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2 July 2012
- 03:2103:21, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,227 N Law:The Buy Our Books Amendment Created page with "===18RC46=== ====The Buy Our Books Amendment==== Talossans have a variety of sources from which to learn about Talossa. The sentence "Furthermore, no person may acquire Talo..."
- 03:2103:21, 2 July 2012 diff hist +575 N Law:The South-West Territories Act Created page with "===18RC45=== ====The South-West Territories Act==== Whereas, numerous futile efforts have been made to prod the South-West Territories into taking upon themselves Provincial..."
- 03:2003:20, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,098 N Law:The Gay House Act Created page with "===18RC44=== ====The Gay House Act==== Whereas, in every civilised country there exists an Official Residence for the Prime Minister or Head of Government (for example: th..."
- 03:2003:20, 2 July 2012 diff hist +441 N Law:The What Exactly Are You Doing? Amendment Created page with "===18RC43=== ====The What Exactly Are You Doing? Amendment==== The Cosâ hereby appends the following text to Article 62 of the Constituziun: The Secretary of State shall ..."
- 03:1903:19, 2 July 2012 diff hist +651 N Law:The Dave, Comply Act Created page with "===18RC4=== ====The Dave, Comply Act==== WHEREAS, the Talossan people have resoundingly resolved that secret behind-our-backs campaigning is illegal as well as just unethica..."
- 03:1903:19, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,420 N Law:The Permanent Provincial Habitation Act Created page with "===18RC41=== ====The Permanent Provincial Habitation Act==== Whereas, gajillions of bills have been passed attempting to define who lives in what provinces and what the rules..."
- 03:1803:18, 2 July 2012 diff hist +654 N Law:The Tusk Amendment Created page with "===18RC40=== ====The Tusk Amendment==== Whereas, the Cosâ did last month approve making "Fleetwood Mac's Greatest Hits" the Kingdom's official CD (that's disc with a "c", B..."
- 03:1803:18, 2 July 2012 diff hist +545 N Law:The Smash Hamas Act Created page with "===18RC39=== ====The Smash Hamas Act==== Outraged by the bloody, anti-peace activities of the Palestinian terrorist group known as "Hamas," and especially indignant over the..."
- 03:1703:17, 2 July 2012 diff hist +847 N Law:The End of the War (Sense of the Cosâ) Act Created page with "===18RC38=== ====The End of the War (Sense of the Cosâ) Act==== Talossa's war against Serbia and the Bosnian Serbs has been in effect since the Cosâ passed LC29 (6/93). Sin..."
- 03:1703:17, 2 July 2012 diff hist +768 N Law:The You Are What You Talk About, And You Talk About Berbers, Act Created page with "===18RC37=== ====The You Are What You Talk About, And You Talk About Berbers, Act==== WHEREAS for the past decade, Talossans have argued about, lampooned, supported, written..."
- 03:1603:16, 2 July 2012 diff hist +716 N Law:Breakoff of the Month: The Republic of Somaliland Act Created page with "===18RC36=== ====Breakoff of the Month: The Republic of Somaliland Act==== WHEREAS ever since the collapse of civil order in Somalia sometime during the British administratio..."
- 03:1503:15, 2 July 2012 diff hist +395 N Law:The Hack Off Bob's Balding Head Act Created page with "===18RC35=== ====The Hack Off Bob's Balding Head Act==== WHEREAS Citizen Bob Murphy has refused to participate in Talossan politics since January of 1993 and will lose his ..."
- 03:1503:15, 2 July 2012 diff hist +829 N Law:The Mandatory By-Elections Amendment Created page with "===18RC34=== ====The Mandatory By-Elections Amendment==== WHEREAS allowing the Prime Minister to decide when By-Elections are held allows an unpopular, craven PM to cling to ..."
- 03:1403:14, 2 July 2012 diff hist +468 N Law:The Rabbits' Revenge Act Created page with "===18RC33=== ====The Rabbits' Revenge Act==== WHEREAS Citizen Jack Schneider has refused to participate in Talossan politics since January 1993, and WHEREAS he has been quite..."
- 03:1403:14, 2 July 2012 diff hist +566 N Law:The Uppermost Cort Verdict Form Act Created page with "===18RC32=== ====The Uppermost Cort Verdict Form Act==== In order to assist the Cort in rendering its wise decisions in a more uniform and systematic fahsion and in order t..."
- 03:1303:13, 2 July 2012 diff hist +305 N Law:The Get Dan Out of Mussolini Province ASAP Act Created page with "===18RC31=== ====The Get Dan Out of Mussolini Province ASAP Act==== Whereas Dan is particularly uncomfortable living in a province named for one of humanity's most ridiculo..."
