Statutory Law of Maricopa
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The Statutory Law of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa is the record of binding laws passed by the Maricopa Cabana (the hottest spot north of Havana; in Talossan el Cleivi).
| Code | Resolution | Date | Status | Approved by |
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| Constitution of Maricopa (text) | 2009/XXX-11-22 | IN FORCE | Referendum
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| Proclamation of Constitution of Maricopa | 2010/XXXI-1-26 | IN FORCE |  HM the King
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| 40CL1 | The Keep Asmour in Place Act /
El Praxel per Guardarh Asmour sè Pläts |
2009/XXX-4-8 | Expired | Maricopa Cabana |
| 40CL2 | The Keep Hool in Place Amendment /
L'Amendamaintsch per Guardarh Tepistà sè Pläts |
2009/XXX-4-8 | EPHEMERAL | Maricopa Cabana |
| 41CL1 | The "We Don't Have Enough People!" Act | 2010/XXXI-11-6 | IN FORCE | Maricopa Cabana |
| 43CL1 | Referendum re: Fiôvâ Province | 2012/XXXIII-14-3 | EPHEMERAL | Maricopa Cabana |
| 43CL1 | Referendum: The Maricopan Capital Constitutional Amendment Act | 2013/XXXIV-4-14 | IN FORCE | Maricopa Cabana |
| 44CL1 | The Recognition of Poker Tournament Act | 2012/XXXIII-10-31 | EPHEMERAL | Maricopa Cabana |
| 44CL2 | The Hammurabi Act | 2012/XXXIII-11-25 | IN FORCE | Maricopa Cabana |
| 44CL3 | The By Any Other Name Act | 2013/XXXIV-2-17 | IN FORCE | Maricopa Cabana |
| 46CL1 | The Maricopans Are an Honorable People Act | 2014/XXXV-4-8 | IN FORCE | Maricopa Cabana |
40CL1
40CL1: The Keep Asmour in Place Act / El Praxel per Guardarh Asmour sè Pläts
| Appointment |
Sponsored by: Iustì Canun |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
 3 —  0 —  0
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| Date: 4 August 2009/XXX |
WHEREAS we have to do this once per term, and
WHEREAS the current Premieir is doing a damn good job,
THEREFORE S:reu Xhorxh Asmour is hereby continued in office for another term.
TANDI QE noi fossent façarh acest viens temp in cadascu stancea, es
TANDI QE el Premieir corentic fäts ben,
PER ACEASTA RAZIUN S:reu Xhorxh Asmour isch perventüra continuat in l'óifisch per 'n altra stancea.
40CL2
40CL2: The Keep Hool in Place Amendment / L'Amendamaintsch per Guardarh Tepistà sè Pläts
| Active |
Sponsored by: Iustì Canun, Xhorxh Asmour |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
| 3 — 0 — 0
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| Date: 4 August 2009/XXX |
WHEREAS the current text of Article 11 of the Constituziun reads: "The Governadeir-Xheneral is the representative of the King of Talossa, and as such, shall have veto power over all laws of the Cleivi. The Governadeir-Xheneral is appointed by the King, but must be a citizen of Maricopa, of at least one year pursuant to the Organic Law," and
WHEREAS the Sovereign Province of Maricopa has very few active citizens and thus should not prevent a citizen from another province who is active and competent from being Cunstaval,
THEREFORE the text of Article 11 is amended to read: "The Governadeir-Xheneral is the representative of the King of Talossa, and as such, shall have veto power over all laws of the Cleivi. The Governadeir-Xheneral is appointed by the King."
TANDI QE el text corentic d'Artical 11 dal Cunstituziun zïa: "El Governadeir Xheneral isch el representanteu del Regeu da Talossa, es com'acest, tischa el pevarh da impidamaintsch över toct legeux del Cleivi. El Governadeir Xheneral isch apüntat par el Regeu mas fost estarh 'n citaxhien da Maricopa, da viens ar à mhíus eftir el Legeu Orgänic," es
TANDI QE la Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa tent solamint 'n po dels citaxhiens actíus es per aceasta raziun non fost previnçarh 'n citaxhien d'iensa altra Provinçù qi'st actïu es competint d'estarh el Cunstaval,
PER ACEASTA RAZIUN el text d'Artical 11 isch amendat per zirarh: "El Governadeir Xheneral isch el representanteu del Regeu da Talossa, es com'acest, tischa el pevarh da impidamaintsch över toct legeux del Cleivi. El Governadeir Xheneral isch apüntat par el Regeu."
