Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál

Achievement of the Royal Zuávs

Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál (pronounced [əɫs̚ zuˈavz‿dɐ ɫɐɬtɐˈhaɫ red͡ʒiˈtaɫ] or [əws̚ zuˈavz‿ðɐ ɫɐɬˈtaw red͡ʒiˈtaw])(The Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard) is an agency of the Ministry of Defence dedicated to "creating, propagating, and promoting interesting creative and practical work of a Talossan nature." Members of the Zuávs earn "real ranks for real achievement," as promotion is only possible through "creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture." It is the largest Talossan organization and one of the most successful. It has historically been the elite cultural force of the Kingdom.

Els Zuávs are studiously apolitical. While they are the "royal bodyguard," the unofficial motto of els Zuávs is "Dare something worthy," a nod to the Talossan Republican tradition. Further, no cultural works intended for directly political promotion of a party are considered. The overall goal is to provide a place where new and established citizens can do fun things, separate from politics and with some friendly nudging and guidance.

Exhibitions

Advancement in els Zuávs may come through "exhibitions" of virtually any significant cultural work. This might traditionally include acts of creation, such as translating something into el glheþ or creating posters, but it also may include works of technical or social skill. Anyone with any sort of skills (or simply enthusiasm) can find a way to serve their country in els Zuávs. Sample exhibitions which can lead to advancement include:

• translating a poem or story
• creating and populating a new category of articles on the wiki (not a single article, sorry!)
• recording a Talossan song
• making a suite of promotional posters to encourage people to immigrate
• conducting a well-organized public opinion poll
• creating a new website to promote some aspect of our language or culture
• publishing a significant body of opinion columns in a magazine or newspaper (generally five of significant length would be a reasonable tranche)
• editing and presenting a full edition(s) of a magazine or newspaper (generally consisting of five articles or columns in total)
• arranging or giving a promotional interview in another country's media regarding Talossa
• a set of articles examining different aspects of Talossan history
• or significant advertising in five or more places about the wonders of Talossa.

Officers in els Zuávs will often have a variety of projects in mind that need assistance, so joining the organization is a great way to get involved in Talossa.

Current Ranks

Citizen	Rank	Exhibitions	Link
Bentxamì Puntmasleu	Private
Iac Marscheir	Private
Bråneu Excelsio	Private	Currently serving as Minister of Defence.
Eiric Börnatfiglheu	Private	Former Captain of the Zouaves.
Barclamïu da Miéletz	Private Second Class	Designing of Talossan Road Signs and publishing them as a Handbook.	1
Magniloqueu Épiqeu da Lhiun	Private Second Class	A technical paper detailing linguistic possibilities for military translation, formally prepared for publication.
þerxh Sant-Enogat	Private Second Class	Creating and doing the Euro Haxh 2023	1
Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial	Private First Class	The reorganization of SIGN, complete with new rules and recommendations. Design of set of Talossan-themed playing cards.	2
Glüc da Dhi	Private First Class	Development of the Talossan Cycling Association Tour 2022. Development of the Talossan Cycling Association Tour 2023.	1, 2.
Danihel Txechescu	Private First Class	The restoration of L'Översteir. Restoration of Wittenberg after a major technical collapse (Wittcalypse).	2.
Breneir Tzaracomprada	Private First Class	Publishing the Talossan Book of Cuisine Vol. 2. Publishing the Talossan Book of Cuisine, Vol 3. Regularly creating content for Fora Talossa, available for the world to see.	1,23.
Ian Plätschisch	Private First Class	Volume VII and III of La S'chinteia. Talossan Music Top 20, 2022. Talossan Music Top 20, 2023.	1
Iason Bitxichë Taiwos	Private First Class	Development of Cjováni culture. Creating and making available for sale TalossaWare merchandise again. Publishing Lexicon of the Cjováni. Openin up a Talossan Embassy in Salem, Ohio.	3. [1]
Mic'haglh Autófil	Specialist	Establishing the Aßociù da Futbol Talossan 2023.	1.
Txec Róibeard Nordselva	Captain	Currently the Captain of the Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard since October 31, 2020.	1.

Ranks and Requirements

The official schedule of ranks and the requirements for advancement are given as follows:

Enlisted Ranks

Private

All enlistees begin with the rank of Private. While this may seem humble, it serves as an immediate notice that you intend to improve your country in a real way. Few Talossans can say as much.

Private Second Class

Promotion to Private Second Class (PSC) is predicated on any single good-faith exhibition of creation, contribution, promotion, or preservation of Talossan culture. For example, translating a single poem, creating and populating a new category of articles on the wiki, recording a single Talossan song, making a suite of promotional posters, or similar activities would each be sufficient to merit promotion. Activities unrelated to culture, such as writing laws, will not ordinarily be considered as justification for promotion. Failed attempts will also not merit consideration.

Private First Class

Promotion to Private First Class (PFC) requires two exhibitions of a similar calibre. They may each be of the same nature, or they may be varied among many avenues, as the Zuáv pleases.

Specialist

Five approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Specialist (SPC). Despite the title of the rank, there is in fact no requirement to specialize in any particular field of achievement. However, should a Specialist so request, they might be recognized as an expert in one particular regard.

Corporal

Ten approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Corporal (CPL).

Sergeant

Twenty five approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Sergeant (SGT). All sergeants must, further, pass the Sergeant’s Exam, a language exam focused on Talossan English phrases to be customarily used. It is expected that you will consistently employ these phrases in the place of their English equivalents when socially appropriate. The Exam may be retaken as many times as necessary, but promotion to Sergeant will not be considered without a passing grade.

Sergeant First Class

Forty approved exhibitions are necessary for promotion to the rank of Sergeant First Class (SFC)

Master Sergeant

The highest enlisted rank may be reached after fifty approved exhibitions. An enlisted Zuáv at this rank will have made a lasting and distinct impression on Talossan culture; their place in Talossan history is assured. This is not an exaggeration. Only a score of people in Talossan history have ever reached this level of achievement.

Officer Ranks

Second Lieutenant

Officers in the Zuávs are expected to help administer the organization, and will be assigned tasks as necessary. These tasks will generally be supervisory in nature. Master Sergeants who wish to advance to Second Lieutenant (SLT) must pass the Officer’s Exam, a basic language exam focused on brief conversational Talossan, before they are eligible.

First Lieutenant

An SLT who excels at their position will be promoted to First Lieutenant (FLT).

Captain

The Captain of the Zouaves (El Capitán da l'Altahál) is the Commander of the Zouaves and receives the rank upon appointment of the Minister of Defence.

The current Captain is Txec dal Nordselva, appointed to the post on October 31, 2020.

History

Els Zuávs was created in November 2007/XXVIII (via statutory law 36RZ7), was intended as a land-based force, primarily charged with the protection of the Royal Family, but also operating as Talossa's "army." These duties were meant in the same tongue-in-cheek way as the rest of the Talossan military, and no one ever actually undertook any of their "duties." Members of the Zuávs were similarly supposed to outfit themselves, among other attire, in voluminous trousers; twelve-foot long woolen sashes; white canvas leggings; leather greaves; white gloves, and a tasseled fez. Further, they were charged, as far as was practical, with growing an enormous moustache -- again, all meant as a joking reference to the fact that Talossa had no need of a real military and so it was all play-acting. The official approved improvised weapon of the Zuávs was the bedpost (as specified by statutory law 38RZ18), which members of the Zuávs were intended to use in ceremonial exhibition drill exercises and competitions.

In 2019/XL, the organization was reformed and redirected to a new purpose as a cultural force.