Law:The Nothing Is Impossible for a Talossan Act

41RZ8 — The Nothing Is Impossible for a Talossan Act

WHEREAS cake is very pretty, and

WHEREAS cake is very tasty, and

WHEREAS looking at a pretty cake prevents tasting it, and

WHEREAS tasting a cake makes it less pretty, now

THEREFORE the Ziu hereby proclaims that it shall be legal in the Kingdom of Talossa to both have your cake and eat it too.

Noi urent q'estadra sa:
Baron Hooligan (MC, RUMP)
Viteu Toctviac'hteir (Senator, Vuode)
Litz Cjantscheir (MC, RUMP)
Iustì Canun (Senator, Maricopa)
Eoin Ursüm (MC, PPT)
Alexandreu Likazar (Senator, Cézembre)

Scribe's Notes

1. This legislation was initially proposed as a sarcastic comment during a period when some legislators were proposing allowing citizens of the Kingdom to also hold citizenship in the Talossan Republic, which denied the sovereignty of the Kingdom. When this measure received surprise support from those legislators (though they were not added to the sponsor list, as it seemed the point was not being made), it was Clarked and passed, surprising its sponsors.