Talossan Football League

The Talossan Football League is a sports league where league participants (owners) would compete their teams against the teams of other participants according to the Rules of Talossan Football, which distinctly resembles the game of chess while retaining elements of all forms of football games played worldwide.

Unfortunately, because of extenuating circumstances such as time constraints, monetary concerns, and above all, issues with location, a true game of Talossan Football has yet to be played. (Although, one might argue, all football games descend from the ancient football games of the Berbers, and thus, elements of Talossan Football are played every day.) Due to such circumstances, the League is currently played as a fantasy sports league, where participants (known as team managers) compete against other participants based on statistics generated by their team of real American football players from the National Football League (USA). The League, by and through its Commissioner, the National Gamemaster, continues to reserve the right to hold a true game of Talossan Football should the right planets align that allow them to do so.

Fantasy Football league competition has been held in the Kingdom of Talossa continually since 2006 (and maybe discontinuously before then). Results from the most recent seasons are shown below.

2013 Season

--This Season is currently being played, and standings may change periodically.--

Playoff Bracket

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final                                (1) Fiôvâ United       (8) Maricopa Mareischais                         (4) Canards da Cezembre       (5) Flagstaff WereRats                       (3) Fighting Whippets       (6) The Royal We            Third place              (2) Hooligan s'Ereux           (7) Benito BrainBreakers

Standings Team 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th

Regular Season Standings

Rank VIRT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Points For Division W-L-T Moves 1 Fiôvâ United 10-2-0 1414 8-2-0 55 3 Fighting Whippets 9-3-0 1249 7-3-0 4 5 Flagstaff WereRats 7-5-0 1115 6-5-0 18 6 The Royal We 6-6-0 1187 6-5-0 14 9 Pocket Aces 5-7-0 973 4-6-0 - 11 Lorentzio Ravens 4-8-0 958 3-7-0 - 14 Benito Beerswillers 2-10-0 836 2-8-0 -

Rank FUNÇAT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Points For Division W-L-T Moves 2 Hooligan s'Ereux 9-3-0 1348 8-2-0 14 4 Canards da Cezembre 9-3-0 1208 8-2-0 17 7 Benito BrainBreakers 6-6-0 1162 5-6-0 21 8 Maricopa Mareischais 6-6-0 1001 6-4-0 2 10 Benito Bombers 5-7-0 894 4-6-0 - 12 Schneiderian Steels 3-9-0 1058 3-8-0 - 13 Fiôvâ City 3-9-0 957 2-8-0 -

Teams in italics clinched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won their respective divisions.

2012 Season

In a stunning 25 point game, the two-seeded Canards da Cézembre blew past the four-seeded Lydian Valkyries to win 2012 TFL Championship. Trailing close behind were the Pocket Aces, narrowly defeating the top seeded Voodoo Knights in a heated third place game.

Final Standings

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final                                (1) Voodoo Knights  93    (8) Schneiderian Steels  67    (1) Voodoo Knights  95      (4) Lydian Valkyries  130    (4) Lydian Valkyries  120    (5) Fiovă United  105    (4) Lydian Valkyries  119      (2) Canards da Cézembre  145  (3) Pocket Aces  141    (6) My Little Ponies  111    (3) Pocket Aces  113 Third place      (2) Canards da Cézembre  123    (2) Canards da Cézembre  117  (1) Voodoo Knights  114  (7) Maricopa Mareischais  80    (3) Pocket Aces  145

Standings Team 1st Canards da Cézembre 2nd Lydian Valkyries 3rd Pocket Aces 4th Voodoo Knights 5th Fiovă United 6th Maricopa Mareischais 7th Schneiderian Steels 8th My Little Ponies

Regular Season Standings

Rank VIRT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Overall Percentage Division W-L-T Moves 2 Lydian Valkyries 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 8 3 Pocket Aces 9-5-0 .643 7-5-0 11 5 Fiovă United 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 32 8 My Little Ponies 8-6-0 .571 7-5-0 20 10 Benito Beerswillers 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 7 11 Fighting Whippets 6-8-0 .429 6-6-0 26 14 Solar Cold Rangers 2-12-0 .143 2-10-0 -

