User contributions for D'unmortadel

2 July 2012

• 02:1602:16, 2 July 2012 diff hist +716‎ N Law:Breakoff of the Month: The Republic of Somaliland Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC36=== ====Breakoff of the Month: The Republic of Somaliland Act==== WHEREAS ever since the collapse of civil order in Somalia sometime during the British administratio..."
• 02:1502:15, 2 July 2012 diff hist +395‎ N Law:The Hack Off Bob's Balding Head Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC35=== ====The Hack Off Bob's Balding Head Act==== WHEREAS Citizen Bob Murphy has refused to participate in Talossan politics since January of 1993 and will lose his ..."
• 02:1502:15, 2 July 2012 diff hist +829‎ N Law:The Mandatory By-Elections Amendment ‎ Created page with "===18RC34=== ====The Mandatory By-Elections Amendment==== WHEREAS allowing the Prime Minister to decide when By-Elections are held allows an unpopular, craven PM to cling to ..."
• 02:1402:14, 2 July 2012 diff hist +468‎ N Law:The Rabbits' Revenge Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC33=== ====The Rabbits' Revenge Act==== WHEREAS Citizen Jack Schneider has refused to participate in Talossan politics since January 1993, and WHEREAS he has been quite..."
• 02:1402:14, 2 July 2012 diff hist +566‎ N Law:The Uppermost Cort Verdict Form Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC32=== ====The Uppermost Cort Verdict Form Act==== In order to assist the Cort in rendering its wise decisions in a more uniform and systematic fahsion and in order t..."
• 02:1302:13, 2 July 2012 diff hist +305‎ N Law:The Get Dan Out of Mussolini Province ASAP Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC31=== ====The Get Dan Out of Mussolini Province ASAP Act==== Whereas Dan is particularly uncomfortable living in a province named for one of humanity's most ridiculo..."
• 02:1302:13, 2 July 2012 diff hist +761‎ N Law:The Freedom of Information Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC30=== ====The Freedom of Information Act==== Whereas Talossan voters are tired of cheap and dishonest campaigns; and Whereas they value free, robust and public debate..."
• 02:1202:12, 2 July 2012 diff hist +513‎ N Law:The Chechnya Independence Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC29=== ====The Chechnya Independence Act==== WHEREAS Talossa has a history of recognizing ethnic self-determination efforts world-wide, and WHEREAS the Republic of Che..."
• 02:1202:12, 2 July 2012 diff hist +454‎ N Law:The Fleetwood Mac Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC28=== ====The Fleetwood Mac Act==== WHEREAS John Jahn, Robert Madison, and Wes Erni (and possibly countless other Talossans) have in the last few years bought copies..."
• 02:1102:11, 2 July 2012 diff hist +43‎ Law:The Draconian Campaign Publicity Act ‎No edit summary
• 02:1102:11, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,557‎ N Law:The Draconian Campaign Publicity Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC26=== ==== ==== The Cosâ hereby provides for the public's right to know in the field of election campaigns by enacting the following into law: Because it is unethi..."
• 02:1002:10, 2 July 2012 diff hist +856‎ N Law:The Flúviâ Province "Restore Order" Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC25=== ====The Flúviâ Province "Restore Order" Act==== WHEREAS in January the Cosâ directed the inhabitants of Southwest Territory/Flúviâ Province (John Eiffler, J..."
• 02:0902:09, 2 July 2012 diff hist +883‎ N Law:The Court Order and Injunctions Amendment ‎ Created page with "===18RC23=== ====The Court Order and Injunctions Amendment==== WHEREAS the Cort is the final arbiter and protector of civil and human rights in the Kingdom of Talossa, and W..."
• 02:0802:08, 2 July 2012 diff hist +322‎ N Law:The Light Rail Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC24=== ====The Light Rail Act==== The Cosâ hereby appeals to the State of Wisconsin via our man in Madison, Dan Lorentz, to build a comprehensive Ligh Rail network in ..."
• 02:0802:08, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1‎ Law:The Negative Action Act ‎No edit summary
• 02:0702:07, 2 July 2012 diff hist +505‎ N Law:The Negative Action Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC22== ====The Negative Action Act==== Whereas the 4th Covenant mandates that "No discrimination or preferential treatment shall exist within the Kingdom Of Talossa on..."
• 02:0702:07, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,033‎ N Law:The Right to Bear Arms Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC21=== ====The Right to Bear Arms Act==== A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the members of a well-regulated militi..."
