The Penguin Express
The Penguin Express is the only train service currently running in the territory of Péngöpäts, running from Union Station to the South Pole, and through stops in between. It runs twice a day on Mondays and once on all other days except for public holidays where it fails to run at all. The Penguin Express is the world's most unique train being composed of a conga of penguins pulling a makeshift sled made from a board of marine ply, seating one adult or six emperor penguins. It has a top speed of 0.2 miles per hour and a service speed of 0.16 miles per hour. Tickets can be purchased from the conductor at the station before boarding (it is advised to tip the conductor with some dead fish to avoid him getting into a foul mood). No luggage allowed.
Schedule
The Penguin Express ONE (South)
| Day | Departure Time | Arrival Time |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | 8:00 AM UTC | Who knows? |
| Monday | 8:00 PM UTC | Who knows? |
| Tuesday-Sunday | 12:00 PM UTC | Who knows? |
The Penguin Express TWO (The Other Direction.)
| Day | Departure Time | Arrival Time |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | 8:02 AM UTC | Who knows? |
| Monday | 8:02 PM UTC | Who knows? |
| Tuesday-Sunday | 12:02 PM UTC | Who knows? |
Status
The Penguin Express is currently DELAYED until further notice.