Buy Krugerrands Act Created page with "===17RC39=== ====The Buy Krugerrands Act==== Whereas in a law of 8/23/86. the RT imposed snactions upon South Africa, demanding the release of ANC leader Nelson Mandela and..."
- 02:4502:45, 2 July 2012 diff hist +851 N Law:The Financial Compensation and AIR Abolishment Act Created page with "===17RC38=== ====The Financial Compensation and AIR Abolishment Act==== Whereas the Account of Inland Revenue at the UW Credit Union (our national treasury) has been stagnant..."
- 02:4402:44, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,257 N Law:Foreign Policy Initiative: Europe Created page with "===17RC36=== ====Foreign Policy Initiative: Europe==== The Cosâ hereby wishes to grant Talossan Moral Support to U.S. President Bill Clinton for his excellent recent trip ..."
- 02:4302:43, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,363 N Law:The Talossan National Musical Library Created page with "===17RC37=== ====The Talossan National Musical Library==== The Cosâ hereby confers upon John Jahn the official title of Talossa's National Musical Historian & Archivist. Hi..."
- 02:4202:42, 2 July 2012 diff hist +284 Law:The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act →The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act
- 02:4202:42, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1 Law:The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act No edit summary
- 02:4102:41, 2 July 2012 diff hist +607 N Law:The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act Created page with "===17RC35=== ====The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act=== The Cosâ hereby calls upon the Law and Order Ministry to hunt down, arrest, and forever deport from all Talos..."
- 02:4102:41, 2 July 2012 diff hist +830 N Law:Un-named Bill (17th Cosa) Created page with "===17RC34=== ====Un-named Bill (17th Cosa)==== WHEREAS Talossa strives to be as progressive as possible, WHEREAS Talossa currently has no substantial policies regarding spac..."
- 02:4002:40, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,028 N Law:The Destruction of the Last Vestiges of Schneiderism Act Created page with "===17RC33=== ====The Destruction of the Last Vestiges of Schneiderism Act==== The Cosâ, in its "infinite wisdom," approved a Jack-authored bill (LC27, 10/91) that, in char..."
- 02:4002:40, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,271 N Law:The Signing of the Oath Act Created page with "===17RC32=== ====The Signing of the Oath Act==== Whereas Talossa has a habit of linguistically-inept people become Prime Minister (witness painful bouts of Jahndeutsch and W..."
- 02:3902:39, 2 July 2012 diff hist +470 N Law:The Frédéric Maugey: Hack His Head Off! Act Created page with "===17RC31=== ====The Frédéric Maugey: Hack His Head Off! Act==== Whereas Frédéric Maugey, who became a citizen in January 1983, has not been seen in years nor has he vot..."
- 02:3902:39, 2 July 2012 diff hist +443 N Law:The Patrick Matter: Hack His Head Off! Act Created page with "===17RC30=== ====The Patrick Matter: Hack His Head Off! Act==== Whereas Patrick Matter, who became a citizen in 1986, has not been seen in years nor has he voted in a single..."
- 02:3802:38, 2 July 2012 diff hist +658 N Law:The Vincent and Guillaume Jacob: Hack Their Heads Off! Act Created page with "===17RC29=== ====The Vincent and Guillaume Jacob: Hack Their Heads Off! Act==== Whereas Vincent Jacob, who became a citizen in 1986, has not been seen in years nor has he vo..."
- 02:3702:37, 2 July 2012 diff hist +587 N Law:The Bill Simmons: Hack His Head Off! Act Created page with "===17RC28=== ====The Bill Simmons: Hack His Head Off! Act==== Whereas, the Cosâ now has the power to strip physically or politically dead citizens from the citizenship roll..."
- 02:3402:34, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,271 N Law:The Turn Up the Speaker Act Created page with "===17RC27=== ====The Turn Up the Speaker Act==== Whereas the office of Speaker of the Cosâ is currently filled by the alarmingly active John McGarry, and Whereas it seems ri..."
- 02:3402:34, 2 July 2012 diff hist +602 N Law:The Sophisticated Random Number Generator Act Created page with "===17RC26=== ====The Sophisticated Random Number Generator Act==== For several years if a Cosâ election ends with multiple parties being entitled to a fraction of the same..."
- 02:3302:33, 2 July 2012 diff hist +422 N Law:The Neat Pins and Ribbons Act Created page with "===17RC25=== ====The Neat Pins and Ribbons Act==== Whereas one of the King's traditional duties has always been to confer awards and decorations to deserving citizens, but ..."
- 02:3302:33, 2 July 2012 diff hist +359 N Law:The We Still Have to Make it Official, Electrawoman Act Created page with "===17RC24=== ==== The We Still Have to Make it Official, Electrawoman Act==== Whereas Article 4 of the Constituziun specifies that the nation's capital is "Abbavilla", and ..."
- 02:3202:32, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,044 N Law:The Mar Noastra! Act Created page with "===17RC23=== ====The Mar Noastra! Act==== 17 RC23 - THE MÁR NOASTRA! ACT Whereas "Lake Michigan" is a name imposed on our lake by foreign imperalist powers which has nothin..."
