Statutory Law of Maricopa

The Statutory Law of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa is the record of binding laws passed by the Maricopa Cabana (the hottest spot north of Havana; in Talossan el Cleivi).

40CL1

40CL1: The Keep Asmour in Place Act / El Praxel per Guardarh Asmour sè Pläts

Appointment

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

3 — 0 — 0

Date: 4 August 2009/XXX

WHEREAS we have to do this once per term, and

WHEREAS the current Premieir is doing a damn good job,

THEREFORE S:reu Xhorxh Asmour is hereby continued in office for another term.

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TANDI QE noi fossent façarh acest viens temp in cadascu stancea, es

TANDI QE el Premieir corentic fäts ben,

PER ACEASTA RAZIUN S:reu Xhorxh Asmour isch perventüra continuat in l'óifisch per 'n altra stancea.

40CL2

40CL2: The Keep Hool in Place Amendment / L'Amendamaintsch per Guardarh Tepistà sè Pläts

Active

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun, Xhorxh Asmour

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

3 — 0 — 0

Date: 4 August 2009/XXX

WHEREAS the current text of Article 11 of the Constituziun reads: "The Governadeir-Xheneral is the representative of the King of Talossa, and as such, shall have veto power over all laws of the Cleivi. The Governadeir-Xheneral is appointed by the King, but must be a citizen of Maricopa, of at least one year pursuant to the Organic Law," and

WHEREAS the Sovereign Province of Maricopa has very few active citizens and thus should not prevent a citizen from another province who is active and competent from being Cunstaval,

THEREFORE the text of Article 11 is amended to read: "The Governadeir-Xheneral is the representative of the King of Talossa, and as such, shall have veto power over all laws of the Cleivi. The Governadeir-Xheneral is appointed by the King."

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TANDI QE el text corentic d'Artical 11 dal Cunstituziun zïa: "El Governadeir Xheneral isch el representanteu del Regeu da Talossa, es com'acest, tischa el pevarh da impidamaintsch över toct legeux del Cleivi. El Governadeir Xheneral isch apüntat par el Regeu mas fost estarh 'n citaxhien da Maricopa, da viens ar à mhíus eftir el Legeu Orgänic," es

TANDI QE la Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa tent solamint 'n po dels citaxhiens actíus es per aceasta raziun non fost previnçarh 'n citaxhien d'iensa altra Provinçù qi'st actïu es competint d'estarh el Cunstaval,

PER ACEASTA RAZIUN el text d'Artical 11 isch amendat per zirarh: "El Governadeir Xheneral isch el representanteu del Regeu da Talossa, es com'acest, tischa el pevarh da impidamaintsch över toct legeux del Cleivi. El Governadeir Xheneral isch apüntat par el Regeu."

Urent q'estadra sa: Xhorxh Asmour, Iustì Canun

41CL1

41CL1: The "We Don't Have Enough People!" Act

Appointment

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

1 — 0 — 0

Date: 11 June 2010/XXXI

WHEREAS Article 13 of the Constitution prohibits one person from holding more than one of the offices of Premieir, Governadeir-Xheneral, and Domnul-Senätsesc simultaneously without the Cleivi's consent, and

WHEREAS we don't have very many active citizens in our Otherwise Wonderful Province, and

WHEREAS the previous Premieir has renounced his citizenship,

THEREFORE Iustì Canun is hereby appointed Premieir of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa, upon ratification of this Act.

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TANDI QE Artical 13 dal Constituziun tradica qe viensa perziun tent pü qe viens dels óifischen del Premieir, del Governadeir-Xheneral, es del Domnul Senätsesc simuntanmint sanc el Cleivi sè consint, es

TANDI QE noi non tiennent forçeux citaxhiens actíus in ár Provinçù, qi'st Altramint Undervar, es

TANDI QE el Premieir previös tent renunçat sieu citaxhientà,

PAR ACEASTA RAZIUN Iustì Canun isch perventüra apüntat el Premieir dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa, sür la ratificaziun d'acest Praxel.

43CL1

43CL1: Referendum re: Fiôvâ Province

Referendum

Sponsored by: Iustì Canun

Approved by: Maricopa Cabana

2 — 0 — 0

Date: 14 March 2012/XXXIII

WHEREAS Reunision will soon be complete, and

WHEREAS this is excellent, but

WHEREAS the Chorto-Rodakine citizens need a Province, and

WHEREAS Maricopa has more cantons than active citizens,

THEREFORE it is hereby declared that the cantons of Buffonia and Frédéricville are hereby set aside to become part of the newly-constituted Fiova Province upon passage of legislation currently before the Republic's assembly.

FURTHERMORE the Constitution of the Province will be amended to remove references to these two cantons.

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TANDI QE la Rëuniziun bentopt serà compläts, es

TANDI QE acest isch request, mas

TANDI QE els Citaxhiens C'hortorodacheschti neceßent 'n Provinçù, es

TANDI QE Maricopa tent pü dels cantons qe els citaxhiens actíus,

PER ACEASTA RAZIUN c'e perventüra zesclarescu qe els cantons da Paliaçelia es Vilatx Freiric sint perventüra apartadas à zeviénarh 'n pärts dal Provinçù Fiôvâ nouamint costituada, sür la paßaziun da lexhislaziun qi'st corenticmint avant la Republica s'aßemblatx.

PETOSCH la Consituziun dal Provinçù serà amendada svo àð removarh els referencéux à'cestilor doua cantons.