King John
King John of the House of Lupul (John W. Woolley) is the reigning monarch of Talossa. Following the abdication of King Louis of the House of Rouergue in 2006/XXVII, by decision of his legal guardians, a nationwide election was held, and John Woolley was installed as the first sovereign of a new dynasty on March 14th, 2007/XXVIII.
The official title of the King is John by the Grace of God, King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk.
Talossan Life Before the Throne
King John has been a Talossan citizen since 7 May 2005. He affiliated with the Conservative Loyalist Party and was vocal in his criticism of the words and actions of King Robert I, protesting vehemently against the behaviour of the King toward his subjects, and the participation of the King in the political life of the nation. John insisted that the CLP resist a royal demand that a list of those citizens of Talossa who were considered to be CLP party members (Clippers) be published, which was called not only a breach of party rights, but a political tactic meant to ensure that the King's Black Hand party could outpoll it in the next election by whatever means.
The abdication of King Robert I was finally provoked by John's protestation that the MN's claim to promote the learning of the Talossan language was seemingly insincere given the restrictions imposed by the MN's leadership concerning availability of learning material.
When King Robert I abdicated, the throne passed to his adopted heir Louis.
Because Robert I also held the post of Secretary of State at the time of his absence, his renunciation of Talossan citizenship left the office vacant, and with Prime Minister Cantalour also renouncing his citizenship, the Uppermost Court instructed Distain Xhorxh Asmour to act as Seneschal and appoint a new Secretary of State so that elections to the 36th Cosa could proceed. When the Distain failed to act by the court-appointed deadline, the Court, in its capacity as Council of Regency for the throne, appointed Fritz von Buchholtz as Seneschal, and the new Prime Minister appointed John to the post of Secretary of State. There he served as what has been widely pronounced as one of the most able of Secretaries of State, updating the Clark and its distribution methods, and scrupulously attending to the duties of his office, until his elevation to the throne.
When Talossan citizen Wes Erni, acting at the behest of former King Robert I, brought suit in the Uppermost Court to press Robert's claims that the Talossan citizenship roll had been illegally filled with false names to suit the leadership of the CLP in its pursuit of power over Robert's MN party, John defended the government (Erni v. Talossa). In a decision handed down by Senior Justice Danihel Laurier, the government's position was upheld and the citizenship rolls remained unaffected.
In addition to his duties as Secretary of State, John served during the Regency of King Louis as a Senator for his home province of Florencia, Chancellor of the Royal Talossan Bar, and inaugural holder of the position of Blanc Wolf Herald in the Royal College of Arms. John was knighted into the coveted Order of the Nation by the Regent for King Louis in 2005.
During the reign of Louis, John authored a great many pieces of legislation and shepherded them through the Ziu. These range from the creation of the Office of Private Adventurers to modifications to Organic Law that restricted the powers of the monarch, including to forbid the Sovereign and his consort from holding political or appointed offices, removal of the partial veto from the royal powers, require the Sovereign to hold and maintain Talossan citizenship, and many other modifications, all ratified by the people and incorporated into Organic Law.
Ascension to the Throne
Upon the abdication of Louis, the House of Rouergue was exhausted, no members eligible to the throne. Accordingly, the terms of Organic Law called for a national election to determine a new King and royal family. A debate ensued over whether this mechanism should be employed immediately, or on a delayed basis. Some citizens felt that the nation should wait to see if Robert I would choose to return to the Kingdom and accept the new restrictions on royal power, and be re-enthroned. Others felt that while an election was warranted, an Old Growth candidate would need to be found, and no such citizens were willing to assume the throne.
The Ziu agreed to receive nominations to present to the citizenry during the elections to the 37th Cosa. Baron Hooligan and others presented John's name, and John was ratified as the choice of the nation, assuming the throne when the results of the referendum were certified on 14 April 2007 by Deputy Secretary of State Mick Preston, who ran the election, as John had recused himself from doing so. John resigned his offices to accept the throne and his first acts included the naming of his Privy Council.
King
Since taking the throne, John has scrupulously avoided all political entanglement, refusing to comment on any political matter. To fill the time that had been taken by his former involvement in politics, the King turned his attention to some of his personal hobbies.
The King attends to the few duties of his office, assenting to or vetoing acts of the Ziu, and appointing members of the government and the royal offices as and whenever he is directed to do.
The King was one of three members (along with Seneschal Litz Cjantscheir and Distain Hooligan) to serve on the Commission of the Kingdom during discussions with the Talossan Republic that commenced in December of 2010 and led to Reunision.