- 02:3102:31, 2 July 2012 diff hist +669 N Law:The Vindsvåning Act Created page with "===17RC22=== ====The Vindsvåning Act==== Whereas, the King's computer, all RT records and the Mústáir Naziunál (National Archives) have been transferred from Abbavilla ..."
- 02:3102:31, 2 July 2012 diff hist +959 N Law:The No Ouija Boards Act Created page with "===17RC21=== ====The No Ouija Boards Act==== WHEREAS sending ballot to 'dead' citizens is fruitless and expensive, and communication with dead people is abhorrent to atheist..."
- 02:3002:30, 2 July 2012 diff hist +885 N Law:The Electrabase Act Created page with "===17RC20=== ====The Electrabase Act==== WHEREAS, the Kingdom of Talossa has just moved its national capital to Vindsvåning, in Ben Madison's upstairs office at Vuode Palac..."
- 02:2902:29, 2 July 2012 diff hist +642 N Law:The Flúviâ Province Act Created page with "===17RC19=== ====The Flúviâ Province Act==== Whereas Talossa's South-West Territories have languished long enough under territorial rule, the Cosâ hereby directs Robert ..."
- 02:2902:29, 2 July 2012 diff hist +2,724 N Law:People to Provinces, Again, Act Created page with "===17RC18=== ====People to Provinces, Again, Act==== Whereas, there is serious confusion once again as to what province people are in or should be in, Therefore the Cosâ h..."
- 02:2802:28, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,898 N Law:The By-Elections Act Created page with "===17RC17=== ====The By-Elections Act==== The effect of this Act is to authorise "by-elections" on a national scale to fill vacant Cosâ seats. If enacted, it would work lik..."
- 02:2802:28, 2 July 2012 diff hist +500 N Law:The Anti-Objectivity Act Created page with "===17RC15=== ====The Anti-Objectivity Act==== Whereas the Constituziun (Art. 94a) mandates that people "complete an objective exam" dealing with Talossa before they can be..."
- 02:2702:27, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,445 N Law:The Final Solution to the Dead Citizens Problem Act Created page with "===17RC14=== ====The Final Solution to the Dead Citizens Problem Act==== Whereas, some Talossan citizens have not been seen nor heard from in years, and Whereas their perpe..."
- 02:2602:26, 2 July 2012 diff hist +542 N Law:The Bring Back (For Good) the Royal Beard Act Created page with "===17RC13=== ====The Bring Back (For Good) the Royal Beard Act==== Whereas the Royal Beard has recently been inexplicably shorn, revealing a wholly bizarre, disconcerting, a..."
- 02:2602:26, 2 July 2012 diff hist +251 N Law:Another Citizen So Soon? Act Created page with "===17RC11=== ====Another Citizen So Soon? Act==== Whereas the King has already decided that John McGarry should be a Citizen, the Cosâ hereby goes through the motions and ..."
- 02:2502:25, 2 July 2012 diff hist +450 N Law:The Preamble Act Created page with "===17RC10=== ====The Preamble Act==== Whereas the Talossan version of the Preamble to the 1988 Constituziun contains a number of grammatical errors, The Comità për l'Útz..."
- 02:2402:24, 2 July 2012 diff hist +561 N Law:The Eiffler Nomination Act Created page with "===17RC9=== ====The Eiffler Nomination Act==== WHEREAS, Nick Kovac has voluntarily vanished from the RT scene, thus leaving the Uppermost Cort without an active Leftist membe..."
- 02:2302:23, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,020 N Law:The Guido-Type Law Enforcement Act Created page with "===17RC8=== ====The Guido-Type Law Enforcement Act==== Whereas, only one form of legal sanction against lawbreakers makes any sense in Talossa, therefore the Cosâ hereby ena..."
- 02:2302:23, 2 July 2012 diff hist +6 Law:The Cosâ Heraldry Act →The Cosâ Heraldry Act
- 02:2102:21, 2 July 2012 diff hist +77 N File:17RC17Portcullis.gif the graphic referred to in 17RC17. current
- 02:1902:19, 2 July 2012 diff hist −36 Law:The Cosâ Heraldry Act No edit summary
- 02:1602:16, 2 July 2012 diff hist +84 Law:The Cosâ Heraldry Act No edit summary
- 02:1502:15, 2 July 2012 diff hist +84 Category:Pages that are probably some sort of mistake No edit summary
- 02:1302:13, 2 July 2012 diff hist +718 N Law:The Cosâ Heraldry Act Created page with "===17RC7=== ==== ==== Whereas the Cosâ is (with the exception of the Monarchy, of course) Talossa's oldest and most venerable institution, it deserves some heraldic glitter...."
- 02:1202:12, 2 July 2012 diff hist +846 N Law:The Donatüs Act Created page with "===17RC6=== ====The Donatüs Act==== Whereas most Talossans have Talossan-language names which are translations into Talossan of what their names mean in the languages they co..."
- 02:1102:11, 2 July 2012 diff hist +730 N Law:The Loom of Language Act Created page with "===17RC5=== ====The Loom of Language Act==== Whereas, it has been a tradition ever since 1981 to sear Prime Ministers in with their hand on a copy of The Loom of Language (..."