- 03:1303:13, 2 July 2012 diff hist +761 N Law:The Freedom of Information Act Created page with "===18RC30=== ====The Freedom of Information Act==== Whereas Talossan voters are tired of cheap and dishonest campaigns; and Whereas they value free, robust and public debate..."
- 03:1203:12, 2 July 2012 diff hist +513 N Law:The Chechnya Independence Act Created page with "===18RC29=== ====The Chechnya Independence Act==== WHEREAS Talossa has a history of recognizing ethnic self-determination efforts world-wide, and WHEREAS the Republic of Che..."
- 03:1203:12, 2 July 2012 diff hist +454 N Law:The Fleetwood Mac Act Created page with "===18RC28=== ====The Fleetwood Mac Act==== WHEREAS John Jahn, Robert Madison, and Wes Erni (and possibly countless other Talossans) have in the last few years bought copies..."
- 03:1103:11, 2 July 2012 diff hist +43 Law:The Draconian Campaign Publicity Act No edit summary
- 03:1103:11, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,557 N Law:The Draconian Campaign Publicity Act Created page with "===18RC26=== ==== ==== The Cosâ hereby provides for the public's right to know in the field of election campaigns by enacting the following into law: Because it is unethi..."
- 03:1003:10, 2 July 2012 diff hist +856 N Law:The Flúviâ Province "Restore Order" Act Created page with "===18RC25=== ====The Flúviâ Province "Restore Order" Act==== WHEREAS in January the Cosâ directed the inhabitants of Southwest Territory/Flúviâ Province (John Eiffler, J..."
- 03:0903:09, 2 July 2012 diff hist +883 N Law:The Court Order and Injunctions Amendment Created page with "===18RC23=== ====The Court Order and Injunctions Amendment==== WHEREAS the Cort is the final arbiter and protector of civil and human rights in the Kingdom of Talossa, and W..."
- 03:0803:08, 2 July 2012 diff hist +322 N Law:The Light Rail Act Created page with "===18RC24=== ====The Light Rail Act==== The Cosâ hereby appeals to the State of Wisconsin via our man in Madison, Dan Lorentz, to build a comprehensive Ligh Rail network in ..."
- 03:0803:08, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1 Law:The Negative Action Act No edit summary
- 03:0703:07, 2 July 2012 diff hist +505 N Law:The Negative Action Act Created page with "===18RC22== ====The Negative Action Act==== Whereas the 4th Covenant mandates that "No discrimination or preferential treatment shall exist within the Kingdom Of Talossa on..."
- 03:0703:07, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,033 N Law:The Right to Bear Arms Act Created page with "===18RC21=== ====The Right to Bear Arms Act==== A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the members of a well-regulated militi..."
- 03:0603:06, 2 July 2012 diff hist +776 N Law:Un-named (18th Cosa) Created page with "===18RC19=== ====Un-named (18th Cosa)==== Resolved, that the Green Bay Packers are by far the most illustrious and successful team in all of recorded time, and Resolved, tha..."
- 03:0603:06, 2 July 2012 diff hist +460 N Law:The Judicial Fairness Amendment Created page with "===18RC16=== ====The Judicial Fairness Amendment==== Wherea the Uppermost Cort now can refuse to hear any case it chooses not to without explanation; and whereas that is ou..."
- 03:0503:05, 2 July 2012 diff hist +654 N Law:The Talossa-On-Line Study Committee Act Created page with "===18RC15=== ====The Talossa-On-Line Study Committee Act==== Whereas Talossa first entered the modern age (actually, even just the pre-modern age) when "Vote by Post" was est..."
- 03:0503:05, 2 July 2012 diff hist +950 N Law:The "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!" Act Created page with "===18RC12=== ====The "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!" Act==== Whereas Articles 34 and 35 of the Constituziun instruct the Secretary of State to make ballots available to part..."
- 03:0403:04, 2 July 2012 diff hist +367 N Law:The Anti-Multiple Personality Syndrome Amendment Created page with "===18RC10=== ====The Anti-Multiple Personality Syndrome Amendment==== The following text is hereby added to the end of Article 41 of the Constituziun: "Though members of the ..."
- 03:0403:04, 2 July 2012 diff hist +598 N Law:The Senior Justice Act Created page with "===18RC9=== ====The Senior Justice Act==== The Cosâ hereby confers the titles of "Senior" and "Associate" Justice upon members of the Uppermost Cort by amending the Consti..."
