Talossan Football League

The Talossan Football League is a sports league where league participants (owners) would compete their teams against the teams of other participants according to the Rules of Talossan Football, which distinctly resembles the game of chess while retaining elements of all forms of football games played worldwide.

Unfortunately, because of extenuating circumstances such as time constraints, monetary concerns, and above all, issues with location, a true game of Talossan Football has yet to be played. (Although, one might argue, all football games descend from the ancient football games of the Berbers, and thus, elements of Talossan Football are played every day.) Due to such circumstances, the League is currently played as a fantasy sports league, where participants (known as team managers) compete against other participants based on statistics generated by their team of real American football players from the National Football League (USA). The League, by and through its Commissioner, the National Gamemaster, continues to reserve the right to hold a true game of Talossan Football should the right planets align that allow them to do so.

2013 Season

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2012 Season

In a stunning 25 point game, the two-seeded Canards da Cézembre blew past the four-seeded Lydian Valkyries to win 2012 TFL Championship. Trailing close behind were the Pocket Aces, narrowly defeating the top seeded Voodoo Knights in a heated third place game.

Final Standings

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final                                (1) Voodoo Knights  93    (8) Schneiderian Steels  67    (1) Voodoo Knights  95      (4) Lydian Valkyries  130    (4) Lydian Valkyries  120    (5) Fiovă United  105    (4) Lydian Valkyries  119      (2) Canards da Cézembre  145  (3) Pocket Aces  141    (6) My Little Ponies  111    (3) Pocket Aces  113 Third place      (2) Canards da Cézembre  123    (2) Canards da Cézembre  117  (1) Voodoo Knights  114  (7) Maricopa Mareischais  80    (3) Pocket Aces  145

Standings Team 1st Canards da Cézembre 2nd Lydian Valkyries 3rd Pocket Aces 4th Voodoo Knights 5th Fiovă United 6th Maricopa Mareischais 7th Schneiderian Steels 8th My Little Ponies

Division Standings

Rank VIRT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Overall Percentage Division W-L-T Moves 2 Lydian Valkyries 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 8 3 Pocket Aces 9-5-0 .643 7-5-0 11 5 Fiovă United 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 32 8 My Little Ponies 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 20 10 Benito Beerswillers 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 7 11 Fighting Whippets 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 26 14 Solar Cold Rangers 2-12-0 .143 2-10-0 -

Rank FUNÇAT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Overall Percentage Division W-L-T Moves 1 Canards da Cézembre 9-4-1 .679 8-3-1 13 2 Voodoo Knights 10-4-0 .714 8-4-0 - 6 Maricopa Mareischals 8-6-0 .571 6-6-0 - 7 Schneiderian Steels 7-7-0 .550 6-6-0 14 9 Forcu Värschéu 6-7-1 .464 5-6-1 - 12 Mousers 6-8-0 .429 5-7-0 4 13 Hooligan s'Ereux 4-10-0 .286 3-9-0 25

Teams in italics clenched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won their respective divisions.

2011 Season

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Final Standings

Quarter-finals Semi-finals Final                                (1) Kangaroos  93    (8) Canards da Cézembre  67    (1) Kangaroos  95      (5) My Little Ponies  130    (4) Maricopa Warriors  120    (5) My Little Ponies  105    (5) My Little Ponies  119      (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  145  (3) Legitimate Bastards  141    (6) MAG's Marauders  111    (3) Legitimate Bastards  113 Third place      (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  123    (2) Fighting Whippets  117  (1) Kangaroos  114  (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  80    (3) Legitimate Bastards  145

Standings Team 1st My Little Ponies 2nd Hooligan s'Ereux 3rd Legitimate Bastards 4th Kangaroos 5th Maricopa Warriors 6th Fighting Whippets 7th MAG's Marauders 8th Canards da Cézembre

Division Standings

Rank VIRT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Overall Percentage Division W-L-T Moves 2 Lydian Valkyries 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 8 3 Pocket Aces 9-5-0 .643 7-5-0 11 5 Fiovă United 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 32 8 My Little Ponies 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 20 10 Benito Beerswillers 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 7 11 Fighting Whippets 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 26 14 Solar Cold Rangers 2-12-0 .143 2-10-0 -

Rank FUNÇAT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Overall Percentage Division W-L-T Moves 1 Canards da Cézembre 9-4-1 .679 8-3-1 13 2 Voodoo Knights 10-4-0 .714 8-4-0 - 6 Maricopa Mareischals 8-6-0 .571 6-6-0 - 7 Schneiderian Steels 7-7-0 .550 6-6-0 14 9 Forcu Värschéu 6-7-1 .464 5-6-1 - 12 Mousers 6-8-0 .429 5-7-0 4 13 Hooligan s'Ereux 4-10-0 .286 3-9-0 25

Teams in italics clenched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won their respective divisions.