Urent q'estadra sa: Xhorxh Asmour, Iustì Canun
41CL1
41CL1: The "We Don't Have Enough People!" Act
| Appointment |
Sponsored by: Iustì Canun |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
| 1 — 0 — 0
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| Date: 11 June 2010/XXXI |
WHEREAS Article 13 of the Constitution prohibits one person from holding more than one of the offices of Premieir, Governadeir-Xheneral, and Domnul-Senätsesc simultaneously without the Cleivi's consent, and
WHEREAS we don't have very many active citizens in our Otherwise Wonderful Province, and
WHEREAS the previous Premieir has renounced his citizenship,
THEREFORE Iustì Canun is hereby appointed Premieir of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa, upon ratification of this Act.
TANDI QE Artical 13 dal Constituziun tradica qe viensa perziun tent pü qe viens dels óifischen del Premieir, del Governadeir-Xheneral, es del Domnul Senätsesc simuntanmint sanc el Cleivi sè consint, es
TANDI QE noi non tiennent forçeux citaxhiens actíus in ár Provinçù, qi'st Altramint Undervar, es
TANDI QE el Premieir previös tent renunçat sieu citaxhientà,
PAR ACEASTA RAZIUN Iustì Canun isch perventüra apüntat el Premieir dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa, sür la ratificaziun d'acest Praxel.
43CL1
43CL1: Referendum re: Fiôvâ Province
| Referendum |
Sponsored by: Iustì Canun |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
| 2 — 0 — 0
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| Date: 14 March 2012/XXXIII |
WHEREAS Reunision will soon be complete, and
WHEREAS this is excellent, but
WHEREAS the Chorto-Rodakine citizens need a Province, and
WHEREAS Maricopa has more cantons than active citizens,
THEREFORE it is hereby declared that the cantons of Buffonia and Frédéricville are hereby set aside to become part of the newly-constituted Fiova Province upon passage of legislation currently before the Republic's assembly.
FURTHERMORE the Constitution of the Province will be amended to remove references to these two cantons.
TANDI QE la Rëuniziun bentopt serà compläts, es
TANDI QE acest isch request, mas
TANDI QE els Citaxhiens C'hortorodacheschti neceßent 'n Provinçù, es
TANDI QE Maricopa tent pü dels cantons qe els citaxhiens actíus,
PER ACEASTA RAZIUN c'e perventüra zesclarescu qe els cantons da Paliaçelia es Vilatx Freiric sint perventüra apartadas à zeviénarh 'n pärts dal Provinçù Fiôvâ nouamint costituada, sür la paßaziun da lexhislaziun qi'st corenticmint avant la Republica s'aßemblatx.
PETOSCH la Consituziun dal Provinçù serà amendada svo àð removarh els referencéux à'cestilor doua cantons.
44CL1
44CL1: Recognition of Poker Tournament Winner Act
| Active |
Sponsored by: Dien Tresplet |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
| 4 — 0 — 0
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| Date: 31 October 2012/XXXIII |
WHEREAS, The province of Maricopa just held its first ever Poker Tournament, and
WHEREAS, Cunstaval Baron Hooligan was kind enough to lend his face to have a pecan pie thrown at it by the winner, and
WHEREAS, Poker is a great way to increase provincial activity, and
WHEREAS, The real intention is to develop Maricopa into the future Poker Capital of the World, hopefully overtaking Las Vegas, but at least Biloxi, Mississippi, and
WHEREAS, The three of us who played this first game had a good time, and
WHEREAS, Benitian Vitxalmour Conductour beat out myself with a Five of Diamonds and a Jack of Spades to Dien Tresplet's Six of Diamonds and Queen of Clubs, getting a flush on the river, and
WHEREAS, We should recognize his win, even though he is a Benitian, now,
THEREFORE, be it resolved that we, the Cabana, congratulate Vitxalmour Conductour for winning the First Annual Maricopan Poker Tournament!
FURTHERMORE, be it resolved that Vitxalmour and the province of Benito should enjoy being the Champions while they can because the Maricopans will have the win and reclaim ourselves next year.
