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Provinces of the Kingdom of Talossa

History

Founding and initial claims

On December 26th, 1979/I, King Ben declared his secession from the United States of America. His territorial claims initially extended no further than his bedroom, commensurate with the national motto that "a man's bedroom is his kingdom," but were almost immediately extended to the rest of his house. This would become the core of the first province, Vuode.

The first year of Talossa was notable for numerous political upheavals within the very small country. In one of these, the Third Talossan Revolution, Ben annexed the whole of Antarctica and the entire country of Portugal while in the process of declaring Talossa a republic. When the country returned to dictatorship two weeks later, the claims were abandoned (although a portion of Antarctica would later formally become Péngöpäts Antarctic Territory).

Cheap Glory Act

With the passage of the Cheap Glory Act on March 16th, 1982/III, Atatürk was annexed under the name "Kemâl Atatürk State," along with another area called "Enver Hoxha State." Both names reflect King Ben's period of fascination with fascism, a phase that was thankfully short-lived.

Treaty of Shorewood

Formalizing these annexations and expanding the two states was the Treaty of Shorewood, agreed between King Ben and the U.S. Ambassador that he himself had appointed, a month later on April 17th, 1982/III. The Treaty also established Mussolini province, later to be renamed Benito.

Cézembre

The French island of Cézembre was annexed on August 17th, 1982/III. It remains unique among provinces in that it is completely unconnected with the mainland Greater Talossan Area and has no known inhabitants, two traits it shares with the Péngöpäts Antarctic Territory.

Edgewood Proclamation

See our main article on this subject at Edgewood Proclamation.

The Edgewood Proclamation of January 26th, 1983/IV would be the last major expansion of territory to occur in Talossan history, although there would be later shifts in its exact assignment. The Proclamation annexed an area then called the "New Territories" and established Férénca Szálasi State.

1983 Land Reforms

On April 1st, 1983/IV, King Ben initiated the first of the two Land Reforms, dramatically shifting the provincial assignments. Flúviâ Territory was created from the New Territories, and Enver Hoxha State was incorporated into the province of Vuode. The recently created Férénca Szálasi State was discorporated, absorbed into the New Territories. Lastly, Mussolini province was expanded slightly from the territories.

First Cantonization

After the successful reforms of the precious year, King Ben enacted the First Cantonization on November 30th, 1984/V. This process established the modern canton system, dividing the provinces into smaller units. The First Cantonization established the new province of Maritiimi from the New Territories, which would hereafter be called the South Territory. In addition, Vuode ceded a small amount of territory to Mussolini, while both provinces were expanded again from territorial lands. Lastly, Flúviâ Territory was incorporated en masse into Atatürk.

1985 Land Reforms

Not satisfied with the status quo, King Ben enacted a second reform on July 27th, 1985/VI. Maritiimi doubled in size into the South Territory, while Mussolini expanded significantly as well, and a further portion of the Territory was divided into Pórt Maxhestic. Following these changes, the dwindling remains of the South Territory were again renamed to the South-West Territory.

Gradual changes

Only isolated changes in the realm have occurred after the 1985 Land Reforms, which marked the last sweeping changes in Talossan territory. This is perhaps linked with the rise of other citizens as a political force within the Kingdom, making King Ben unable to enact changes on whim.

On May 31st, 1992/XIII, Bradford province was created from within Vuode, while on September 1st, {{year|1992, Fabled Learning University of Neverending Knowledge (FLUNK) province was created from Mussolini.

Both changes were reverted and both provinces were dissolved, however, on April 2nd, 1993/XIV. On the same date, the province of Pórt Maxhestic was incorporated into Maritiimi, to create the modern outlines of Maritiimi-Maxhestic.

In response to repeated requests from the citizenry for the addition of another province to accommodate burgeoning interest in the country, on September 1st, 1996/XVII, the province of Florencia was created from a portion of Mussolini.

Reunision

While Reunision had an immense impact on Talossa in numerous ways, the changes to the realm were limited in scope and carefully considered. The passage of the Proud Mary Act on May 23rd, 2012/XXXIII, reassigned the canton of Paliaçelia of Maricopa and a canton comprised of Port Maxhestic, west of North Lincoln Memorial Drive, of Maritiimi-Maxhestic to a new province of Fiovă, while compensating Maritiimi-Maxhestic for the loss of territory by also reassigning the Maricopan canton of Vilatx Freiric (Frédéricville) to Maritiimi-Maxhestic.