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The Royal Governor's Mansion

Government Links

To leave a message for the Royal Governor, please click here.
...And yes, some of these links below will eventually become clickable.

For Non-Residents

• To inquire information on vacation planning from the Royal Péngöpäts Chamber of Commerce, please click here.
• To inquire about obtaining a permit for scientific study and research in Péngöpäts, please click here.
• To inquire information about immigration to Péngöpäts, please click here.
• To view immigration archives, please click here.
• To obtain tickets for the Royal Péngöpäts Heavy Opera Company, please click here.
• To obtain seats in this year's Ice Flats 200, please click here. (Time is running out--we need the bleachers carved out of the ice ASAP!)

For Residents (or anyone else)

• To access The Péngöpäts Times, the only newspaper concerning events solely affecting Péngöpäts, please click here
• For train status and schedules, click here.
• For the current weather forecast for Péngöpäts, please click here.
• To report a crime, please contact the Péngöpäts crime stoppers at this link.
• For a listing of free veterinary clinics for residents of Péngöpäts, please click here.
• To sign up to race in this year's Ice Flats 200, please click here.

Official Announcements from the Desk of the Governor

Inactivity by the Royal Governor's Office

The Royal Governor Makes Another Empty Promise

The Governor has announced today that he will eventually get around to becoming more active with publishing press releases. Speaking to no one in particular, he remarked, "This one doesn't count."

Munditenens Tresplet
Governor of Péngöpäts

View past press releases.

Gubernatorial Decrees

1. MTPGD1 -- Issuing a full pardon for any and all felonious or otherwise bad acts that may or may not have been committed by Munditenens Tresplet on the date of May 12th, 2000. -- DECREED JULY 9th, 2012/XXXIII. AMENDED July 12th, 2012/XXXIII.
2. MTPGD2 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Éovart Grischun. -- DECREED JULY 21st, 2012/XXXIII.
3. MTPGD3 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Xheneta Britxind and more. -- DECREED AUGUST 3rd, 2012/XXXIII.
4. MTPGD4 -- Conduction of Non-Binding Referendum regarding Provinical-Hood -- DECREED AUGUST 7th, 2012/XXXIII.
5. MTPGD5 -- Certification of Results of Non-Binding Referendum regarding Provinical-hood -- CERTIFIED NOVEMBER 15th, 2012/XXXIII.
6. MTPGD6 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Béneditsch Ardpresteir -- DECREED JULY 28th, 2013/XXXIV.
7. MTPGD7 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Sevastáin Pinátsch -- DECREED SEPTEMBER 25th, 2014/XXXV.
8. MTPGD8 -- Back to the Future Part II -- DECREED SEPTEMBER 30th, 2017/XXXVIII.