Cézembrean Law

This is a digest of Cézembrean provincial statutory laws, accepted by L'Etats de Cézembre.

A1: The First Cézembrean Culture Act

This law is currently IN FORCE

Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (PP/FGP)

Approved by: L'États

? — ? — ?

Date: 16 February 2010/XXXI

WHEREAS

Cézembre is the best province of Talossa, and

WHEREAS

the best province of Talossa needs to have its own, unique culture, and

WHEREAS

the possibility of provincial food has already been discussed, and

WHEREAS

one French/Cézembrean specialty turned out to be perfect for our wonderful island, now

THEREFORE

the Cézembrian government recognizes cotriade as provincial food and as a part of the Cézembrian culture.

A2: The Information Act

This law is currently IN FORCE

Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (PP/FGP)

Approved by: L'États

? — ? — ?

Date: 16 February 2010/XXXI

WHEREAS

a lot of information about Cézembre provided by the KoT-site and the Cézembrian forum is unclear or out of date, and

WHEREAS

Cézembrian citizens should be able to have this information, now

THEREFORE

the seneschal or someone appointed by the Seneschal is responsible for providing the following information online: 1) all provincial legislation, 2) all voting member of l'etats and 3) the Seneschal and Governor-General.

A3: The Damn The Province With The Long Name Act

REPEALED

Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (PP)

Approved by: L'États

5 — 0 — 0

Date: 27 July 2011/XXXII

WHEREAS

some evil guys in M-M actually think they are the best province, and

WHEREAS

they are of course not the best province, and

WHEREAS

we're all happy not to live in M-M, and

WHEREAS

there is no good reason for M-M to be a province, now

THEREFORE

this assembly advises the ziu to assign the territory and the citizens of Maritiimi-Maxhestic to Maricopa and Vuode,

Futhermore this assembly does not recognize any future Maritiimi-Maxhestic legislation claiming Cézembrian territory, Additionaly we accept the fact that Cézembre is the best province and the fact that Vuode, Benito, Ataturk, Maricopa and even Florencia are all better provinces than Maritiimi-Maxhestic.

A4: The Get Rid Of A3 Act

This law is currently IN FORCE

Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (MRP)

Approved by: L'États

9 — 0 — 0

Date: 6 May 2012/XXXIII

WHEREAS

the provincial conflict between M-M and Cézembre used to be fun at some point, and

WHEREAS

nobody cares anymore, and

WHEREAS

A3 seems so silly now, and

WHEREAS

we are still the best province of Talossa, and

WHEREAS

we are very forgiving, now

THEREFORE

A3 is hereby repealed,

Furthermore Cézembre still denies the ridiculous claims in articles V and VI of The Body of Law Act (MM).

A5: The Keys to the Kingdom Act

This law is currently IN FORCE

Sponsored by: Glüc da Dhi (MRP), Owen Edwards (MRP/IP)

Approved by: L'États

4 — 0 — 0

Date: 14 July 2012/XXXIII

WHEREAS

Ián Anglatzarâ, C. Carlüs Xheráltsëfiglheu, Jum Txec Tric’hardsëfiglheu, Dieter N. Vercáriâ, Gjermund Higraff, Üc R. Tärfâ and Ián Txaglh were Cézembreans in the Republic, and

WHEREAS

Republican Cézembreans were as Cezembrean as they come, and

WHEREAS

their names are now attached to Fiova, but their hearts remain in Cézembre, and

WHEREAS

if their hearts don't remain in Cézembre, well, we can soon see to THAT, matey, and

WHEREAS

the Fair Isle, the King's second Kingdom, God's Own Country, would like to show Republican Cézembreans they still have a home here,

THEREFORE

l’Etats de Cézembre hereby awards Keys to the Kingdom to the following persons:

• Ián Anglatzarâ • C. Carlüs Xheráltsëfiglheu, • Jum Txec Tric’hardsëfiglheu • Dieter N. Vercáriâ • Gjermund Higraff • Üc R. Tärfâ • Ián Txaglh

A7: The Provincial Web Presence Act

This law is currently IN FORCE

Sponsored by: Dame Litz Cjantscheir, (RUMP)

Approved by: L'États

3 — 3 — 1

Date: 27 July 2011/XXXII

WHEREAS

the great province of Cézembre has a web presence consisting of several webpages, TalossaWiki and other miscellaneous sites,

WHEREAS

these sites need to be maintained and updated

WHEREAS

it should be the duty of the Provincial Government and its leaders to ensure the sites are updated and kept current,

THEREFORE

BE IT ENACTED THAT:

Section 1: Le Sénéchal, The Lord Warden and persons appointed by resolution of L'Etats de Cézembre shall be at all times responsible for the upkeep, regular updating and maintenance all webpages associated, directly or indirectly, with the province of Cézembre.

Section 2: For the purpose of this Act, a webpage shall be defined as: “A website, webpage and/or site which can be accessed via the internet, which is owned, hosted and/or operated by and/or for the Cézembrean citizens and community and/or Talossan Citizens and Community at large and is open to editing by said citizens and community. This act shall not apply to any privately owned or operated website unless the owner of said website allows users to create and edit webpages on his/her behalf and/or said website has been designed to be edited by third parties, members of the public and/or the Talossan Community.”

Section 3: (a) Any member of L'Etats de Cézembre may at whim carry out a audit of the webpages to which this act applies and present to L'Etats de Cézembre his/her findings and/or L'Etats de Cézembre may be its own resolution conduct a audit of said webpages and appoint members to conduct such. Should it be established that the persons to whom Section 1 applies have not be fulfilling their obligations under this act, said persons shall have fourteen (14) days from the date of such establishment, to update and correct said webpages. Failure by said person(s) to update and correct said websites within the allotted timeframe shall constitute a offense, to which the punishment shall be at the discretion of the Courts, which may include a impeachment.

(b) L'Etats de Cézembre may impeach, insofar as permitted by the Constitution and Organic Law, by a 2/3rd vote in favour any person to which Section 1 applies from their respective office, if they continuously neglect their duty under this Act and/or otherwise fail to comply with resolutions issued by L'Etats de Cézembre.

Section 4: In order to allow for persons to which Section 1 applies to carry out a initial assessment and any updating/maintenance work to the webpages to which this act applies, Section 3 of this Act shall not come into force until one (1) calendar month after Act is enacted. Other sections of this act shall come into full force on the date of enactment.