• 02:0602:06, 2 July 2012 diff hist +776‎ N Law:Un-named (18th Cosa) ‎ Created page with "===18RC19=== ====Un-named (18th Cosa)==== Resolved, that the Green Bay Packers are by far the most illustrious and successful team in all of recorded time, and Resolved, tha..."
• 02:0602:06, 2 July 2012 diff hist +460‎ N Law:The Judicial Fairness Amendment ‎ Created page with "===18RC16=== ====The Judicial Fairness Amendment==== Wherea the Uppermost Cort now can refuse to hear any case it chooses not to without explanation; and whereas that is ou..."
• 02:0502:05, 2 July 2012 diff hist +654‎ N Law:The Talossa-On-Line Study Committee Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC15=== ====The Talossa-On-Line Study Committee Act==== Whereas Talossa first entered the modern age (actually, even just the pre-modern age) when "Vote by Post" was est..."
• 02:0502:05, 2 July 2012 diff hist +950‎ N Law:The "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!" Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC12=== ====The "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!" Act==== Whereas Articles 34 and 35 of the Constituziun instruct the Secretary of State to make ballots available to part..."
• 02:0402:04, 2 July 2012 diff hist +367‎ N Law:The Anti-Multiple Personality Syndrome Amendment ‎ Created page with "===18RC10=== ====The Anti-Multiple Personality Syndrome Amendment==== The following text is hereby added to the end of Article 41 of the Constituziun: "Though members of the ..."
• 02:0402:04, 2 July 2012 diff hist +598‎ N Law:The Senior Justice Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC9=== ====The Senior Justice Act==== The Cosâ hereby confers the titles of "Senior" and "Associate" Justice upon members of the Uppermost Cort by amending the Consti..."
• 02:0302:03, 2 July 2012 diff hist +417‎ N Law:The "Send in the Jarheads!" Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC8=== ====The "Send in the Jarheads!" Act==== Talossa is sickened to the point of intolerance over the actions of the illegal military junta that currently enslaves Hai..."
• 02:0302:03, 2 July 2012 diff hist +433‎ N Law:The Propaganda Honesty Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC6=== ====The Propaganda Honesty Act==== All campaign literature issued by any individual or party must henceforth contain on said literature the name(s) of the write..."
• 02:0202:02, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1‎ Law:The Lawfully Obtain Amendment ‎ →‎18rc3
• 02:0202:02, 2 July 2012 diff hist +402‎ N Law:The Lawfully Obtain Amendment ‎ Created page with "===18rc3=== ====The Lawfully Obtain Amendment==== Whereas the Constituziun contains weird language regarding the obtaining of a copy of The History by incoming citizens whic..."
• 02:0202:02, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,087‎ N Law:The Be Kind to Animals and Other Living Things Act ‎ Created page with "===18RC1=== ====The Be Kind to Animals and Other Living Things Act==== In the last 20 yrs, the rhino count in Asia and Africa has declined from @100,000 to less than 10,000. ..."
• 01:5401:54, 2 July 2012 diff hist +161‎ Category:Pages that are probably some sort of mistake ‎No edit summary
• 01:5301:53, 2 July 2012 diff hist −45‎ Law:Digest of Laws ‎ →‎Acts of the 17th Cosa
• 01:5101:51, 2 July 2012 diff hist +832‎ N Law:The Whip His Ass Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC52=== ==== The Whip His Ass Act==== WHEREAS American juvenile delinquent Michael Fay, 18, has been properly and duly convicted of relentlessly and willfully committin..."
• 01:5101:51, 2 July 2012 diff hist +776‎ N Law:The Judicial Jumpstart Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC51=== ====The Judicial Jumpstart Act==== WHEREAS it is hard to get all three Cort justices together in one place at one time, and Whereas each Ustice has the requisit..."
• 01:5001:50, 2 July 2012 diff hist +702‎ N Law:The Official Spelling Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC50=== ====The Official Spelling Act==== WHEREAS since 1985 the official spelling of English in Talossa has been 'British' and Whereas not everyone in Talossa knows a..."
• 01:5001:50, 2 July 2012 diff hist +723‎ N Law:The Cézembre Supreme Directional Control Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC49=== ====The Cézembre Supreme Directional Control Act==== Whereas Frédéric Maugey, Patrick Matter, and Vincent and Guillaume Jacob--the entire RT citizen populatio..."
