Ma la Mha
Ma la Mha (Manus Joseph Patrick Hand, b. 19 March 1964), known commonly as Baron Hooligan, is the current Seneschal of the Kingdom of Talossa.
Hooligan is a citizen of Florencia. A three-term Seneschal, he has also served as Distain, Scribe of Abbavilla and in the College of Arms, first as a Fellow, then as Columcille Pursuivant, and presently as Rouge Lobster Herald and Squirrel King of Arms.
Early Citizenship
A personal friend (since 1991) of John Woolley, who had become a Talossan citizen in early 2005, la Mha was pestered incessantly by Woolley to create a Website for the Kingdom, as its Web presence had been lost to it through the events of 2004 that created the Talossan Republic. La Mha resisted as long as he could, finally agreeing simply to get Woolley off his back about it, and soon aggravatingly found that Talossa was indeed all that Woolley had claimed, and la Mha quickly embraced the idea of becoming Talossan.
La Mha became a citizen of Talossa on 12 July 2005/XXVI. He has the distinction of being the final person to have been given his Talossan name by King Robert I.
Political Career
The July 2005 and August 2005 Clarks are the only Clarks during which la Mha has not served in the Ziu.
At the time of la Mha's immigration, both the party in power (the Black Hand party) and the opposition (the Conservative Loyalist Party) actively sought la Mha's support in the upcoming election. The two parties were fiercely adversarial, and the growth of the CLP led King Robert I to abdicate in August.
Robert's renunciation was followed by that of Prime Minister Marcus Cantaloûr, and after the resulting constitutional crisis, Fritz von Buchholtz was appointed to act as Seneschal, and asked la Mha to serve as Distain.
Formation of the RUMP
Despite the departure of its leader, who continued, through those who remained, to manipulate affairs in the Kingdom as a non-citizen, the MN remained powerful, though its hopes for being returned to office for the 35th Cosa seemed faint.
As an attempt to provide a party that would serve as a conciliating influence on the MN and CLP, la Mha, along with Cresti Siervicul and Xhorxh Unamind, founded the RUMP political party on 27 September 2005. Urging that "Talossa should be fun", the RUMP (which originally stood for the "Random Unilateral Movement Party", result of an initial hunt for an alcoholic acronyms, culminating in the choice of Unamind's "RUM") adopted as its motto "We are the Present" as a humorous take on the CLP's "We are the future".
The RUMP contested the elections to the 35th Cosa, finishing second behind the CLP. The MN's viability as a party was at an end, as many of the MN voters either ended their participation in the Kingdom or had switched their allegiance to the CLP or the King Ben Party. The RUMP was essentially in coalition with the CLP, and la Mha was asked to continue serving as Distain.
At the request of von Buchholtz, la Mha acted as Prime Minister while the Seneschal was hopitalised for a month during his term in office.
Elevation to the Peerage and Senator for Vuode
La Mha became a member of the 35th Cosa, but assigned uimself only a single seat of the 47 won by his party in anticipation of an appointment to the Senate. By the end of the 34th Cosa, the activity level of Francesco Felici (Senator for Cézembre) and Brook Paneta (Senator for Florencia) had been impossible for anyone but King Robert I to discern, and the votes of these two Senators were long thought by many to have been provided for them by the King, who also served as Secretary of State. With the abdication of Robert I, the failure of these two Senators to vote in the first two Clarks of the 35th Cosa was anticipated. As both Queen Amy (who served as Senator for Vuode) and Cantaloûr (who served as Senator for Atatürk) had renounced their citizenships, the vacancy of the Cézembrean and Florencian seats would leave the Senate with only three seats occupied. Thus, appointments would need to be made to provide the Senate with a quorum of at least four members for the then-seven provinces.
Given the Organic requirement then in place that no person could serve in the Senate without having held citizenship for two years or being a member of the peerage, no eligible Talossan could be identified under the first requirement, so la Mha was granted a barony by the Regent of King Louis on 20 September 2005/XXVI. When the two Senate seats did in fact vacate as expected, la Mha resigned from the Cosa (though this was not at the time required) and assumed the vacant Vuodean Senate seat beginning with the third Clark of the 35th Cosa.
Thus, while la Mha's work to create a new Web presence for the Kingdom was cited in the elevation to the peerage, the grant was pragmatic in nature, and made primarily so that a quorum could be formed in the Senate.
The first peer ever created by a Talossan monarch, protocol for peerage was new, and the College of Arms determined that a barony would consist of single city block within metropolitan Talossa, to be chosen by the elevated peer. La Mha chose for his barony the smallest city block in the nation, part through humility and part because that block, within his home province of Florencia, contains Hooligan's Super Bar, a Talossan landmark where Prime Minister J. Harrison Wosniak had been inaugurated into office.
Senator for Cézembre
In the elections to the 36th Cosa, the CLP was returned to the majority, and the new Seneschal, Samuhel Tecladeir, asked Hooligan to continue his service as Distain.
After the 35th Cosa, an amendment to Organic Law shortening the citizenship requirement for voting in the Senate from two years to one (and removed all citizenship requirement for holding a Senate seat) was ratified. Accordingly, la Mha resigned as Senator for Vuode so that a citizen of that province (Sir Trotxâ Betiñéir, who had been serving without voting as Senator for [[Cézembre), and who would meet the requirement after the first Clark of that Cosa, could be appointed to its seat. The two Senators each resigned, and each were appointed to the other's seats by the executive officer of the respective provinces.