TANDI QE, la provinçù da Maricopa viens da holdarh sieu prüm Tornamaintsch da Poker, es
TANDI QE, el Cunstaval, el Baron Tepistà, esteva aßei cüf à prestarh sieu faça, à qet el gagnheir povadra xhetarh 'n crust pecan, es
TANDI QE, el Poker isch 'n vej grült per cauçarh l'actività in la provinçù à grültiçarh, es
TANDI QE, l'intenziun vräts isch à cambiarh Maricopa àl Capital Mondial da Poker in fütür, es ideamint àð üpernicarh Las Vegas, mas à mhíus Biloxi, Mississippi, es
TANDI QE, els tres dad üns qe xhuevent aceasta xhu prüma petrechevent, es
TANDI QE, el Benitan, Vitxalmour Conductour vintscheva da Simca da Diamants es Lançeir da Vesc'has, es Dien Tresplet sè Sex da Diamants es Rexhina da Treflas, es becomev'iens flusch sür la fiova, es
TANDI QE, noi fossent reconéiçarh sieu victoria, ívenðo o isch 'n Benitan, nun,
PER ACEASTA RAZIUN, ¡q'estadra resolvescu qe noi, el Cleivi, gratülescharh Vitxalmour Conductour, per sieu victoria in el Prüm Tornamaintsch Aresc Maricopan da Poker!
PETOSCH, q'estadra resolvescu qe Vitxalmour es la provinçù da Benito fossent enxhoiarh estind els ceampiuns quand os povent parç q'els Maricopas gagnarhent es ridentarh-se in l'anneu próxim.
Noi urent q'estadra sa: Dien Tresplet (C-3PO "King") Béneditsch Ardpresteir Txec Róibeard Nordselva
44CL2
44CL2: The Hammurabi Act
| Active |
Sponsored by: Iustì Canun |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
| 4 — 1 — 1
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| Date: 25 November 2012/XXXIII |
WHEREAS there is presently no provincial official charged with keeping track of the Acts and Amendments passed by the Maricopan Cleivi, and
WHEREAS we really ought to have such an official,
THEREFORE the position of Provincial Secretary is created, and charged with maintaining the Maricopan Digest of Laws, and
FURTHERMORE the Premieir is hereby empowered to appoint and dismiss the Provincial Secretary at the Premieir's discretion.
Uréu q'estadra sa: S:reu Iustì Canun, UrGP (Premieir)
44CL3
44CL3: The By Any Other Name Act
| Active |
Sponsored by: Iustì Canun |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
| 3 — 0 — 0
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| Date: 17 February 2013/XXXIV |
WHEREAS there exist smaller divisions than Cantons within the Province (i.e. Parishes and Townships), and
WHEREAS none of these smaller divisions yet have names, and
WHEREAS, following Reunision, the place that used to be our Provincial Capitol is now in Fiôvâ,
THEREFORE the following names for the 11 Parishes of Maricopa are hereby designated by law:
In the Canton of Ovestia, or in English, Wesernia: The name Pleiv Ian Minet (Eng. John Minot Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs southeast along North Farwell Avenue from its intersection with Brady Street, turning north at the intersection with North Franklin Place, then east along East Pleasant Street to North Astor Street, then north to Brady Street, following it east back to the intersection with North Farwell Avenue. The name Pleiv Freiric Corïu (Eng. Frédéric Maugey Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border follows North Franklin Place south from its intersection with East Pleasant Street to North Prospect Avenue, following Prospect southwest to East Juneau Avenue, then east along Juneau to turn north onto North Astor Street, following Astor to its intersection with East Pleasant Street, which it follows east back to North Franklin Place.
In the Canton of Zuerieiria, or in English, Murphysboro: The name Pleiv Caß (Eng. Cass Parish) is assigned to the parish whose borders are defined by the quadrilateral formed by East Brady Street, North Astor Street, North Van Buren Street, and East Lyon Street. The name Pleiv Solomò Xhuno (Eng. Solomon Juneau Parish) is assigned to the parish lying within the quadrilateral formed by East Lyon Street, North Aster Street, East Juneau Street, and North Van Buren Street.