Personal Life
Ancestry
King John is the only son of Richard Park Woolley (b. 15 February 1925, third son of Cloyd Forsythe Woolley and Florence Tarbet, d. 4 August 2008) of Denver, Colorado and Martha Jeanne Macy (b. 17 June 1930, only child of Warren Earl Macy and Eulalia Sophia Mahanna, d. 5 February 2009) of Pueblo, Colorado, married 13 June 1953 and removed to Boulder, Colorado. John has two sisters, Beth (b. 30 September 1957, m1 Randall Smith, m2 Richard Schuh) of Colorado Springs, Colorado; and Jane (b. 3 July 1960, m. Andrew Tuttle) of Colorado Springs, Colorado.
King John's father's family, being prominent in the U.S. State of Utah, has been traced rather completely back to the early 19th century in Ireland, Wales, England, and the Isle of Man, and (in certain narrow lines) to much earlier dates. (There appears to be no evidence, however, connecting this family with any of the armigerous Woolley families of England.) His mother's grandparents were all Americans of predominantly Irish descent (Macy, Mahanna, O'Brien) settled in Nebraska.
Family
John resides in Centennial, Colorado, USA, and works as a software developer for a major desktop publishing firm in Denver.
King John and his consort the (non-Talossan) Queen Kristine are half-fourth-cousins, having a great-great-great-grandfather in common. Queen Kristine is the royal consort is a Physician Assistant at Kaiser Permanente in Denver, Colorado, USA. They are the parents of:
- Her Highness Princess Danielle ("Nellie") Southwell (née Moulton), natural niece of John and Kristine, adopted by them in her childhood.
- (Non-Talossan) Prince Andrew Woolley, who married (also non-Talossan) Gelsey, who spent some of her teen years living with the Woolley family. Andrew is a Lieutenant in the United States Navy and a nuclear engineer, currently Operations Officer of USS Rodney M. Davis, a frigate, and stationed in Seattle, Washington, USA.
- His Grace and Highness the Prince of Prospect, Patrick ("Patch"), Duke of Florencia.
- (Non-Talossan) Prince James Woolley, who has applied for Talossan citizenship something like three times, and never followed through. He obviously has some of his father's laziness in him. James is a 2nd Lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps, currently stationed at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, USA.
- His Highness Prince Peter George.
Princess Nellie and Prince Andrew have each provided the King with a grandson.
The King currently owns three dogs, one of which, "Pup", a female shiba inu, is officially recognised by an act of the Ziu to be the Royal Dog (although even this bribe did not seem to be enough to get Prince James to embrace his latent Talossanity).
Interests and Beliefs
The King is a voracious reader and lover of Victorian literature and pulp noir paperbacks from the 1950's. He has an extensive collection of books, though now does his reading on a Kindle device. John is a proponent of the Oxfordian theory of Shakespearean authorship, maintaining that Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, was the author of the works of William Shakespeare.
John enjoys the television series Buffy, the Vampire Slayer and other works of writer-director Joss Whedon, especially Firefly.
Raised in the Anglican Catholic faith, the King served as a deacon in his Denver parish of that church before leaving it over doctrinal disagreements, becoming chrismated into an Antiochan Orthodox Church. He is pursuing a doctorate of theology, with his thesis being the result of a study of the spiritual journeys of persons like himself from the Anglican Catholic to the Orthodox faith. On 1 July 2012, he entered the diaconate of the Antiochan Orthodox Church during services in Wichita, Kansas, USA, saying of the experience:
It was really good. The ordination rite is pretty amazing. Through most of the (long) Sunday morning Divine Liturgy, I was just standing in front of the icon of Christ with a towel draped over my head, holding a pitcher and basin for (twice) washing the bishop's hands. The pitcher and basin started out reasonably light weight, but somehow got heavier in the course of the service, which made my back feel eventually like it was about to burst into flames or have an alien pop out of it; but neither thing happened. ... I haven't really assimilated the spiritual experience yet, but yes, I'm Deacon John Saturus.
| Preceded by Council of Regency |
King of Talossa 14 April 2007/XXVIII - Present |
Succeeded by Incumbent |
| Preceded by R. Ben Madison |
Secretary of State 20 August 2005/XXVI - 14 April 2007/XXVIII |
Succeeded by Mick Preston |
| Preceded by (position created) |
Chancellor of the Royal Talossan Bar 21 December 2005/XXVI - 14 April 2007/XXVIII |
Succeeded by Litz Cjantscheir |