- 03:0303:03, 2 July 2012 diff hist +417 N Law:The "Send in the Jarheads!" Act Created page with "===18RC8=== ====The "Send in the Jarheads!" Act==== Talossa is sickened to the point of intolerance over the actions of the illegal military junta that currently enslaves Hai..."
- 03:0303:03, 2 July 2012 diff hist +433 N Law:The Propaganda Honesty Act Created page with "===18RC6=== ====The Propaganda Honesty Act==== All campaign literature issued by any individual or party must henceforth contain on said literature the name(s) of the write..."
- 03:0203:02, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1 Law:The Lawfully Obtain Amendment →18rc3
- 03:0203:02, 2 July 2012 diff hist +402 N Law:The Lawfully Obtain Amendment Created page with "===18rc3=== ====The Lawfully Obtain Amendment==== Whereas the Constituziun contains weird language regarding the obtaining of a copy of The History by incoming citizens whic..."
- 03:0203:02, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,087 N Law:The Be Kind to Animals and Other Living Things Act Created page with "===18RC1=== ====The Be Kind to Animals and Other Living Things Act==== In the last 20 yrs, the rhino count in Asia and Africa has declined from @100,000 to less than 10,000. ..."
- 02:5402:54, 2 July 2012 diff hist +161 Category:Pages that are probably some sort of mistake No edit summary
- 02:5302:53, 2 July 2012 diff hist −45 Law:Digest of Laws →Acts of the 17th Cosa
- 02:5102:51, 2 July 2012 diff hist +832 N Law:The Whip His Ass Act Created page with "===17RC52=== ==== The Whip His Ass Act==== WHEREAS American juvenile delinquent Michael Fay, 18, has been properly and duly convicted of relentlessly and willfully committin..."
- 02:5102:51, 2 July 2012 diff hist +776 N Law:The Judicial Jumpstart Act Created page with "===17RC51=== ====The Judicial Jumpstart Act==== WHEREAS it is hard to get all three Cort justices together in one place at one time, and Whereas each Ustice has the requisit..."
- 02:5002:50, 2 July 2012 diff hist +702 N Law:The Official Spelling Act Created page with "===17RC50=== ====The Official Spelling Act==== WHEREAS since 1985 the official spelling of English in Talossa has been 'British' and Whereas not everyone in Talossa knows a..."
- 02:5002:50, 2 July 2012 diff hist +723 N Law:The Cézembre Supreme Directional Control Act Created page with "===17RC49=== ====The Cézembre Supreme Directional Control Act==== Whereas Frédéric Maugey, Patrick Matter, and Vincent and Guillaume Jacob--the entire RT citizen populatio..."
- 02:4902:49, 2 July 2012 diff hist +408 N Law:The New Bills May Not Be Presented at the Living Cosâ Amendment Created page with "===17RC47=== ====The New Bills May Not Be Presented at the Living Cosâ Amendment==== Whereas a literal reading of the first line in Art. 107 of the Constituziun makes it sou..."
- 02:4902:49, 2 July 2012 diff hist +851 N Law:The Mystery Science Act Created page with "===17RC44=== ====The Mystery Science Act==== Whereas at least three citizens--Eiffler, Madison, McGarry--are heavily involved in the global phenomenon of "Mystery Science ..."
- 02:4802:48, 2 July 2012 diff hist +774 N Law:The Progressive Musical Archive Wing Act Created page with "===17RC43=== ====The Progressive Musical Archive Wing Act==== The Cosâ confers upon John Eiffler the title of Associate Musical Archivist and designates his extenseive musi..."
- 02:4702:47, 2 July 2012 diff hist +2,785 N Law:Foreign Policy Statement Revision Act Created page with "===17RC42=== ====Foreign Policy Statement Revision Act==== INTRODUCTION: In March of 1990 the Cosâ, then under Leftist control, passed a so-called "Foreign Policy Statement" ..."
- 02:4602:46, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,058 N Law:The Anti-Anti-Nationalism Act Created page with "===17RC41=== ====The Anti-Anti-Nationalism Act==== In a law written by Dan Lorentz (LC4, 3/90), entitled Another Foreign Policy Statement, the Cosâ approved a bill which s..."
- 02:4602:46, 2 July 2012 diff hist +688 N Law:The Separate but Equal Doctrine Created page with "===17RC40=== ====The Separate but Equal Doctrine==== Whereas in a law designed primarily to trivialise the importance of the Armed Forces of the Kingdom, LC18 (9/92), the C..."