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''A full press release is expected from the Royal Governor's Office shortly.'' | <small>''[http://talossa.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=hopper&thread=7003&page=1#76242 Link to Witt posting.]''</small><br> | ||
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===Honorary Citizens Needed For {{Pengo}} Web Presence=== | ===Honorary Citizens Needed For {{Pengo}} Web Presence=== |
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This is the official Péngöpäts territorial government portal. Any unauthorized edits to this page are not very nice.
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Government Links
To leave a message for the Royal Governor, please click here.
...And yes, some of these links below will eventually become clickable.
For Non-Residents
- To inquire information on vacation planning from the Royal Péngöpäts Chamber of Commerce, please click here.
- To inquire about obtaining a permit for scientific study and research in Péngöpäts, please click here.
- To inquire information about immigration to Péngöpäts, please click here.
- To obtain tickets for the Royal Péngöpäts Heavy Opera Company, please click here.
- To obtain seats in this year's Ice Flats 200, please click here. (Time is running out--we need the bleachers carved out of the ice ASAP!)
For Residents (or anyone else)
- To access The Péngöpäts Times, the only newspaper concerning events solely affecting Péngöpäts, please click here.
- For train status and schedules, please click here.
- For the current weather forecast for Péngöpäts, please click here.
- To report a crime, please contact the Péngöpäts crime stoppers at this link.
- For a listing of free veterinary clinics for residents of Péngöpäts, please click here.
- To sign up to race in this year's Ice Flats 200, please click here.
Official Announcements from the Desk of the Governor
Governor in Cosa--Representing Péngöpäts
Quick Flash: The Royal Governor, Munditenens Tresplet, posted this recently in Witt regarding an amendment to OrgLaw which would strike Section 5 of Article VIII, the ceremonial representation of a geographic area:
"As the recently appointed Governor of Péngöpäts, I hereby declare my ceremonial representation of Pengöpäts as an MC in the 44th Cosa, until such time as Péngöpäts is afforded proper representation in our Senäts. Therefore, at this time and under these circumstances, I oppose this amendment.
Munditenens Tresplet
Governor of Péngöpäts"
Link to Witt posting.
A full press release is expected from the Royal Governor's Office shortly.
Honorary Citizens Needed For Péngöpäts Web Presence
--July 12th, 2012--
- SOMEWHERE IN PENGOPATS: Munditenens (Dien) Tresplet, recently appointed Royal Governor of
Péngöpäts, today realized he could not completely and fully bring Péngöpäts onto the TalossaWiki without the assistance of volunteers from throughout the Kingdom.
- "Today I realized I could not do all these pages by myself," Dien said, "and still try to work on
other, somewhat more important projects."
- The "somewhat" lazy, ill-prioritized Governor--who has good intentions--promised any volunteer
who helps out with editing substantial compensation:
- "Any citizen of the Kingdom who helps out, and wishes to be recognized for his works, shall be
given a virtual pat on the back, a Userbox honoring his help on the pages, and" Dien paused, "...and an Honorary Grant of Residency into the Territory of Péngöpäts."
- Several notable Péngöpäts residents questioned his possibly controversial decision to grant
honorary residency to the volunteers. One resident remarked, "I don't give one flipper whether or not he is the Governor, the only residents of Péngöpäts are and should be penguins!"
- Another resident was quoted as saying, "This decision could meet some backlash from higher-ups,
and possibly from the King himself, as this decision is unprecedented and has not been done by any Governor in the past."
- Tresplet isn't worried: "Let's face it. Honorary Grants of Residency don't mean anything.
Péngöpäts is a territory, not a province, which makes the Honorary Grants mean even less."
- In past sessions, the Ziu, the Kingdom's legislative body, has had bills introduced to make the
icy territory of Péngöpäts an icy province, opening it up to new immigration as well as affording it representation in the Senäts. RUMP, the party who regularly introduces the bills, always argues and ensures their defeat once the bill is Clark-ed.
- Governor Tresplet, a known RUMP member, has recently been shown to be outspoken for
provincial-hood, promising that as an MC in future Cosas he will symbolically represent the territory, and help introduce legislation to make Péngöpäts a proper province. He is also rumored to toss his hat in for the first Senator of Péngöpäts if such legislation passes.
- If the bill does pass, Governor Tresplet, a Maricopan citizen, would be allowed to run for Senate
in the sparsely-populated area thanks to the expected passage of Amendment 43RZ36, which allows for any citizen to run for a Senate seat, regardless of whether or not they are a resident of the province that the seat represents.
- But for now, the territory remains a territory, and one that apparently needs some virtual
volunteers.
- If you would like to help out, drop a message in Talk:Royal Governor's Office/Volunteers.
- As Governor Tresplet so eloquently put it: "We already know you will help out--we're on Péngöpäts
time-travel time."
Contact: Royal Governor's Office
Talk:Royal Governor's Office/PressContact
Gubernatorial Decrees
- MTPGD1 -- Issuing a full pardon for any and all felonious or otherwise bad acts that may or may not have been committed by Munditenens Tresplet on the date of May 12th, 2000. -- DECREED JULY 9th, 2012. AMENDED July 12th, 2012.