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This page is maintained under the authority
of the Royal Governor's Office.
Make no unauthorized changes.

This is the official Péngöpäts territorial government portal. Any unauthorized edits to this page are not very nice.
Return to the Péngöpäts main page.

The Royal Governor's Mansion

Government Links

To leave a message for the Royal Governor, please click here.
...And yes, some of these links below will eventually become clickable.

For Non-Residents

To inquire information on vacation planning from the Royal Péngöpäts Chamber of Commerce, please click here.
To inquire about obtaining a permit for scientific study and research in Péngöpäts, please click here.
To inquire information about immigration to Péngöpäts, please click here.
To view immigration archives, please click here.
To obtain tickets for the Royal Péngöpäts Heavy Opera Company, please click here.
To obtain seats in this year's Ice Flats 200, please click here. (Time is running out--we need the bleachers carved out of the ice ASAP!)

For Residents (or anyone else)

To access The Péngöpäts Times, the only newspaper concerning events solely affecting Péngöpäts, please click here
For train status and schedules, click here.
For the current weather forecast for Péngöpäts, please click here.
To report a crime, please contact the Péngöpäts crime stoppers at this link.
For a listing of free veterinary clinics for residents of Péngöpäts, please click here.
To sign up to race in this year's Ice Flats 200, please click here.

Official Announcements from the Desk of the Governor

Inactivity by the Royal Governor's Office

The Royal Governor Makes Another Empty Promise

The Governor has announced today that he will eventually get around to becoming more active with publishing press releases. Speaking to no one in particular, he remarked, "This one doesn't count."

Munditenens Tresplet
Governor of Péngöpäts

View past press releases.

Gubernatorial Decrees

MTPGD1 -- Issuing a full pardon for any and all felonious or otherwise bad acts that may or may not have been committed by Munditenens Tresplet on the date of May 12th, 2000. -- DECREED JULY 9th, 2012/XXXIII. AMENDED July 12th, 2012/XXXIII.
MTPGD2 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Éovart Grischun. -- DECREED JULY 21st, 2012/XXXIII.
MTPGD3 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Xheneta Britxind and more. -- DECREED AUGUST 3rd, 2012/XXXIII.
MTPGD4 -- Conduction of Non-Binding Referendum regarding Provinical-Hood -- DECREED AUGUST 7th, 2012/XXXIII.
MTPGD5 -- Certification of Results of Non-Binding Referendum regarding Provinical-hood -- CERTIFIED NOVEMBER 15th, 2012/XXXIII.
MTPGD6 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Béneditsch Ardpresteir -- DECREED JULY 28th, 2013/XXXIV.
MTPGD7 -- Granting Honorary Residency for Sevastáin Pinátsch -- DECREED SEPTEMBER 25th, 2014/XXXV.
MTPGD8 -- Back to the Future Part II -- DECREED SEPTEMBER 30th, 2017/XXXVIII.

