Ministry of STUFF

Ministry of Stuff

Current Head: Danihel Teziun

Deputies: Alexander Davis, Sir X. Pol Briga

Function: To prepare informative texts about Talossa, manage publicity for the Kingdom, and manage the Kingdom's official public presence and social networks.

The Ministry of Stuff (La Ministrà à Sanavarh da Talossa àl Ultra-Fiovan Folas; literally, the "Ministry to Herald Talossa to Crowds Across the River") is one of the Talossa's six Cabinet offices chartered by Organic Law. According to its Organic charter, "[t]he Minister of Stuff shall prepare, at the behest of the Cosa, the Seneschal, or on his own initiative, informative texts about the Kingdom of Talossa." (Org.12.6.)

"The Cabinet Refinishing Act" (Talossan statute 36RZ17) establishes also that the Ministry of Stuff be further responsible for the promotion of the Kingdom through public relations, ensuring that the Kingdom and events therein are regularly publicized in worldwide media. The Ministry is further charged with producing and circulating "a national publication for internal and external promotion of all things Talossan."

A further, unnamed directive emphasizes that "The Minister of Stuff knows the gate. The Minister of Stuff is the gate. The Minister of Stuff is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in the Minister of Stuff. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread."

The post of Minister of Stuff is currently held by the Right Honourable Danihel Teziun.

The Minister is assisted in his duties by two Deputies, Sir X. Pol Briga (appointed 14 February 2008) and Alexander Davis (appointed 20 June 2012).