La Mha served as Senator for Cézembre through the 36th Cosa, resigning thereafter to allow the appointment of Nikü Spyropoulos, a Cézembrean citizen who became eligible to the Senate, and also as he felt that a Seneschal (the office to which he would be appointed) should serve in the Cosa and not the Senate.
Seneschal
During the 36th Cosa, a number of CLP voters came to disagree with the position of their party on the disposition of the throne after the abdication of Louis left it vacant. CLP leadership favoured leaving the throne vacant until an Old Growth citizen or (a theoretically repentant and reformed) Robert I himself would accept it, while the RUMP favoured following the provisions of Organic Law to promptly elect a new King. This shift of political winds not only brought the RUMP to power in the 37th Cosa, but precipitated the surprise declaration of the dissolution of the CLP by von Buchholtz.
Due to these developments, the RUMP assumed the majority in the elections and la Mha was appointed to serve as Seneschal for the 37th Cosa. He was sworn into office in the presence of the King and other Talossans at Rock Bottom Brewery in Centennial, Colorado in the United States, with the oath given to him via telephone by Cresti Siervicül, Puisne Justice of the Uppermost Court.
When the RUMP was returned to the majority for the 38th Cosa, Hooligan was reappointed and served a second term.
Return to Distain
In a attempt (which has been termed misguided at best) to persuade the Talossan Republic that a warm welcome from the Kingdom was assured for any and all former citizens who returned to the Kingdom, the baron chose not to seek reappointment for the 38th Cosa, and his party instead recommended the returned Republican Ieremiac'h Ventrutx.
Ventrutx asked Hooligan to serve as his Distain, a position he also was asked to take by the RUMP's Prime Ministers who followed, Iustì Canun, Alexander Davis, and the two terms of Litz Cjantscheir. In this position, he served on the Kingdom's Commission for Reunision, and was instrumental in providing accommodations to ensure the success of that effort, particularly acceptance of the earliest date of citizenship in either the Kingdom or the Republic to be recognised as the first date of Talossanity for all Talossan citizenships.
Throughout his service as Distain (and indeed while Prime Minister), Hooligan oversaw all immigration operations for the Kingdom, and was almost always the first Talossan with whom prospective immigrants would converse.
Reappointment as Seneschal
In the elections to the 44th Cosa, the RUMP took a bare majority of 108 of the 200 Cosa seats, and Hooligan was recommended to serve as Prime Minister. He was sworn in on 20 July 2012 by the King personally in a ceremony Webcast from the Spotted Tog tavern in Lone Tree, Colorado in the United States.
Florencian Politics
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Non-Political Involvement
Website Creation and Maintenance
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Scribe of Abbavilla
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Service in the College of Arms
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The Talossan Language
Hooligan has been interested in the Talossan language since becoming a citizen, his interest and knowledge fueled by discussions with his friend, the King. To this end, Hooligan joined the Committee for the Use of the Talossan Language (CÚG) and assisted in the research and work that led to the recognition of orthographic changes in the Arestada of 2007.
Following that effort, and as one reason for his decision not to seek appointment to a third consecutive term as Seneschal, Hooligan devoted himself to the effort that resulted in the 2008 publication of the first edition of his Ün Guizua Compläts àl Glheþ Talossan ("A Complete Guide to the Talsosan Language").
He serves as current President of the CÚG, and led the effort to create the multilingual Website of the Committee, www.cuglang.com.
Hooligan was involved in the formation of the Association of Talossan Language Organisations meant to provide a common body in which the CUG and the Icastolâ of the Talossan Republic could discuss and coordinate efforts. Working from an online class on the language that he taught at the University of Talossa, he created the content of the ATLO's Website www.talossan.com.
Personal Life
Hooligan was born in Hawthorne (Los Angeles), California to James Francis and Sharon Ann (Ryan) Hand, both raised in Casper, Wyoming, and who relocated from California in 1967 to Laramie, Wyoming. There, Hooligan and his six younger sisters were raised. His parents and four of his sisters and their family still reside there.
He graduated from the University of Wyoming in 1988, receiving a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Science with a double-minor in Mathematics and English. He entered the Masters program in Computer Science at Colorado State in 1991. He worked at a telecommunications software company (where he first met King John in 1991) from 1988 to 1997, leaving to form a company to provide software and network services to large credit unions. This company was later subsumed by another, where Hooligan is still employed as Software Applications Architect.
He enjoys reading mystery and espionage novels, and has indicated that he plans to someday contribute to the genre.
He resides in Parker, Colorado with his wife of 21 years, his daughter, his college-going son, and his daughter's infant son.
| Preceded by Litz Cjantscheir |
Seneschal 19 Jul 2012/XXXIII - Present |
Succeeded by Incumbent |
| Preceded by Samhuel Tecladeir |
Seneschal 18 Apr 2007/XXVIII - 23 Oct 2008/XXIX |
Succeeded by Ieremiac'h Ventrutx |
| Preceded by Francesco Felici |
Senator for Cézembre 1 August 2006/XXVII - 21 February 2007/XXVIII |
Succeeded by Nikü Spyropoulos |
| Preceded by Queen Amy |
Senator for Vuode 1 December 2005/XXVI - 21 May 2006/XXVII |
Succeeded by Sir Trotxâ Betiñéir |
| Preceded by Trotxâ Betiñéir |
Squirrel King of Arms 20 April 2012/XXXIII - Present |
Succeeded by Incumbent |
| Preceded by Marc Moisan |
Scribe of Abbavilla 31 August 2005/XXVI - 19 April 2007/XXVIII |
Succeeded by Olaf Brainerd |
| Member of Cosa | 35th 37th 38th 39th 40th 41st 42nd 43rd 44th |