In the Canton of Taglheiria, or in English, Schneideria: The name Pleiv C'hav Beat (Eng. Bud Selig Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south from the River along North Humboldt Avenue, turns east onto East Brady Street, following Brady east to North Warren Avenue, which it follows north until it becomes East Boylston Street, then along the Caesar Park walking path to the River, which forms the northern border of the parish. The name Pleiv Val Moritz (Eng. Dale Morris Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south from the River along North Humboldt Avenue, turning west onto East Brady Street, following Brady to North Astor Street, Astor north to East Land Place, then Land west to North Marshall Street, which it follows south to East Hamilton Street, Hamilton west to North Cass Street, Cass south to East Pearson Street, following Pearson west to North Water Street, Water southwest to North Van Buren Street, then northwest along Van Buren to the River, which forms its north border. The name Pleiv Iustì Canun (Eng. Iustì Canun Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south along Van Buren Street from its intersection with North Water Street, turns east to follow East Brady Street to North Astor Street, which it follows north to East Land Place, then Land west to North Marshall Street, which it follows south to East Hamilton Street, Hamilton west to North Cass Street, Cass south to East Pearson Street, following Pearson west to North Water Street, Water southwest its intersection with North Van Buren Street.
In the Canton of Sandadia, or in English, Prachelion: The name Pleiv Cresti Siervicül (Eng. Cresti Siervicül Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs south from the River along Van Buren Street, turns west onto East Lyon Street, which it follows to North Milwaukee Street, then to North Water Street, following Water northeast to East Pleasant Street, following Pleasant to the River, which forms its northwestern border. The name Pleiv Dixhet Ischpirabuerg (Eng. Gary Schwichtenberg Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border follows East Pleasant Street southeast from the River to North Water Street, which it follows southwest to East Lyon Street, turning to the east and following Lyon to North Van Buren Street, which it follows south to turn west along East Ogden Avenue, following Ogden to North Broadwat Street, Broadway south to East Knapp Street, then north along North Water Street to East Cherry Street, which it follows to the River, which forms its northwestern border. The name Pleiv Tomás Paliaçéu (Eng. Tom Buffone Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs from the intersection of East Ogden Avenue and North Van Buren Street, south along Van Buren to East Juneau Ave, west along Juneau to North Milwaukee, then north to East Knapp Street, east to North Broadway Street, and north to East Odgen Avenue, running along Ogden back to North Van Buren Street. The name Pleiv Capital (Eng. Capital Parish) is assigned to the parish whose border runs from the River east along East Juneau Avenue to North Milwaukee Street, north along Milwaukee to East Knapp Street, west to North Water Street, and north to East Cherry Street, following it to the River, which forms its western border.
FURTHERMORE the Capitol of the Province is hereby designated Casa Lupulardit (Eng. Stolfi House), located at 1200 North Broadway Street.
Uréu q'estadra sa: S:reu Iustì Canun, UrGP, Premieir dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa.
46CL1
46CL1: The Maricopans Are an Honorable People Act
| Active |
Sponsored by: Txec Róibeard Nordselva |
Approved by: Maricopa Cabana |
| 4 — 0 — 0
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| Date: 8 April 2014/XXXV |
WHEREAS there is no current method, other than via proclamation, of honoring our citizens, and;
WHEREAS there really should be something in place, and;
WHEREAS let's do something about that;
THEREFORE let it be resolved by the Cabana that the following provincial law shall be enacted:
We, the people of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa, do hereby create the Order of the Sovereign Province of Maricopa (Urderi dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa). Members of the Order shall be chosen by the Cunstaval, on the advice of the Premieir, via Proclamation. Members shall be entitled to bear the post nominal letters O.SPM or U.PSM. signifying their membership in the Order. The Premieir shall sit ex officio as Chancellor of the Order.
Uréu q'estadra sa:
D:r Txec dal Nordselva, Premieir dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa
Referenda
44R2: The Maricopan Capital Constitutional Amendment Act
| Active |
Sponsored by: Txec Róibeard Nordselva |
Approved by: Maricopa Referendum |
| 6 — 0 — 0
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| Date: 14 April 2013/XXXIV |
'WHEREAS' in the Consitution of Maricopa, Article 4 the capital of Maricopa is designated as Arditescubuerg
and 'WHEREAS' there has been great discussion among Maricopans about the name and location of the said capital
and 'WHEREAS' it makes no sense for the constitution to specify a capital name
'BE IT RESOLVED' that Article 4 be amended to read:
The capital of the Province is Arditescubuerg (in English, McGarriton), after the province’s first Governor-General. shall be designated by statute.
'FURTHERMORE' the Cabana shall put this amendment before the citizens of Maricopa in a referendum.
Uréu q'estadra sa: Txec Nordselva