Law:The You Are Where You Live Act, Part Deux

23RZ22 — The You Are Where You Live Act, Part Deux

WHEREAS, Talossan citizens can not move from province to province at will unless they physically relocate; and

WHEREAS, since the current assignment law does not take certain recently-created vaguely-nacho-chip-shaped provinces into account when assigning citizens, which leaves them in the cold just a little; and

WHEREAS some provinces have tons of citizens because they encompass, say, nearly the entire U.S. Northeast and Midwest, and other provinces have very few citizens;

THEREFORE the Ziu of the great nation of Talossa hereby declares:

1. That prospective Talossan citizens who live in Canada and the U.S. states of Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont will be assigned to Kemâl Atatürk Province (KA); and
2. That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania will be assigned to Mussolini Province (MU); and
3. That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, and New York will be assigned to the Province of Vuode (VD); and That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas, Hawaii, and the California counties of San Luis Obispo, Kern, San Bernardino, Santa Barbara, Ventura, Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Diego, and Imperial will be assigned to Maricopa Province (MA); and
4. That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Kansas, and Nebraska, and all California counties not assigned to Maricopa, will be assigned to the Province of Florenciâ (FL); and
5. That prospective Talossan citizens who live in the U.S. states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, and the District of Columbia, will be assigned to the Province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic (MM); and
6. That the current Cybercit assignments for Cézembre will continue as they are currently; and
7. That no persons will be assigned to the Territory of Pengöpäts; and
8. That the Talossan Assignment Committee (TAC), with R. Ben Madison as its chairman, is hereby created. The TAC will eventually put together a plan to assign prospective Talossans from the U.S. State of Wisconsin and people from the Southern Hemisphere; and
9. That recently approved Talossan citizen Dan Wardlow will be assigned to the Province of Florenciâ (FL); and
10. That recently approved Talossan citizen Albrec'ht Stolfi will be assigned to the Province of Maricopa (MA); and
11. That recently approved Talossan citizen T. Cartéir Adrár has until 31 December 1997 to notify the Talossan Secretary of State about whether he wishes to be assigned to Kemâl Atatürk Province (KA) or Vuode Province (VD); and
12. That citizens whose citizenship bills are currently before the Ziu will be assigned according to this law if they are approved by the Ziu.

Noi urent q'estadra så:
Mximo Carbonèl - (SAP-Atatürk)
Charles Sauls - (PC-Florenciâ)
Robert Ben Madison - (PC-Vuode)

Scribe's Notes

1. This act was repealed by 34RZ9, The People to Provinces (No More Microprovinces) Act.