Rank FUNÇAT Ziviçaziun Overall W-L-T Overall Percentage Division W-L-T Moves 1 Canards da Cézembre 9-4-1 .679 8-3-1 13 4 Voodoo Knights 10-4-0 .714 8-4-0 - 6 Maricopa Mareischals 8-6-0 .571 6-6-0 - 7 Schneiderian Steels 7-7-0 .550 6-6-0 14 9 Forcu Värschéu 6-7-1 .464 5-6-1 - 12 Mousers 6-8-0 .429 5-7-0 4 13 Hooligan s'Ereux 4-10-0 .286 3-9-0 25

Teams in italics clinched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won their respective divisions.

2011 Season

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Final Standings

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final                                (1) Kangaroos  96    (8) Canards da Cézembre  88    (1) Kangaroos  102      (5) My Little Ponies  128    (4) Maricopa Warriors  91    (5) My Little Ponies  147    (5) My Little Ponies  168      (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  111  (3) Legitimate Bastards  99    (6) MAG's Marauders  95    (3) Legitimate Bastards  106 Third place      (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  116    (2) Fighting Whippets  105  (1) Kangaroos  85  (7) Hooligan s'Ereux  133    (3) Legitimate Bastards  86

Standings Team 1st My Little Ponies 2nd Hooligan s'Ereux 3rd Legitimate Bastards 4th Kangaroos 5th Maricopa Warriors 6th Fighting Whippets 7th MAG's Marauders 8th Canards da Cézembre

Regular Season Standings

Rank	2012 Talossan Football League	Overall W-L-T	Overall Percentage	Moves
5	My Little Ponies	8-6-0	.571	26
7	Hooligan s'Ereux	6-8-0	.429	46
3	Legitimate Bastards	10-4-0	.714	19
1	Kangaroos	11-2-1	.821	-
4	Maricopa Warriors	9-5-0	.643	27
2	Fighting Whippets	10-4-0	.714	18
6	MAG's Marauders	7-6-1	.536	8
8	Canards da Cézembre	6-8-0	.429	14
9	Forcu Värschéu	6-8-0	.429	3
10	Benito Beerswillers	5-9-0	.357	16
11	Verdù del Tapitz	4-10-0	.286	-
12	Voodoo Knights	1-13-0	.071	1

Teams in italics clenched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won the regular season.

Note: Due to a technical error with Yahoo!, the default order for this table is the final standings order.

2010 Season

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Final Standings

Quarterfinals Semifinals Final                                (1) Hooligan s'Ereux       Bye       (1) Hooligan s'Ereux  158      (4) Verdù del Tapitz  87    (4) Verdù del Tapitz  114    (5) My Little Ponies  110    (1) Hooligan s'Ereux  100      (2) Askari Sight  188  (3) Fighting Whippets  76    (6) Canards da Cézembre  134    (6) Canards da Cézembre  85 Third place      (2) Askari Sight  97    (2) Askari Sight     (4) Verdù del Tapitz  68  Bye       (6) Canards da Cézembre  81

Standings Team 1st Askari Sight 2nd Hooligan s'Ereux 3rd Canards da Cézembre 4th Verdù del Tapitz 5th Fighting Whippets 6th My Little Ponies

Regular Season Standings

Rank	2012 Talossan Football League	Overall W-L-T	Overall Percentage	Moves
2	Askari Sight	8-4-0	.667	11
1	Hooligan s'Ereux	9-3-0	.750	33
6	Canards da Cézembre	4-8-0	.333	11
4	Verdù del Tapitz	8-4-0	.667	-
3	Fighting Whippets	8-4-0	.667	18
5	My Little Ponies	4-8-0	.333	21
8	Suorsch Parfäts	3-9-0	.250	-
7	Legitimate Bastards	4-8-0	.333	12

Teams in italics clinched a playoff birth. Teams in bold won the regular season.

Note: Due to a technical error with Yahoo!, the default order for this table is the final standings order.