• 01:4901:49, 2 July 2012 diff hist +408‎ N Law:The New Bills May Not Be Presented at the Living Cosâ Amendment ‎ Created page with "===17RC47=== ====The New Bills May Not Be Presented at the Living Cosâ Amendment==== Whereas a literal reading of the first line in Art. 107 of the Constituziun makes it sou..."
• 01:4901:49, 2 July 2012 diff hist +851‎ N Law:The Mystery Science Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC44=== ====The Mystery Science Act==== Whereas at least three citizens--Eiffler, Madison, McGarry--are heavily involved in the global phenomenon of "Mystery Science ..."
• 01:4801:48, 2 July 2012 diff hist +774‎ N Law:The Progressive Musical Archive Wing Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC43=== ====The Progressive Musical Archive Wing Act==== The Cosâ confers upon John Eiffler the title of Associate Musical Archivist and designates his extenseive musi..."
• 01:4701:47, 2 July 2012 diff hist +2,785‎ N Law:Foreign Policy Statement Revision Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC42=== ====Foreign Policy Statement Revision Act==== INTRODUCTION: In March of 1990 the Cosâ, then under Leftist control, passed a so-called "Foreign Policy Statement" ..."
• 01:4601:46, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,058‎ N Law:The Anti-Anti-Nationalism Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC41=== ====The Anti-Anti-Nationalism Act==== In a law written by Dan Lorentz (LC4, 3/90), entitled Another Foreign Policy Statement, the Cosâ approved a bill which s..."
• 01:4601:46, 2 July 2012 diff hist +688‎ N Law:The Separate but Equal Doctrine ‎ Created page with "===17RC40=== ====The Separate but Equal Doctrine==== Whereas in a law designed primarily to trivialise the importance of the Armed Forces of the Kingdom, LC18 (9/92), the C..."
• 01:4501:45, 2 July 2012 diff hist +904‎ N Law:The Buy Krugerrands Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC39=== ====The Buy Krugerrands Act==== Whereas in a law of 8/23/86. the RT imposed snactions upon South Africa, demanding the release of ANC leader Nelson Mandela and..."
• 01:4501:45, 2 July 2012 diff hist +851‎ N Law:The Financial Compensation and AIR Abolishment Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC38=== ====The Financial Compensation and AIR Abolishment Act==== Whereas the Account of Inland Revenue at the UW Credit Union (our national treasury) has been stagnant..."
• 01:4401:44, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,257‎ N Law:Foreign Policy Initiative: Europe ‎ Created page with "===17RC36=== ====Foreign Policy Initiative: Europe==== The Cosâ hereby wishes to grant Talossan Moral Support to U.S. President Bill Clinton for his excellent recent trip ..."
• 01:4301:43, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,363‎ N Law:The Talossan National Musical Library ‎ Created page with "===17RC37=== ====The Talossan National Musical Library==== The Cosâ hereby confers upon John Jahn the official title of Talossa's National Musical Historian & Archivist. Hi..."
• 01:4201:42, 2 July 2012 diff hist +284‎ Law:The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act ‎ →‎The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act
• 01:4201:42, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1‎ Law:The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act ‎No edit summary
• 01:4101:41, 2 July 2012 diff hist +607‎ N Law:The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC35=== ====The Ban the Obnoxious Adolescent Idiots Act=== The Cosâ hereby calls upon the Law and Order Ministry to hunt down, arrest, and forever deport from all Talos..."
• 01:4101:41, 2 July 2012 diff hist +830‎ N Law:Un-named Bill (17th Cosa) ‎ Created page with "===17RC34=== ====Un-named Bill (17th Cosa)==== WHEREAS Talossa strives to be as progressive as possible, WHEREAS Talossa currently has no substantial policies regarding spac..."
• 01:4001:40, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,028‎ N Law:The Destruction of the Last Vestiges of Schneiderism Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC33=== ====The Destruction of the Last Vestiges of Schneiderism Act==== The Cosâ, in its "infinite wisdom," approved a Jack-authored bill (LC27, 10/91) that, in char..."
• 01:4001:40, 2 July 2012 diff hist +1,271‎ N Law:The Signing of the Oath Act ‎ Created page with "===17RC32=== ====The Signing of the Oath Act==== Whereas Talossa has a habit of linguistically-inept people become Prime Minister (witness painful bouts of Jahndeutsch and W..."