Robert I

King Robert I

King Robert I (Robert Ben Madison, born 2 July 1965), also known as King Ben, is Talossa's founder and first monarch. He is responsible for many of the key cultural artifacts and historical events in Talossa, such as the creation of the Talossan language and the design of the national flag and national coat of arms.

King Robert I in 1980

Ben founded Talossa in 1979/I, and soon enlisted his family and friends in the country. He built it around his political and linguistic interests, and the country would frequently change dramatically depending on the momentary whims of its teenaged leader. He maintained a central and controlling presence in the country for almost the whole of his time in Talossa, and was responsible for most major evolutions of the country, including the introduction of democracy, its suppression, and the introduction of cybercitizenry that transformed Talossa into its current world-ranging form.

In politics

The leader of the country for most of its existence, Ben's support of a political party almost guaranteed its success in every election. His Progressive Conservatives won, year after year, until he switched his support to Manus Nigrum, and they began to win. Indeed, throughout Ben's time in Talossa, his party won every election that they seriously contested.

Ben's political dominance was due to a combination of factors, ranging from the benign to the sinister:

• As founder and monarch, as well as a surprisingly persuasive man, Ben had enormous prestige and could personally sway the opinions of most citizens.
• For many years, the government of Talossa was structured in such a way as to offer huge power both to the monarch as well as the Secretary of State - a position Ben also held for considerable time.
• It was also frequently alleged that Ben utilized pocket votes to sustain his political positions.

Because of Ben's example, King John has vowed to refrain from interfering in politics, an oath to which he has adhered since he took office.

Great Abdication

Ben resigned his offices and departed the monarchy in the Great Abdication of 16 Aug 2005/XXVI, conflict with members of the CLP, led by Fritz von Buchholtz. While this conflict took the form of disputes over many individual subjects, including the territorial manner in which Ben was guarding Talossan language materials, his presence as Secretary of State, and the refusal of the CLP to publicize their member list, the ultimate cause was a deep-seated disagreement over Ben's dominance of the political scene.

Ultimately and after months of argument, Ben posted a thread entitled "I renounce my Talossan citizenship":

Fritz, you win.

Ben

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Queen Amy also renounced, followed by several other prominent Talossans.

The next day, after his renunciation had taken effect following a mandatory 24-hour waiting period, Ben abdicated the throne and departed the monarchy, writing a lengthy speech in which he ceded the way for King Louis and blamed Penguinea and the CLP for his departure:

The CLP boasts about being "the future" of Talossa. I have no doubt that they are right.

Post-abdication

Shortly after his departure, Ben filed an ex parte motion in the Cort Pü Inalt through Wes Erni, charging that Fritz von Bucholtz had illegally admitted numerous citizens. Justice Danihel Lorentzescu rendered a verdict vindicating Bucholtz and the CLP a week later, an action that an embittered Ben would regard as Lorentzescu's message to "let the childhood dream die and to get on with his life."

Subsequently, Ben decided that Talossa had ended, regardless of the continued presence of dozens of (very happy!) Talossans. The 2005/XXVI edition of his history of the country, Ár Päts, was subtitled "The Rise and Fall of the Kingdom of Talossa," and in its pages Ben declared that "[t]he Kingdom of Talossa, born of a boyhood dream in 1979, died in the fall of 2005 at the end of a two-year explosion of acrimony and vitriol. ... After twenty-five years their story, the story of Talossa, this story, had run its course." He also stated in the final paragraph, however, that "Talossans and their friends can take some solace in knowing that if anyone really wants to put Talossa back together, all the pieces are safe in storage, waiting for the dawn."

Perhaps, then, it should not have been surprising that in 2007/XXVIII, Ben and three other former Talossans (Marcus Cantalour, Gary Cone, and Geoff Tomasüt) met at his home and declared Talossa to be, once more, alive in this four-person incarnation. Their numbers would eventually expand to thirteen, governed by a newly-written Constituziun and declaring King Louis as their monarch. This group persisted until the 4th of July, 2011/XXXII, when they voted to dissolve.

Offices

Preceded by Florence

King of Talossa 27 Feb 1988/IX - 16 Aug 2005/XXVI

Succeeded by Louis

Preceded by (Crown established)

King of Talossa 26 Dec 1979/I - 10 Feb 1987/VIII

Succeeded by Robert II

Preceded by Martì Páir Furxhéir

Secretary of State 1 Jun 2004/XXV - 16 Aug 2005/XXVI

Succeeded by John Woolley

Preceded by Ian von Metairia

Secretary of State 1 Dec 1990/XI - 1 Jul 1991/XII

Succeeded by Ian von Metairia

Member of Cosa

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