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 <big>This is the official {{Pengo}} territorial government portal. Any unauthorized edits to this page are not very nice.</big><br>
-''Return to the [[Pengöpäts]] main page.''
+''Return to the [[{{Pengo}}]] main page.''
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 * To inquire about obtaining a permit for scientific study and research in {{Pengo}}, [[Royal Governor's Office/Permits|please click here]].
 * To inquire information about immigration to {{Pengo}}, [[Royal Governor's Office/Immigration|please click here]].
-* To obtain tickets for the [[Royal {{Pengo}} Heavy Opera Company]], [[Royal Pengopats Heavy Opera Company/Tickets|please click here]].
+* To view immigration archives, [[Royal_Governor%27s_Office/Immigration/previous|please click here]].
+* To obtain tickets for the [[RPHOC|Royal {{Pengo}} Heavy Opera Company]], [[RPHOC/Tickets|please click here]].
 * To obtain seats in this year's [[Ice Flats 200]], [[Ice Flats 200/Tickets|please click here]]. <small>(Time is running out--we need the bleachers carved out of the ice ASAP!)</small>
 ===For Residents (or anyone else)===
-* To access The {{Pengo}} Times, the only newspaper concerning events solely affecting {{Pengo}}, please click here.
+* To access [[The {{Pengo}} Times]], the only newspaper concerning events solely affecting {{Pengo}}, [http://pengotimes.com please click here]
-* For train status and schedules, please click here.
+* For train status and schedules, [[The Penguin Express|click here]].
-* For the current weather forecast for {{Pengo}}, please click here.
+* For the current weather forecast for {{Pengo}}, [http://www.yr.no/place/Antarctica/Other/Marie_Byrd_Land/ please click here].
-* To report a crime, please contact the {{Pengo}} crime stoppers at this link.
+* To report a crime, please contact the {{Pengo}} crime stoppers at [[Talk:Royal Governor's Office/911|this link]].
-* For a listing of free veterinary clinics for residents of {{Pengo}}, please click here.
+* For a listing of free veterinary clinics for residents of {{Pengo}}, [[Royal Governor's Office/FreeClinics|please click here]].
-* To sign up to race in this year's [[Ice Flats 200]], please click here.
+* To sign up to race in this year's [[Ice Flats 200]], [[Ice Flats 200/Enter|please click here]].
 ==Official Announcements from the Desk of the Governor==
-<br>
-===Honorary Citizens Needed For {{Pengo}} Web Presence===
+===Inactivity by the Royal Governor's Office===
-<br>
 <div style="background-color: #ddf5eb; border-style: dotted;">
-<center><big>'''PRESS RELEASE:'''</big></center>
+<big>'''''The Royal Governor Makes Another Empty Promise'''</big>
-<center><big>'''''ROYAL GOVERNOR ASKS FOR ASSISTANCE WITH CREATING WIKI PRESENCE'''''</big></center>
-<center>'''PROMISES A PAT ON THE BACK, USERBOX, AND A USELESS GRANT OF HONORARY RESIDENCY'''</center>
-<br>
---July 12th, 2012--
+The Governor has announced today that he will eventually get around to becoming more active with publishing press releases. Speaking to no one in particular, he remarked, "This one doesn't count."
-:SOMEWHERE IN PENGOPATS: Munditenens (Dien) Tresplet, recently appointed Royal Governor of
+'''Munditenens Tresplet'''<br>
-{{Pengo}}, today realized he could not completely and fully bring {{Pengo}} onto the TalossaWiki without the assistance of volunteers from throughout the Kingdom.
+'''Governor of {{Pengo}}'''<br>
-:"Today I realized I could not do all these pages by myself," Dien said, "and still try to work on
+</div>
-other, somewhat more important projects."
+<br>
-:The "somewhat" lazy, ill-prioritized Governor--who has good intentions--promised any volunteer
-who helps out with editing substantial compensation:
-:"Any citizen of the Kingdom who helps out, and wishes to be recognized for his works, shall be
-given a virtual pat on the back, a Userbox honoring his help on the pages, and" Dien paused, "...and an Honorary Grant of Residency into the Territory of {{Pengo}}."
-:Several notable {{Pengo}} residents questioned his possibly controversial decision to grant
-honorary residency to the volunteers. One resident remarked, "I don't give one flipper whether or not he is the Governor, the only residents of {{Pengo}} are and should be penguins!"
-:Another resident was quoted as saying, "This decision could meet some backlash from higher-ups,
-and possibly from the King himself, as this decision is unprecedented and has not been done by any Governor in the past."
-:Tresplet isn't worried: "Let's face it. Honorary Grants of Residency don't mean anything.
-{{Pengo}} is a territory, not a province, which makes the Honorary Grants mean even less."
-:In past sessions, the Ziu, the Kingdom's legislative body, has had bills introduced to make the
-icy territory of {{Pengo}} an icy province, opening it up to new immigration as well as affording it representation in the Senäts. RUMP, the party who regularly introduces the bills, always argues and ensures their defeat once the bill is Clark-ed.
-:Governor Tresplet, a known RUMP member, has recently been shown to be outspoken for
-provincial-hood, promising that as an MC in future Cosas he will symbolically represent the territory, and help introduce legislation to make {{Pengo}} a proper province. He is also rumored to toss his hat in for the first Senator of {{Pengo}} if such legislation passes.
-:If the bill does pass, Governor Tresplet, a Maricopan citizen, would be allowed to run for Senate
-in the sparsely-populated area thanks to the expected passage of Amendment 43RZ36, which allows for any citizen to run for a Senate seat, regardless of whether or not they are a resident of the province that the seat represents.
-:But for now, the territory remains a territory, and one that apparently needs some virtual
-volunteers.
-:If you would like to help out, drop a message in [[Talk:Royal Governor's Office/Volunteers]].
-:As Governor Tresplet so eloquently put it: "We already know you will help out--we're on {{Pengo}}
+<small>[[Royal Governor's Office/PressRelases|View past press releases.]]</small>
-time-travel time."
-<center><big>'''###'''</big></center>
-<br>
-Contact: Royal Governor's Office<br>
-[[Talk:Royal Governor's Office/PressContact]]
-<br>
-</div>
 ==Gubernatorial Decrees==
-# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD1|MTPGD1]] -- Issuing a full pardon for any and all felonious or otherwise bad acts that may or may not have been committed by Munditenens Tresplet on the date of May 12th, 2000. -- DECREED JULY 9th, 2012. AMENDED July 12th, 2012.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD1|MTPGD1]] -- Issuing a full pardon for any and all felonious or otherwise bad acts that may or may not have been committed by Munditenens Tresplet on the date of May 12th, 2000. -- DECREED JULY 9th, {{year|2012}}. AMENDED July 12th, {{year|2012}}.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD2|MTPGD2]] -- Granting Honorary Residency for Éovart Grischun. -- DECREED JULY 21st, {{year|2012}}.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD3|MTPGD3]] -- Granting Honorary Residency for Xheneta Britxind and more. -- DECREED AUGUST 3rd, {{year|2012}}.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD4|MTPGD4]] -- Conduction of Non-Binding Referendum regarding Provinical-Hood -- DECREED AUGUST 7th, {{year|2012}}.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD5|MTPGD5]] -- Certification of Results of Non-Binding Referendum regarding Provinical-hood -- CERTIFIED NOVEMBER 15th, {{year|2012}}.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD6|MTPGD6]] -- Granting Honorary Residency for Béneditsch Ardpresteir -- DECREED JULY 28th, {{year|2013}}.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD7|MTPGD7]] -- Granting Honorary Residency for Sevastáin Pinátsch -- DECREED SEPTEMBER 25th, {{year|2014}}.
+# [[Royal Governor's Office/MTPGD8|MTPGD8]] -- Back to the Future Part II -- DECREED SEPTEMBER 30th, {{year|2017}}.

Royal Governor's Office: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 00:52, 12 August 2020

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Official Announcements from the Desk of the Governor

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