Law:The Let's Not Have Short Acts or Amendments Act
44RZ20: The Let's Not Have Short Acts or Amendments Act
WHEREAS, Article VIII, Section 5 of the Organic Law reads, "Each MC will represent, for ceremonial purposes, a particular geographical "constituency." The exact procedure will be determined by law.", and
WHEREAS, Why do we need to take so many steps to circumvent such a relatively simple clause?, and
WHEREAS, The territory of Péngöpäts only holds representation through one particularly handsome Member of the Cosa as it cannot hold a seat in the Senate, and
WHEREAS, Other than to serve as a vehicle for the representation of Péngöpäts, this clause could simply be a way of subtle entertainment based on what particular constituency one chooses to represent (for example, 144 E. Juneau Ave.), and
WHEREAS, Others may choose to simply ignore the clause and continue to represent the obvious un-codified default, Talossa, and
WHEREAS, The OrgLaw does not specify any exact procedure to "adopt" a location, other than it will be determined by law, and
WHEREAS, For at least eight years after this OrgLaw was put into place, there are several examples of such ceremonial usage, but no law to specify any exact procedure, and
WHEREAS, Some want to take steps to end everyones fun by making "Talossa" the only constituency that is to be represented, and
WHEREAS, I don't believe in killing fun, and I do not believe the other bill, the name of which shall not be mentioned, is what the crafters of the OrgLaw thought of would happen when they added the clause "The exact procedure will be determined by law.", and
WHEREAS, It is my intention to make this bill as long as possible to distinguish it from the other unmentionable bill, and
WHEREAS, I believe I have accomplished such a goal, NOW,
THEREFORE, We, the Ziu, hereby prescribe that all Members of Cosa shall be free to represent any constituency within the geographic boundaries of the Kingdom of Talossa including any and all of its territories and overseas colonies; and,
FURTHERMORE, a Member wishing to represent a constituency simply needs to publicly declare such representation; and,
FURTHER-FURTHERMORE, any Member that does not wish to or fails to choose a particular constituency to represent shall be deemed to be representing The Kingdom of Talossa and its citizens as a whole; and,
FINALLY, subsequent legislation to amend or change how ceremonial representation is prescribed need only be passed by a Resolution of the Cosa.
Noi urent q'estadra sa, Munditenens Tresplet (MC-RUMP, Péngöpäts) Éovart Grischun (MC-CSPP) Owen Edwards (MC-CSPP) C. Carlüs Xheraltescu (MC-ZRT) Txec Róibeard Nordselva (MC-RUMP)
Scribe's Note: This act passed the Cosa and Senäts, but was vetoed by King John. His objections, regarding the final clause, were, "Legislation in Talossa requires the consent of the Cosa, the Senate, and the Crown. To establish a class of legislation ("subsequent legislation to amend or change how ceremonial representation is prescribed") that requires only the Cosa's approval, is to amend the Organic Law — which cannot be done by simple legislation."
